In this episode, the Air Force unveils a new strategy in the war on terror. Terrorists, kindly switch over to "Nightline." Then, Elton John has a creamy treat he wants you to put in your mouth. FCC, I await your call. And Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings is here to talk about No Child Left Behind. Don't tell her, but I wrote all my questions on my hand. I'm a man of few words, but I say them over and over and over. This is The Colbert Report.