In this episode, secularism catches fire in Europe. Oh, how I hope that's not a metaphor. Plus, I profile Virginia's 11th District. It's so close to Washington the D.C. madam is a local call! Then, I sit down with Conn Iggulden, author of "The Dangerous Book for Boys." I say all books are dangerous for boys. I will now make a brief 30-minute statement followed by no questions. This is The Colbert Report.