SEASON 2: EXTENDED AND DELETED SCENES

Mark Twain's sex life is not what you'd expect.

Deleted Scene - Garfield the Tattletale

1:12

Garfield catches the new servant playing a prank on Mr. Peepers.

Deleted Scene - Lillian's Beefcake Bear Trap

0:56

Lillian tries a new tactic to win custody of the Butternut Room -- with the help of a very attractive accomplice.

Extended Scene - Chair's Amnesia

1:37

Chair asks Blanche to help her get her memory back, unaware that Blanche is the one who caused her brain injury in the first place.

Extended Scene - Peepers vs. Parshwall

0:51

A visiting butler gives Peepers a run for his money in the buttling department.

Deleted Scene - The New, Compassionate Lillian

1:10

Lillian appears surprisingly graceful after Hortense gets all the media coverage for helping the sick servants.

Extended Scene - Harvard Men

1:06

Frederick and his college chums sing the praises of their alma mater, a place they definitely got admitted to based on merit alone.

Deleted Scene - Servant Cutbacks

1:54

Peepers gathers the servants to inform them that their working and living conditions just got more unlivable.

Deleted Scene - Seducing the Ortolan

0:58

Peepers provides a step-by-step guide to catching, serenading and murdering the most indulgent of all delicacies.

Extended Scene - Return to the Stairs

1:23

Chair rediscovers the spot where a tumble down the stairs caused her to lose her memory.

Extended Scene - Chair the Bitch

1:25

Chair's true identity comes back to her in a flash after Blanche throws her down the stairs for a second time.

Deleted Scene - Victor and Albert's Big Audition

1:56

Victor and Albert each show off their favorite poor man's ditty for the Marquis de Sainsbury, but only one can claim the coveted solo.

Extended Scene - Lillian's Sexual Revolution

2:20

When Lillian finds out that she can have sex for pleasure without getting pregnant, all bets are off.

Extended Scene - Hamish's Gift

1:24

While visiting Hamish in prison, the Commodore reminisces about his brother's uncanny ability to guess what a woman's vagina looks like.

Deleted Scene - Replacing Chop Chop

0:40

After the Gentleman Callers lose their star performer, Albert steps up to fill the void

Extended Scene - Mark Twain's Sexual Appetite

0:47

The lawyer for the defense falls for Frederick's courtroom prank.

Deleted Scene - Frederick Takes a Stand

0:44

Frederick balks at the Commodore's suggestion that he declare a mistrial in Hamish's murder case.

Extended Scene - Flirting with FDR

0:28

Lillian discovers that she and FDR have something in common: their disgust for people with disabilities.

Extended Scene - Mark Twain's Opening Statement

0:45

Mark Twain's defense of Hamish doesn't bode well for the rest of the trial.

Deleted Scene - Courtroom Analogies

0:38

Defense attorney Mark Twain proves to be just as folksy as storyteller Mark Twain – only a lot more confusing.