May 13, 2015 - Cuban Test for Ted Cruz & Filming the Police

  • 05/13/2015

Joel McHale, Ahmed Ahmed and Lola Ogunnaike join Larry to discuss Tom Brady's role in the Deflategate scandal and an offensive promotional video for the Cleveland Cavaliers.

(APPLAUSE)VERY GOOD.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU.

SO NICE.

YOU'RE SO KIND, ALL THETIME.

I'M LARRY WILMORE.

WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW.

JOEL McHALE FROM COMMUNITY, I LOVE THAT SHOW.

WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUTTHAT DEFLATE GATE SCANDAL A

LITTLE LATER.

I KNOW, EVERYBODY IS TALKINGABOUT IT BUT FIRST, OUR TOP

STORY.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THATCONGRESS IS 80% WHITE, 80%

MALE. MUCH LIKE CRAFT BEERFESTIVALS AND

FIST FIGHTS IN BOSTON

>> SO YOU WOULD BE FORGIVENFOR THINKING THAT

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE TEDCRUZ IS JUST AN AVERAGE

REPUBLICAN POLITICIAN,STRAIGHT WHITE, NO CHASER

(LAUGHTER)HOWEVER, SENATOR CRUZ IS OF

CUBAN DESCENT SO CUBAN INFACT THAT CRUZ SAYS OF HIS

FATHER, QUOTE, HE WAS AGUERRILLA THROWING MOLOTOV

COCKTAILS AND BLOWING UPBUILDINGS.

DURING THE CUBAN REVOLUTION.

WOW.

MAN.

THAT'S MORE CUBAN THAN ELIANGONZALEZ EATING A PORK AND

PLANTAIN SANDWICH WHILESMOKING A COHIBA THAT WAS

ROLLED ON THE SIDES BY ATTHE CRUZ FATHER, WHILE

RELAXING AT THE BUENA VISTASOCIAL CLUB WITH JOHNNY OLA

AND HEMINGWAY IN THE BACK OFA CAR FROM THE '50s.

THAT'S ALL I KNOW ABOUT CUBA.

I'M SERIOUS.

THAT'S ALL I GOT.

THAT'S ALL I KNOW.

A LOT OF STUFF.

OF COURSE I'M JOKING ABOUTTHIS BECAUSE I'M ON A COMEDY

SHOW BUT HOW DO JOURNALISTSAPPROACH THIS CUBAN AMERICAN

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE.

>> WHEN YOU FILLED OUT YOURAPPLICATION TO PRINCETON, TO

HARVARD LAW SCHOOL DID YOULIST YOURSELF AS A HISPANIC?

>> MAYBE A LITTLE BIT INTRUSIVEBUT I UNDERSTAND

I MEAN THIS YEAR JEB BUSHSAID HE ACCIDENTALLY LISTED

HIMSELF AS HISPANIC ON AVOTER REGISTRATION FORM

ONCE.

HMMMM.

LOOK, I GET IT JEB, WHENEVERI ORDER TICKETS FOR

THE MOVIES ON-LINEI ALWAYS PUSH

11-YEAR-OLD BUTTON, BYACCIDENT.

IT'S AN ACCIDENT.

THEY KEEP SAVING ME $14, IDON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENS.

ANYHOW, THE INTERVIEW CONTINUES.

>> DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITECUBAN FOOD, CUBAN DISH?

>> I GREW UP EATING CUBANFOOD ALL THE TIME.

MY GRANDPARENTS.

>> WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITEDISH?

>> WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITEDISH?

>> NO, NO, NO.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE CUBAN.

PROVE IT BY SAYING WHATYOUR FAVORITE CUBAN DISH IS

ANSWER ME FAKE CUBAN MAN!

>> YOU KNOW, PICCARIO, IGREW UP EATING ALL THE TIME.

WE HAD PLANTAINS, BEANS ANDRICE.

>> UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

IS IT BEANS AND RICE OR RICEAND BEANS.

