July 30, 2015 - Samuel DuBose Shooting & Plantation Weddings

  • 07/30/2015

A University of Cincinnati cop guns down an unarmed black man, and Larry discusses Southern plantation weddings with Ed Helms, Robin Thede and Big K.R.I.T.

>> Larry: THANK YOU VERYMUCH.

WELCOME TO THE NIGHTLY SHOW.

THANK YOU.

>> LARRY, LARRY, LARRY!

LARRY, LARRY, LARRY!

>> Larry: WELCOME TO THENIGHTLY SHOW, PLEASE, PLEASE

BE SEATED.

THAT'S A GREAT CROWD.

EVERYBODY TONIGHT HAS ASUPERHERO.

I MEANT A SUPERPOWER,THAT'S RIGHT.

WE DO OUR LITTLE INSIDEJOKES AT THE BEGINNING

BUT I AM LARRY-- WE HAVE AGREAT SHOW, ED HELMS AND

RAPPER BIG K.R.I.T. JOIN MEON THE PANEL TONIGHT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)BUT WE'VE GOT A LOT OF

IMPORTANT STUFF TO TALKABOUT.

BY NOW YOU HAVE PROBABLYHEARD ABOUT YESTERDAY'S BIG

NEWS OUT OF CINCINNATI.

>> THIS WHITE POLICE OFFICERHAS NOW BEEN INDICTED FOR

THE MURDER OF AN UNARMEDBLACK MAN.

RAY TENSING, THE NOW FIREDUNIVERSITY OF CINCINNATI

POLICE OFFICER HAS BEENINDICTED BY AN OHIO GRAND

JURY ON MURDER CHARGES.

>> Larry: HOLD ON ONESECOND.

CAN YOU SHOW ME THE WAY CNNINTRODUCED US TO THAT MURDER

VICTIM.

IS THAT HIS MUG SHOT?

THIS GUY WAS JUST KILLED BYTHE OTHER GUY AND YOU PUT

THEIR TWO MUG SHOTS TOGETHERLIKE THEY'RE A BANK ROBBING

TEAM?

I MEAN, I GET T HE MAY HAVEHAD A RECORD BUT YOU KNOW

WHAT VICTIM MEANS, RIGHT,CNN?

WELL, LOOK, THEYSUBSEQUENTLY HLOWED OTHER

PICTURES OF THE GUY.

BUT I TELL YOU WHAT, LET MEASK YOU A FAVOR, IF I

EVER GET SHOT BY THE COPS,CNN, PLEASE USE A PICTURE OF

ME WITH MY KIDS.

I DON'T WANT TO BEREMEMBERED BY THE ONE TIME I

WENT ON THAT COOKING METHBENDER WITH NICK NOLTE.

THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE.

IT WOULD BE HORRIBLE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)I DID THAT ONE TIME!

NOW GUYS, I KNOW WE'VEREPORTED ON THESE TYPES OF

STORIES A LOT.

AND IF IT FEELS LIKE THENIGHTLY SHOW IS GETTING A

LITTLE REPETITIVE.

I AGREE.

AT THIS POINT MY WRITINGSTAFF JUST HAS TO FILL IN

THE NAMES.

THEY BARELY EVEN SHOW UP TOWORK ANY MORE.

AND I WILL BE HONEST WITHYOU, I DON'T WANT TO KEEP

TALKING ABOUT THESEINCIDENTS AM BUT THEY KEEP

HAPPENING.

I MEAN IF I HAD MY WAY, THISSHOW WOULD JUST BE LARRY

WILMORE TALKS ABOUT HISFAVORITE BATTLESTAR

GALACTICA EPISODES FOR AHALF HOUR EVERY NIGHT.

THAT'S IT.

THAT'S IT.

SO WHAT HAPPENED.

HOW DID THIS ESCALATE TO THEPOINT WHERE A MAN IS DEAD?

CNN, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOUANOTHER CHANCE HERE, SHED

SOME LIGHT ON THIS FOR US.

>> AN OFFICER CAN ORDERSOMEONE OUT OF A CAR FOR

JUST A VALID TRAFFIC STOP.

