In this episode, swine flu rages -- finally there's something deadlier from a pig than pork rinds. Plus, a shout-out to my kid viewers, then a shout-at for being up past their bedtime. Come on, guys, lights out! Then, my guests are the indie rock group, The Decemberists. For those keeping track, tonight's the night they sell out. I say potato -- end of story. This is The Colbert Report.