DON'T [BLEEP] WITH ME.

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,OKAY.

MAYBE HE'S JUST HAVING FUNWITH HIM.

BUT HE'S GOT TO BE SATISFIEDWITH THAT.

BEANS & RICE SOUNDSSUPERCUBAN TO ME OR AS THEY

SAY IN HAVANA SUPES CUBES.ALRIGHT, HALPERIN,

YOU BELIEVE HE IS DE HAVANANOW.

>> FAVORITE, YOU LIKE CUBANMUSIC, DO YOU HAVE A

FAVORITE CUBAN SINGER?

>> MISTER, YOU MAY HAVEPASSED MY CUBAN FOOD TEST.

BUT LET'S SEE HOW YOU DOWITH MY CUBAN MUSIC TEST,

ALL RIGHT.

BECAUSE ONE OF US IS NOTLEAVING THIS INTERVIEW UNTIL

HE ESTABLISHES HIS LEVEL OFCUBANITY.

NOW.

>> I HAVE TO ADMIT IN THAT,I'M MUCH MORE OF A TEXAN.

I TEND TO LISTEN TO COUNTRYMUSIC MORE THAN CUBAN MUSIC.

>> WELL PLAYED, FAKE CUBANSENATOR CRUZ.

WELL PLAYED. [BLEEP] GOT TO DOSOMETHING.

I YOU WERE CUBAN, YOU'VE GOT TOKNOW ESPANOL

IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY ICOULD GET HIM TO SPEAK SOME

ESPANOL. I KNOW, I WILL JUST

SLIP IT IN AT THE END OF AQUESTION TO SEE IF HE

NOTICES.

(LAUGHTER)THAT WILL TRIP HIM UP.

HE WILL BE NONE THE WISER. OH,HALPERIN,

STOP IMPRESSING ME.>> FINALLY I WANT TO GIVE

YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO DIRECTLYWELCOME

YOUR COLLEAGUE, SENATORSANDERS TO THE RACE AND

WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO IT IFYOU WOULD ENESPANOL.

>> OKAY THIS IS LITERALLYTURNING INTO A SPANISH

INQUISITION.

LITERALLY.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE [BLEEP],MAN.

HOLD ON.

SOMETHING ABOUT THIS JUSTMAKES YOU FEEL A LITTLE SICK,

NO, IT'S NOT SOME OF THATHALPERIN WOULD STOOP TO SUCH

LOW JOURNALISTIC STANDARDSTRYING TO TRIP SOMEBODY UP

ON THEIR ETHNIC IDENTITYCARD, IT IS JUST HE IS

ACTUALLY MAKING ME FEELSORRY FOR TED CRUZ.

I THINK -- I'M OKAY, I'MOKAY.

I THINK I JUST THREW UP MIBOCA.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: I DON'T EVEN KNOW

IF THAT IS ACCURATE.

NOW HALPERIN ACTUALLYAPOLOGIZED, CRUZ ACCEPTED

HIS APOLOGY BUT I'MCONCERNED.

WHAT IF HALPERIN GETS IN AROOM WITH BEN CARSON,IF YOU

HAVE SO BLACK, DR. CARSON,HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR

CHITLINS.

BUT ENOUGH OF TED CRUZ.

LET'S MOVE ON TO SOMEONE REALLYLOCO. RICK SANTORUM.

NOW YES, FORMER PENNSYLVANIASENATOR SANTORUM SEEMS TO BE

GEARING UP FOR THEPRESIDENTIAL RACE.

HE'S GETTING HIS BIBLEDOG-EARED, HIS CROSS SHINED

AND HIS RHETORIC POLISHED.

>> WHAT I BELIEVE WE NEED TODO IS TO CONFRONT THE TWO

GREAT THREATS IN THE MIDDLEEAST THAT CONFRONT US TODAY

IF THESE FOLKS WANT TO BRINGBACK A 7th CENTURY VERSION

OF ISLAM, THEN MYRECOMMENDATION IS LET'S LOAD

OUR BOMBERS UP AND BOMB THEMBACK TO THE 7th CENTURY.