I WOULD ARGUE THAT RIGHT UPUNTIL THAT EXIT ORDER, HE'S

PROBABLY ACTINGCONSTITUTIONALLY.

AND THEN OF COURSE, HE PULLSHIS GUN AND HE SHOOTS HIM.

>> Larry: OH, RIGHT, THATLITTLE DETAIL.

IT TAKES A KEEN JUDICIALEYE TO SEE IT BUT YEAH,

WE'RE LIKE 95% SURE THE PARTWHERE IT ALL GOES WRONG IS

THE SHOOTING IN THE FACE.

SO IT IS ALL GOING ACCORDINGTO A FAMILIAR SCRIPT SO FAR.

BUT THERE IS SOMETHINGDIFFERENT ABOUT THIS STORY.

HERE IS HAMILTON COUNTYPROSECUTOR JOE DETERS

YESTERDAY.

>> IT'S JUST SENSELESS.

THIS IS THE MOST ASSININEACT I'VE EVER SEEN A POLICE

OFFICER MAKE.

THIS IS WITHOUT QUESTION AMURDER.

I'M TREATING HIM LIKE AMURDERER.

>> Larry: WHOOO!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> YES!

OH MY GOD LAM!

THE COP WHO MURDERED THE GUYIS ACTUALLY GETTING TREATED

LIKE A MURDERER?

[BLEEP] MAN!

THERE'S A STRANGE PATTERN, IDON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

IT IS LIKE THE COPS AREENGAGED IN SOME DARK GAME OF

TRIVIAL PURSUIT WITH BLACKPEOPLE OR SOMETHING.

I MEAN SANDRA BLAND PULLEDOVER FOR NOT USING A BLINKER

ENDS UP DEAD. ERIC GARNER SOLDLOOSE

CIGARETTES ENDS UP DEAD, WALTERSCOTT

BROKEN TAILLIGHT DEAD,MICHAEL BROWN, J WALKING,

DEAD.

AND WHAT REALLY TAKES IT TOTHE NEXT LEVEL N THIS

CINCINNATI CASE IS WHEN YOUSTART TO LOOK AT HOW THIS

COULD HAVE PLAYED OUT.

>> AND ONE OF THE MOSTCONCERNING THINGS IS THIS

POLICE INCIDENT REPORT FROMTHE UNIVERSITY OF CINCINNATI

TAKEN SHORTLY AFTER THIS ALLHAPPENED.

AND IT SAYS THAT THE OFFICERTENSING SAYS THAT HE WAS

BEING DRAGGED BY THE CAR ASTHE DRIVER WAS TAKING OFF.

AND THAT HE WAS ALMOSTKILLED AND RUN OVER BY THE

DRIVER OF THE HONDA.

>> Larry: WELL, THAT SOUNDSTERRIBLE, OF COURSE, THAT'S

JUST WHAT HE SAID.

HOLD ON.

IS ANYONE ELSE CORROBORATING THIS.

>> TWO OFFICERSTHAT ARRIVED AT THE SCENE

SEEM TO CORROBORATE THAT INTHEIR

STATEMENTS.

>> OKAY.

HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

THIS IS PRETTY WELLCORROBORATED, YOU GUYS.

IS THERE ANYTHING OUT THERETHAT CAN UNCORROBORATE ALL

THIS CORROBORATION.

>> THE FACT IS, PROSECUTINGATTORNEY SAYS THERE IS

NOTHING IN THAT VIDEOTHAT SHOWS THAT AT ALL.

>> Larry: OH, THERE'S AVIDEO.

WELL, LET'S JUST SEE WHATTHIS VIDEO HAS TO SAY.

I MEAN NOT LIKE ALL VIDEOSARE INNOCENT, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW VIDEO DID KILL THERADIO STAR, YOU KNOW THAT.

>> SEVERAL MORE TIMESTENSING ASKED DUBOSE FOR HIS

LICENCE AND THEN SOMETHINGHAPPENED.

>> OKAY.

>> I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT IFYOU HAVE A LICENCE.

GO AHEAD AND TAKE YOUR SEATBELT OFF.

>> GO AHEAD AND TAKE YOURSEAT BELT OFF.

>> STOP, STOP.

