NEW EPISODES RETURN SEPTEMBER 13
There's room for everyone in Abbi and Ilana's world -- unless you're, like, a dick.
Desperate to scrape together some money for their big night out, Abbi and Ilana try to get a cash refund on some stolen office supplies.
An affirmation of female power uttered at times of great victory or achievement.
Abbi and Ilana track Abbi's lost phone to the worst place imaginable: the Upper East Side.
Make it werk.
A beloved children's character who comes to life if you take too much Vicodin.
Figuring she was high the last time she had her missing remote, Ilana smokes a joint in an effort to remember where she last saw it.
With Abbi and Ilana's help, you'll never be bored again.
Abbi calls Ilana for advice after Jeremy makes an unexpected request in the middle of their date.
An all-white pantsuit that you definitely should not call a "white power suit."
A piece of card stock issued by the titular housewares store that provides the recipient with a discount on a select range of items. Known primarily for its expiration date, which is never taken seriously and is used to throw off morons.
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