>> Larry: RICK SANTORUM,THERE IS SUCH A THING IS A

TIME BOMB BUT IT DOESN'TACTUALLY MAKE YOU GO BACK IN

TIME.

(LAUGHTER)LOOK, I WANT TO GET RID OF

ISIS TOO BUT I THINK WE'REGOING TO NEED A BETTER

FOREIGN POLICY THAN OPENINGUP THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM,

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

(APPLAUSE)A LITTLE MORE DETAILS.

(APPLAUSE)>> AS LONG AS WE OPEN THAT

UP, THE th CENTURY, CYRUS OFALEXANDRIA.

WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

NOW MISTER, IDIDN'T GET YOUR LAST NAME.

>> I DON'T HAVE ONE.

BOTH MY PARENTS DIED OF OLDAGE BEFORE THEY COULD TELL

ME MY SURNAME.

>> OH.

I'M SORRY, YOUR PARENTS MUSTHAVE BEEN REALLY OLD WHEN

THEY HAD YOU.

>> THEY WERE, MY MOM WAS 12,AND MY DAD MADE IT ALL THE

WAY TO 13, SO-- .

>> Larry: OH.

WELL, I GUESS THAT MAKESSENSE IN YOUR TIME SO WHAT

DO YOU THINK ABOUT ISIS GETTINGBOMBED

BACK TO YOUR TIME.

>> THEY WOULD NOT BE WELCOMETHERE, LARRY.

THEY WOULDN'T.

THEIR BASTARDIZED VERSIONOF ISLAM WOULD NOT FLY.

THAT IS NOT THE TYPE OFISLAM MY BOY MOHAMMED

PROMOTES .

>> Larry: WAIT, YOU KNOW THEPROPHET MUHAMMAD.

>> YEAH, HE'S MY NEIGHBOR.

HIS KID GO TO SCHOOL WITH MYKIDS.

WELL, MY SONS.

>> Larry: OKAY.

THIS IS-- THIS SOUNDS SOUNBELIEVABLE.

>> YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?

WELL, I KNOW, I HAVE ABEAUTIFUL DRAWING OF HIM

SOMEWHERE.

>> Larry: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

>> NO.

>> Larry: CYRUS, CYRUS.

>> I DID IT MYSELF.

>> Larry: NO, PLEASE, PLEASE,DON'T.

YOU DON'T NEED TO SHOW METHAT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

IT'S YOUR LOSS.

HE'S A GOOD LOOKING FELLOW,HIS SMILE LIGHTS UP A ROOM.

>> Larry: I'M SURE IT DOES.

>> IT'S ELECTRIC.

>> Larry: PLEASE CONTINUE.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUTHINK THIS NEW RELIGION IS

VIOLENT.

FIRST OF ALL, MOHAMMED IS AVERY PEACEFUL GUY.

I BARELY HEAR HIM NEXT ITDOOR.

>> Larry: SO IS THIS WHOLEIDEA OF BOMBING ISIS BACK TO

THE 7th CENTURY SOUNDS LIKEA BAD IDEA.

>> LARRY, THEY HAVE GUNS.

THE LAST THING WE NEED INTHE 7th CENTURY ARE MORE

THINGS THAT CAN KILL PEOPLE.

BECAUSE EVERYTHING HEREALREADY DOES.

ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS STUBBEDHER TOE, SHE DIED.

>> Larry: WOW.

THAT'S HORRIBLE.

>> YOU KNOW HOW MY FOURTHWIFE DIED, THE HICCUPS.

>> Larry: WELL, THAT JUSTSEEMS UNNECESSARY.

>> WELL, SHE WAS ALSO IN AKNIFE FIGHT SO I SUPPOSE

THAT-- THAT MIGHT HAVESOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.