>> LESS THAN TWO MINUTESAFTER TENSING APPROACHED,

TENSING FIRES A SINGLE SHOTHITTING DUBOSE IN THE HEAD,

KILLING DUBOSE AS THE CARSTARTS TO MOVE.

TENSING CHASES AFTER THE CAR,AND ANOTHER OFFICER ARRIVES.

>> Larry: OKAY SO, BASICALLYMOTHER [BLEEP] YOU JUST

LIED.

OKAY.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

(APPLAUSE)>> Larry: IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

IT'S REALLY THAT SIMPLE.

AND THEN YOUR BUDDIESCOVERED UP YOUR LIE.

THIS IS WHAT IS SO [BLEEP]INFURIATEING TO ME.

AND THIS ISN'T THE FIRSTTIME A BLACK MAN HAS DIED AT

THE HANDS OF THE UNIVERSITYOF CINCINNATI POLICE

DEPARTMENT IT IS JUST THEFIRST TIME IT WAS CAUGHT ON

BODY CAM.

AND I KNOW THERE WAS ADEBATE ABOUT BODY CAMERA,

BUT I'M PRO GOPRO, ALL RIGHT?

RIGHT?

IF THIS HADN'T BEEN CAPTUREDON CAMERA, SAMUEL DUBOSE

WOULD STILL BE DEAD, RAYTENSING WOULD STILL BE ON

THE STREET AND THIS EPISODEOF THE NIGHTLY SHOW WOULD

ALL BE ABOUT BSG WHERE BLOOMERSHOOTS ADAMA AND YOU WOULD BE

LIKE NO, MAN WHO IS GOING TOCOMMAND THE FLEET NOW.

CASE CLOSED, BAD GUY IS BEHINDBARS.

COUNTY PROSECUTOR JOEDETERS PUT IT BEST.

>> PURPOSEFUL KILLING OFANOTHER, THAT IS WHAT MAKES

IT MURDER.

HE PURPOSEFULLY KILLED HIM.

>> Larry: WOW.

THAT IS VERY STRONG LANGUAGE.

AND YOU KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLEIN THE BLACK COMMUNITY WERE

SURPRISED WITH HOWFORTHRIGHT THIS PROSECUTOR

WAS.

THEY ARE NOT USED TO HEARINGOFFICIALS TALK LIKE THAT.

ACTUALLY, THEY'RE NOT USINGTO HEARING THIS OFFICIAL

TALK LIKE THAT.

BECAUSE JUST RECENTLY HESOUNDED LIKE THIS.

>> HERE'S HOW PROSECUTORDETERS DESCRIBED A GROUP OF

AFRICAN-AMERICANS WHOALLEGEDLY BEAT UP A WHITE

MAN, QUOTE, THEY WILL HURTYOU.

THEY WILL HURT YOUR GRANDMA.

THE ROOT CAUSE OF THIS ISTHERE IS NO DISCIPLINE IN

THE HOME.

THEY DON'T GO TO SCHOOL, YOUKNOW, THEY LIVE OFF THE

GOVERNMENT.

NO PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY.

THEY JUST BEAT PEOPLE UP ANDFOR NO REASON.

>> Larry: NOW HE SAID THISLAST MONTH, NOT YEARS AGO

WHEN RACISM WAS COOL.

NOW LOOK, WHEN THIS IS HOWYOU TALK ABOUT AN ENTIRE

COMMUNITY THAT YOU ARESUPPOSED TO BE WORKING WITH,

WHEN YOU PAINT THEM AS "THEY"AND YOU TALK ABOUT THEM LIKE

THEY ARE LESS THAN HUMAN, ISIT ANY WONDER THAT IT HAS

LEAD TO INCIDENTS LIKE THISIN THAT VERY COMMUNITY.

I MEAN SERIOUSLY, DID WELEARN NOTHING FROM BATTLE

STAR GALACTICA?

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

HEY, WELCOME BACK.

ANOTHER DISTURBING DETAILABOUT THIS KILLING IN

CINCINNATI IS THAT OFFICERTENSING WAS A CAMPUS COP, SO

WHY WAS HE PACKING HEAT?