LOOK, LARRY, THE POINT IS YOUCAN KEEP ISIS AND KEEP RICK

SANTORUM WHILE YOU ARE ATIT.

COME ON, EVEN IN THE 7thCENTURY THAT GUYS IDEAS ARE

OUTDATED.

>> Larry: WOW.

>> IT'S TRUE.

>> Larry: REALLY?

ALL RIGHT, CYRUS OFALEXANDRIA, EVERYBODY, WE'LL

BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

NOW IF YOU HAVE WATCHED THENEWS AT ALL YOU NOTICED THE

COPS ARE BECOME GETTINGCAUGHT ON CAMERA DOING VERY

BAD THINGS TO BLACKPEOPLE AND WHILE THESE

VIDEOS HAVE GOTTEN A LOT OFATTENTION, THE

VIDEO PRODUCTION HAS NOT.

HERE TO SAY MORE ON THIS IS -->> OH, HELLO THERE.

I'M NIGHTLY SHOW CONTRIBUTOR ANDPART-TIME FILM PROFESSOR

MIKE YARD. TODAY WE'RE GOING TOTAKE YOU THROUGH

ONE OF OUR MOST POPULAR

FILMMAKING CLASSES,POLICE BRUTALITY VIDEO

PRODUCTION 101.

THIS COURSE HELPS ASPIRINGFILMMAKERS MAKE IT IN ONE OF

THE FASTEST GROWTHINDUSTRIES IN AMERICA TODAY.

I WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH THEHELPFUL TIPS TO FILM THE

POLICE FOR THOSE MOMENTSWHEN YOU KNOW [BLEEP] IS

ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

FRAMING.

WHAT'S THE BIGGER TRAGEDY, ABLACK MAN GETTING KICKED TO

DEATH BY THE POLICE ORSHOOTING IT VERTICALLY.

DEFINITELY THE BLACK MANGETTING KICKED DEATH HOWEVER

WE CAN'T DO [BLEEP] ABOUTTHAT. BUT WHAT WE CAN DO

IS RESPECT THE ASPECT RATIO OFTHE ASS-WHOOPING BY

TURNING OUR PHONE FROM HERETO HERE.

THEREFORE MAXIMIZING THE 16BY 9 FRAME.

HERE'S A CRIME THAT WON'T BEPROSECUTED, SHOT VERTICALLY.

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THOSEBARS ON THE SIDE OF YOUR

SCREEN. THAT IS NOT THE BLACK

YOU WANT YOUR VIEWERSTO FOCUS ON.

LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUTURN YOUR PHONE HORIZON

LIGHTING.

NOW THE LIGHTING TECHNIQUEYOU USE WILL HAVE A MAJOR

IMPACT ON THE CALL OF YOURFINAL PRODUCT.

FORTUNATELY FOR YOU, DIRTBAG COPS USUALLY THINK THEY

ARE ABOVE THE LAW BUT POLICEBRUTALITY HAPPENS IN BROAD

[BLEEP] DAYLIGHT, HAPPYSHOOTING!

NOT YOU DIRT BAG COPS, MYSTUDENTS.

>> OH

>> HI THERE.

YOU SNUCK UP ON ME.

LIKE A DIRTY COP.

WELL, FINALLY, EDITING.

DON'T BOTHER, YOU'RE NOT GOINGTO NEED IT. YOU MAY THINK YOU

HAVE A NARRATIVE FOR A CABLENEWS CHANNEL OR A GRAND JURY,

I CAN ASSURE YOU YOU HAVENOT.

BUT GOOD WORK, STUDENTS.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.

YOU'RE READY TO FILM YOURCHOKING, SHOOTING OR CLASSIC

GOOD OLD AMERICAN POLICEBEATDOWN.

NOW REMEMBER IT IS YOURCONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO FILM

THE POLICE IN PUBLIC SPACESAND MAKE SURE YOU TELL THAT

TO THE COP WHILE HE ISSHATTERING YOUR PHONE INTO A

THOUSAND PIECES.