UNIVERSITY OF CINCINNATICAMPUS POLICE OFFICERS

AREN'T EVEN ALLOWED TO CARRYTASERS AFTER AN OFFICER

KILLED A STUDENT WITH A TASER IN2011

SO THE GUYS THAT CAN'T BETRUSTED WITH TASERS GET GUNS?

-- IF YOU GUYS CAN KEEP AGUN BUT WE'RE CONFISCATING

YOUR BALL POINT PENS.

YOU COULD HURT SOMEBODY WITHTHOSE BAD BOYS.

ANOTHER TROUBLING ASPECT ISTHAT THIS SHOOTING DIDN'T

EVEN TAKE PLACE ON CAMPUS.

SAM DUBOSE WAS SHOT ABOUT AHALF MILE AWAY.

HOW IS STOPPING AND SHOOTINGA 43-YEAR-OLD MAN NEARLY A

HALF MILE OFF CAMPUS WITHINTHE JOB PURVIEW OF A CAMPUS

POLICE OFFICER?

THE GOOD NEWS UNIVERSITY OFCINCINNATI PRESIDENT SANTA ONO,

BY THE WAY-- (LAUGHTER)

NO, NO, I JUST NEVER HAVEBEEN MORE CONFLICTED ABOUT A

NAME IN MY LIFE, OKAY.

NOW BECAUSE ON THE ONE HANDIT REPRESENTS THE PERSON WHO

BRINGING JOY TO MILLIONS OFCHILDREN THROUGHOUT THE

WORLD.

BUT ON THE OTHER, IT'S THEVILLAINESS WHO DESTROYED THE

BEATLES, THAT'S ALL.

AS A BEATLES FAN-- (APPLAUSE)

>> Larry: OH MY GOD!

YOKO FANS.

ANYWAY, PRESIDENT ONOANNOUNCED UNIVERSITY POLICE

WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TOOPERATE OFF CAMPUS.

PROBLEM SOLVED?

ONO.

AT 81% OF COLLEGES, OFFICERSHAVE OFF-CAMPUS JURISDICTION,

81%.

THAT DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT,OKAY SO, HERE TO TALK ABOUT

THIS ISSUE OF JURISDICTIONIS OUR OWN MIKE YARD.

WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

THANKS FOR COMING, MIKE.

>> GLAD TO BE HERE.

>> Reporter: THE SHOOTINGTOOK PLACE A HALF MILE OFF

CAMPUS HOW LARGE IS THEJURISDICTION OF THESE

OFFICERS.

>> WELL, LARRY, YOU GOT TOUNDERSTAND, IF YOU ARE A COP,

YOUR JURISDICTION IS PRETTYMUCH ANYPLACE YOU SEE A

BLACK GUY, REALLY.

IF YOU COULD-- IF YOU WOULDPULL UP A MAP ON THE SCREEN,

I COULD SHOW YOU EXACTLY-- HE'SGOT A WEAPON!

HE'S GOT A WEAPON!

I'M GOING TO NEED BACK UP AMYOU HAVE A WEAPON!

>> I'M ON MY WAY, I'M GONNABARREL ROLL.

>> YEAH.

>> WOW!

WOW, THAT WAS ONE SORRY ASSBARREL ROLL.

>> DROP YOUR WEAPON!

DROP YOUR WEAPON!

>> IT'S NOT A WEAPON IGOT IT AT STAPLES, YO!

>> THE SUSPECT HAS BEENNEUTRALLIZED.

WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, SOMEKIND OF DISCO PARTY.

>> WHO ARE YOU?

>> CAMPUS POLICE!>> WHAT SCHOOL?

>> UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHNORTHERN FLORIDA STATE OF

JACKSONVILLE, THAT'S WHERE IAM.

A GREAT SCHOOL.

>> THAT IS NOT EVEN-- WHATARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE.

>> MY BEAT IS THE ENTIREEASTERN SEABOARD AND NOW

ALSO CUBA BECAUSE OF OBAMA.

>> Larry: OH, OKAY.

BUT THAT'S INSANE.

YOU ARE CAMPUS POLICE TOO.

>> YEAH.

UNIVERSITY OF NORTHERN TEXASAT GALVESTON STATE COLLEGE.

HOOK EM, HORNS.

>> ENOUGH CHATTER, YOU, DOWNON THE GROUND, DOWN ON THE

GROUND.

>> Larry: HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

WHOA, WHOA!

>> MY GOD, HE CAME AT YOUWITH SUPER-HUMAN STRENGTH

I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S ON PCP

>> MAYBE A LITTLE GRASS BUTNOT PCP.

>> I HAVE A CLEAN SHOT!

>> TAKE THE SHOT!

>> Larry: CALM DOWN, CALMDOWN.

YOU GUYS DON'T BELONG HERE.

LISTEN TO ME.

BREATHE REGULARLY.

YOU ARE CAMPUS POLICE.

CAMPUS.

>> I ONLY HAVE 12 BULLETS!

>> THAT IS NOT ENOUGHBULLETS.

>> Larry: YOU ARE SUPPOSEDTO POLICE ON YOUR CAMPUSES,

THAT'S T YOU GUYS, THAT'S ITLIKE STOLEN TEXTBOOK,

UNDERAGE DRINKING, MAYBELOST BICYCLE, YOU KNOW

WHAT I AM SAYING, THAT ISYOUR JOB.

>> SORRY.

I GUESS MAYBE WE GOT ALITTLE CARRIED AWAY.

>> Larry: YEAH.

>> THAT HAPPENED PRETTYFAST.

HEY, NO HARM DONE.

>> TRUE.

>> Larry: WELL, MAYBE ALITTLE HARM DONE.

>> GOOD THING WE WEREN'T

WEARING THOSE BODY CAMERAS.

>> Larry: ACTUALLY YOU'RE ONTELEVISION RIGHT NOW.

>> THAT'S NOT GOOD.

>> YOU KNOW, LARRY, AFTERTHESE GUYS, I'M OUT OF HERE,

I'M DONE.

>> SUSPECT IS FLEEING.

>> I'M NOT FLEEING, GUYS.

>> I KNOW HOW TO DO MY JOB.

I WILL BARREL ROLL -->> YEAH.

>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!

>> GREAT BARREL ROLL, CHIEF, YOUDID IT.

>> Larry: WE'LL BE RIGHTBACK.

THEY JUST DON'T GET IT.

HERE'S OUR NIGHTLY SHOWPANEL, ROBIN THEDE, AND HIP

HOT ARTIST BIG K.R.I.T..

>> AND HIS MOVIE VACATION IS INTHEATERS NOW.

ED HELMS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: SO WE'VE BEEN

TALKING A LOT ON THE SHOW,RECENTLY ABOUT THE

CONFEDERATE FLAG WHEN THEYCAME DOWN AND SOME OF THE

OTHER LET'S JUST SAYHISTORICAL SYMBOLS THAT ARE

IN THE SOUTH.

THAT MAYBE HAVE STAYEDAROUND A LITTLE TOO LONG.

BUT HERE'S WHAT IS GOING ON,I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT.

SO ONE OF THE LATEST TRENDSARE PEOPLE ARE HAVING

WEDDINGS THAT THEY'REHOLDING AT LIKE SOUTHERN

PLANTATIONS, OKAY.

YES, YOU KNOW,, THE ONES THATUSED SLAVES TO RUN THE PROPERTY

HERE'S ONE, LOOKS VERY NICE.

>> OH.

>> Larry: NICE.

ONE MORE, OH.

VERY NICE.

OKAY.

SHOULD WE BE MAD AT THIS?

>> I WAS MAD BEFORE I SAWTHE PICTURES.

AND THOSE PICTURES AREBEAUTIFUL.

>> IT'S TRUE.

IT'S TRUE.

WHAT KIND OF EVIL PEOPLECOULD GET MARRIED ON

PLANTATIONS.

AND THEN YOU SEE THEPICTURES AND YOU'RE LIKE OH,

THAT'S NICE, THAT'S NICE.

>> HOW COULD YOU PROMOTETHAT, YOU COME TO THIS

BEAUTIFUL PLACE THAT WEHAVE -- IT IS NICE BUT IS IT

EXTREME WEDDING LIKE ISHOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS IS

A PLANTATION SITE SO YOUSHOULD DEFINITELY CHECK THIS

OUT IT IS AMAZING.