THAT'S IT FOR TODAY'SLESSON.

THE NIGHTLY SHOW FILM SCHOOL,I'M PROFESSOR MIKE YARD.

THANK YOU.

GOOD-BYE.

[BLEEP] OUT OF HERE.

YOU THINK I DON'T HAVE [BLEEP]ELSE TO DO?

>> Larry: THANKS, PROFESSORYARD, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

OKAY, WELCOME BACK.

I'M HERE WITH MY PANEL,COMEDIAN ACTOR AHMED AHMED,

RIGHT HERE.

HOST OF ARISE ENTERTAINMENT360, LOLA OGUNNAIKE

-- AGUNNAIKE.

>> THERE YOU GO, I LIKETHAT.

>> Larry: VERY GOOD.

AND COMEDIAN OF A VERY FUNNYSHOW, IT'S CLASSIC,

COMMUNITY, AVAILABLE ONYAHOO! STREAM.

JOEL McHALE, EVERYBODY.

JOEL McHALE.

>> I WAS ALSO IN SPY KIDS FOUR,EVERYBODY.

>> Larry: SO I WANT TO TALKABOUT THIS THE TOM BRADY

THING BECAUSE EVERYBODY HASBEEN TALKING ABOUT.

HE WAS PUNISHED, FIRST OFALL, HE DID IT.

THERE IS NO DOUBT ABOUTTHAT.

EVERYBODY AGREES ABOUT THAT,RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

>> NO.

>> YOU'RE NOT LIKE A -->> YES, YES.

>> PERSONALLY DID IT?

>> HE KNEW ABOUT IT, HEORDERED IT.

>> HE CALLED THE GUY, THEDEFLATOR, SO YES, HE KNEW.

>> EXACTLY.

>> THEY'RE COMPLETELYTHROWN UNDER THE BUS WHO DID

THE DEFLATING.

>> THE 35-YEAR-OLD BALL BOY,IS THAT RIGHT?

>> 35-YEAR-OLD BALL BOY.

HE IS 35 YEARS OLD, IF YOUARE I BALL BOY AT 35 --

>> WHAT AM I GOING TO DO YOUKNOW, I HAVE BEEN BALL

BOYING FOR 35 YEARS.

>> IF YOU GIVE THE BALLS TOANOTHER TEAM THEY'RE GOING

TO-- THIS IS SO DUMB IT IS SOOVERDONE IT'S RIDICULOUS

>> Larry: SO WHAT IS WORSEABOUT THIS, CHEATING OR

LYING?

WHAT ARE WE MORE MAD AT.

>> LYING ABOUT CHEATING ITHINK IS WORSE.

>> YES.

>> YOU HAVE TO BE GOOD ATLYING IF YOU WANT TO CHEAT.

>> WE LEARNED THAT WATCHINGBILL CLINTON, RIGHT.

IF ARE YOU GOING TO CHEAT,CHEAT.

BUT THEN THE TELL TRUTH ONCEYOU GET BUSTED BUT IF YOU

CHEAT AND YOU LIE ABOUT THECHEATING, THEN YOU GOT TO

DEAL WITH THE BLUE DRESS AND KENSTARR REPORT.

>> I LOVE THAT CLINTONTHOUGHT HE HAD A GOOD LIE.

>> HE DID.>> IT DEPENDS WHAT "IS" IS

>> AM I RIGHT, LADIES?

>> AND EVERYBODY WAS LIKENO.

N-O.

>> MORE MAD AT HIM FORCHEATING OR LYING.

>> I THINK HE WAS DOING ASERVICE BECAUSE WITH ALL THE

CONCUSSIONS YOU DON'TWANT TO BE HIT IN THE HEAD

WITH A HARD OVERINFLATEDBALL.

YOU WANT IT SOFT BALL TOHIT.

I THINK HE'S DOING ASERVICE.

>> Larry: DOING A SERVICEFOR ALL NFL PLAYERS BY DOING

THIS.

>> BUT HE'S ONLY BEING FINEDWHAT $2 MILLION THAT IS

ABOUT-- .

>> Larry: MIGHT ONLY BE $1MILLION.

>> GISELE WILL PICK UP THETAB.

>> YEAH, I MEAN, HE GETSPAID $2 MILLION TO PUT ON

HEELS, IF HE NEVER WORKSAGAIN, CAN BE A STAY AT HOME

DAD AND BE KILLING.

>> Larry: I HAVE TO STAYHOME WITH MY MODEL WIFE.

>> MY HOT MODEL WIVE.

>> MAYBE IF WE WERE TO BEATTHE BALLS IN AN ELEVATOR

SECURITY CAM THEN HIS-- ITWOULD BE-- HE WOULDN'T BE

SUSPENDED FOR AS MANY GAMES.

>> HE GOT TWICE THESUSPENSION OF RAY RICE.

>> I STILL DON'T THINK THATIS THE ENOUGH.

I'M NOT THE BIGGEST FOOTBALL FAN IN THE WORLD.

I WILL ADMIT THAT.

>> Larry: YOU DON'T THINKFOUR GAMES IS ENOUGH.

>> NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IFYOUR JOB IS TO PLAY THE GAME

WITH INTEGRITY IN ALEGITIMATE WAY, AND YOU

DEFLATE THE BALLS, THAT ISGIVING YOU AN UNFAIR

ADVANTAGE AND YOU WIN THESUPERBOWL AS A RESULT, NO,

YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WIN.

NOT ONLY DO YOU NOT DESERVETO WIN, YOU DIDN'T DESERVE

TO PLAY FOR THE ENTIRESEASON, I WOULD SAY.

IF THE NFL WAS SERIOUS ABOUTSECOND A MESSAGE ABOUT THIS

GAME BEING PLAYED FAIRLYTHEY SHOULD SUSPEND HIM.

BUT I DON'T THINK THEYARE --

>>(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO, THEONLY REASON HE'S NOT-- THE

ONLY REASON HE'S IF THEBEING SUSPENDED IS BECAUSE

HE'S TOM BRADY AND HE MAKESTHE NFL MILLIONS UPON

MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

>> IT SHOULD BE TEN YARDS,NOBODY CARES.

EVERY PLAYER IN EVERY SINGLESPORT CHEATS ON EVERY PLAY.

IF YOU-- EVERY GUARD ISHOLDING ON TO THE DEFENSIVE

PLAYER EVERY PLAY.

AND IF IT WASN'T ON THEOUTSIDE THEY GET CALLED IT'S

JUST NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.

>> ARE YOU SAYING THAT IT'SOKAY --

>> LOOK, MY WIFE AND I GOTINTO A HUGE ARGUE ABOUT THIS

SO I KNOCKED HER OUT IN THISELEVATOR.

AND.

>> DID YOU HAVE THE DECENCYTO DRAG HER OUTSIDE THE

ELEVATOR OR DID YOU LEAVEHER IN.

>> WHY WOULD HE DO THAT.

>> I GOT HALFWAY THROUGH ANDI WAS LIKE I GOT A TEXT

MESSAGE.

>> ARE WE SERIOUSLY JOKEBEING THIS RIGHT NOW.

THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

ARE WE SERIOUSLY JOKING ABOUTTHIS.

>> IT'S LITERALLY COMEDYCENTRAL.

>> IT IS A CENTRAL PART OFCOMEDY.

>> Larry: IT IS THE CENTRALHUB FOR COMEDY, YOU'RE RIGHT

I WANT TO SHOW BRADY'SDENIAL.

I HAVE TO SHOW THIS.

THIS IS HOW HE DENIED.

>> IS TOM BRADY A CHEATER.

>> (LAUGHTER)

I DON'T BELIEVE SO.

>> Larry: I DON'T BELIEVE SO.