THE BEAUTIFUL BACKDROP, WECAN'T LET YOU GO INTO IT

ALL.

>> Larry: HERE IS WHERE THEBRIDE GETS DRESSED, IN THE

SLAVES QUARTERS.

I MEAN.

>> IS IT REALLY.

>> IT IS A WONDERFUL PLACETO GET MARRIED IF YOU ARE A

VIRULENT RACIST OR SOMEONEWITH, WHO IS TOTALLY

APATHETIC ABOUT AMERICANHISTORY, RIGHT.

>> Larry: BUT IS IT THEBUILDING'S FAULT?

>> WHEN YOU THINK OF IT.

>> LIKE THE PERSON BEHIND THISHAS TO BE

COLONEL SANDERS GREAT GREATNIECE --

>> HE WAS A VIRULENT RACIST THATOWNED SLAVES?

>> NO, JUST A PLANTATIONASPECT, I DON'T KNOW.

>> I'M VERY -->> IT SOUNDS LIKE IT HAS TO

BE THAT.

THIS SOUNDS LIKE WE'RESTARTING A COLONEL SANDERS

CONSPIRACY THAT I -->> I'M WAY BEHIND.

>> IT MAY BE TRUE.

>> WELL, I JUST FEEL LIKE IFYOU ARE GOING TO LET PEOPLE

DO T YOU SHOULD HAVE ACAVEAT, RIGHT, SO IF YOU GET

MARRIED AT A PLANTATION THENYOUR WEDDING HAS TO END LIKE

THE LAST SCENE IN DJANGO,RIGHT, THEN IT'S OKAY, IT'S

ALL EVEN.

>> Larry: THAT SOUNDS LIKE'SVERY NICE WEDDING.

YOU'RE FROM MISSISSIPPI.

>> YEAH.

>> Larry: WHY IS THERE SOMUCH [BLEEP] SYRUPY

NOLSTAGIA IN THE SOUTH RIGHTNOW.

LIKE HOLDING ON TO THESETHINGS IN THE NAME OF

HERITAGE.

>> I HAVE NO IDEA.

BECAUSE GROWING UP YOU SEEPEOPLE WEARING THINGS THAT

YOU KNOW WHERE THEY ARECOMING FROM.

I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE ME.

AND THEY HAVE THE OLD TIMEDIXIE LAND SHIRT.

I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUTME.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THEY HOLDON TO IT BUT NOWADAYS YOU

CAN'T AVOIDTHE FACT THAT YOU MEET

PEOPLE THROUGHOUT LIFE ANDTHEY'RE GOOD PEOPLE,

REGARDLESS OF HOW YOURGRANDPARENTS MIGHT HAVE

TREATED YOU, THIS IS A GOODPERSON SO YOU HAVE TO

OVERCOME THAT HATE AT THEEND OF THE DAY.

BUT THIS WEDDING [BLEEP], IHAVE NO IDEA.

I REALLY DON'TTHINK-- THAT'S NOT IN

MISSISSIPPI, FIRST OFF.

>> WOULD ANYBODY EVER GO TO,IF YOU WERE INVITED TO A

WEDDING AT A PLANTATION,WOULD YOU GO.

>> HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF IT.

>> WHAT DO YOU SAY.

>> HE'S LIKE OH [BLEEP] THISIS NOT OKAY.

>> WHAT IF YOU ARE THEBESTMAN.

>> WOULD IT BE-- WOULD IT BETOO OBNOXIOUS TO SHOW UP IN

A CONFEDERATE UNIFORM?

>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS THETHEME.

>> JUST KEEPING IT A HUNDREDWHEN YOU'RE GOING THERE.

>> AND LIKE WHO IS GETTINGMARRIED.

LET'S BE REAL, THIS HAS TOBE WHITE PEOPLE DOING THIS,

RIGHT.

BECAUSE-- BECAUSE THINKABOUT IT BLACK PEOPLE

COULDN'T EVEN GET MARRIED ONPLANTATIONS WHEN THEY WERE

WORKING ON PLANTATIONS.