COULD YOU IMAGINE IF-- YOUHAVE CHEATED ON ME.

I DON'T BELIEVE SO.

IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKESOMETHING LARRY WILMORE

WOULD DO.

I WASN'T EVEN LISTENING, IJUST GOT LOST IN HIS EYES.

>> Larry: HOW MUCH OF THISIS SCHADENFREUDE? HOW MUCH OF

IT IS INSTEAD OF A PLAYERCHEATING, IT IS PLAYER HATING.

PEOPLE JUST WANT TO SEE TOMBRADY JUST COME DOWN.

>> YEAH, HE'S RICH, HE'STALENTED.

GOOD LOOKING, HE HAS A HOTWIFE.

GET RID OF HIM.

>> THAT TO ME IS ONE OFTHE MOST AMERICAN PARTS OF

THE STORY.

WE DON'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RETOO MUCH OF A WINNER.

>> HATE ON THE WINNERS.

>> I LOVE HIM.

I THINK-- LOOK, I'M ASEAHAWKS FAN AND WE SHOULD

HAVE RUN THE BALL ON THATLAST PLAY.

WITH AND I STILL-- .

>> Larry: I THINK-- THEYSHOULD BE SUSPENDED THE

WHOLE SEASON FOR THAT PLAY.

>> THE ONE TRUE PUSHMENTEVERY TIME YOU GOOGLE HIS

NAME NOW SHRUNKEN BALLS WILLCOME UP.

>> Larry: VERY NICE, I LOVEIT.

AWESOME.

OKAY.

ALSO IN THE INAPPROPRIATE WORLDOF SPORTS I WANTED TO PLAY

THIS.

THIS IS THE THING THECLEVELAND CAVALIERS THIS IS

A VIDEO THEY RAN IN THEIRSTADIUM, THIS IS PROMOTING

THE TEAM.

AND THIS WAS PART OF IT,OKAY.

LET'S PLAY IT RIGHT NOW.

>> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WEREA BULLS FAN.

>> I AM NOW, LET'S JUST WATCHTHE GAME.

>> GO CAVS.

>> OH MY GOD ALSOSERIOUSLY.

>> COME ON, THE ACTING WASINCREDIBLE.

>> THAT WAS AMAZING.

>> THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA.

>> WELL, I JUST THINK THATTHE REGARD WAS A METHOD

ACTOR WE WOULDN'T HAVE THESEPROBLEMS.

I MEAN HE THROWS THE GIRLAND HE DOESN'T REALLY

COMMIT.

>> WHEN YOU THROW A GIRL,YOU FUMBLE BEHIND IT.

>> IS THAT HOW YOU HURT YOURHAND.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>> THIS IS THE MOST ABUSIVE

PANEL EVER>> SHUT UP, LARRY.

>> LARRY, DO YOU HAVE MYBACK, LARRY BECAUSE I MIGHT

NOT MAKE IT OUT OF HERE INONE PIECE.

>> Larry: YOU DON'T HAVE TOWORRY ABOUT ME, YOU HAVE TO

WORRY ABOUT THESE GUYS.

IT JUST WORRIES ME THIS ISIN FRONT OF A WHOLE STADIUM

OF PEOPLE.

SOMEBODY THOUGHT, HOW DOESTHIS GET OKAYED WHO IS

SAYING YEAH, CAN HE THROWHER A LITTLE HARDER, MAYBE.

>> WAS THERE A WOMAN.

>> I WAS GOING TO SAYCLEARLY LACK OF DIVERSITY IN

THE BOARDROOM AND THAT'S THEISSUE HERE.

I THINK IF THERE WERE WOMENIN THE ROOM-- I DOUBT THAT

THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN GREENLIT.

YOU NEED MORE ESTROGEN INTHE MIX WHICH IS WHY I'M

HERE TODAY.(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> ALL RIGHT, WORLD OF SPORTS,WE HAVE

TO JUST DO A LITTLE BETTER.

OKAY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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