RIGHT?

>> Larry: SO I CAN SEESOMEBODY TURNING THAT AROUND

AND SAY NO, MOTHER [BLEEP]I'M GETTING MARRIED HERE.

>> MAYBE, MAYBE.

>> LIKE NO, GUYS, THIS WEDDING'SIRONIC

>> OKAY, ITS EASY TO SAY,MAYBE THIS IS ABOUT RACISM

BUT IS IT SAYING SOMETHINGABOUT MARRIAGE TODAY?

IS IT-- BECAUSE HERE'S WHATELSE, PEOPLE ARE ALSO-- IT'S

NOT JUST PLANTATIONS, PEOPLEARE GETTING MARRIED.

WE HAVE A PICTURE, LIKEFUNERAL HOMES, HAVE YOU

HEARD ABOUT THIS?

THIS IS TRUE.

>> IT'S THE HOTTEST NEW, THEHOTTEST NEW WEDDING VENUE IS

IN FUNERAL HOMES.

>> IT'S RIDICULOUS.

I THINK THAT IF YOU AREGETTING MARRIED AT A

PLANTATION IT'S A WOMAN'SIDEA BECAUSE IT'S A

BEAUTIFUL PLACE AND SHE-- IFYOU ARE GETTING MARRIED AT A

FUNERAL HOME, IT'S THE MAN'SIDEA.

HE'S LIKE YEAH, YEAH.

>> REALLY?

>> IT IS CHEAP, THERE'SALREADY FLOWERS THERE AND I

FEEL LIKE I'M DYING ANYWAYBECAUSE I'M GETTING MARRIED.

>> Larry: NOW IT'S STARTINGTO MAKE SENSE, ACTUALLY.

OKAY, ARE THESE GOOD PLACES TOGET MARRIED? MAYBE THE

PLACE IS IMPROPER BUT IDON'T KNOW, WOULD YOU GET

MARRIED AT THE MANSON RANCH.

THE MANSON RANCH, I JUSTHAVE TO SAY, IS VERY NICE, A

LOT OF OPEN SPACE.

WOULD YOU GET MARRIED AT THEMANSON RANCH?

>> DEPENDS ON WHO, WHO I AMGETTING MARRIED TO.

>> Larry: DEPENDS ON THEPERSON.

BIG K.R.I.T..

>> NO, HOW DO YOU EXPLAINTHAT, TO THE PEOPLE THAT YOU

INVITE.

LIKE, WHOA, IS THIS THEHOUSE?

>> TRUST IT, ARE YOU NOTGOING TO BELIEVE WHAT

HAPPENED.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT.

>> THE RECEPTION IS GOING TOBE AWESOME.

>> UNI BOMBER'S CABIN, ROBIN?

IT IS VERY RUSTIC.

>> RUSTIC.

>> Larry: YOU GOT THE WOODSRIGHT THERE.

>> YEAH, SURE, IF I GET AGROUPON OR SOMETHING FOR IT.

>> OH MY GOD.

>> I'M ALL ABOUT A DEAL.

>> Larry: HOW ABOUT THE WELLBABY JESSICA FELL INTO.

(LAUGHTER)I'M JUST SAYING.

>> I DON'T KNOW, THELOGISTICS OF THAT SEEM

PROHIBITIVE.

>> Larry: IF YOU GETTHIRSTY.

>> IT KEEPS COSTS DOWN, THEGUEST LIST IS VERY SMALL,

WHOEVER CAN SHIMMY DOWN AROPE IS INVITED

>> Larry: EXACTLY.

TRUMP TOWERS.

>> HOW ABOUT OJ'S CONDO?

OJ -->> NO OJ HAD A REALLY BIG

BACKYARD, ACTUALLY.

KATO KAELIN JUMPED OVER THATFENCE.

LAST ONE, WALLY WORLD(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WALLY WORLD?

>> NO-BRAINER.

>> YEAH, YOU GOT EVERYTHINGIN 1 PLACE.

>> ALL WEDDINGS HAVE TO TAKEPLACE AT WALLY WORLD FROM

NOW ON.

GOOD LUCK TO THE MOVIE, GOODLUCK TO YOUR CD.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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