The Animals Strike Back

  • Season 2, Ep 9
  • 10/29/2013

On the anniversary of the death of Malloy's parents, Brickleberry's extremist animals decide to stage a revolt and convince Malloy to lead it.

- [farts]

- OOH, ALMOST HAD IT.

- MY GOD!WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS?

- IT'S FOR THE ENVIRONMENT,ETHEL.

I'M TRYING TO RETURNTHIS TROUT

TO ITS NATURAL HABITAT--THAT DEEP FRYER.

[splash]

JACKPOT!

- WOODY, THIS IS A JOKE.

YOUR "CELEBRATION OF NATURE"IS DESTROYING OUR PARK.

- ETHEL, THAT OFFENDS ME.

NOW SHUT UP AND HELP MEOIL UP THESE PELICANS.

- MALLOY!

THERE'S MY BESTLITTLE ORPHANED FRIEND.

- WHAT IS UP WITH YOU?

EVERY YEAR,AROUND THIS TIME,

YOU START ACTING WEIRDERTHAN USUAL.

- NONSENSE.[nervous laugh]

HERE, I GOT YOU A CARD.

- "SO YOUR PARENTS DIEDIN A GRUESOME ACCIDENT.

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME."

UH, HOW IS THIS SUPPOSEDTO CHEER ME UP?

- SORRY.WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

- HOW ABOUT STICK YOUR DICKIN A BEEHIVE?

- ON IT.

HONEYBEE OR YELLOW JACKET?

- WHICHEVER ONE'SMORE AGGRESSIVE.

- YELLOW JACKET IT IS.

HUH, THIS ISN'T SO BAD.[insects buzzing]

IT KIND OF TICKLES.

AAGH!

NOW IT'S BAD!

AAH!THEY'RE STINGING MY PENIS.

THEY ARE REALLY STINGINGMY PENIS!

SOMETHING MUST HAVEPISSED THEM OFF. OH!

- WOW, THAT ACTUALLYCHEERED ME UP

MORE THANI THOUGHT IT WOULD.

- OKAY.I'LL STICK WITH IT.

[groans]

- WELL, TIME TO DO MY PARTFOR THE ENVIRONMENT.

- WELL, NOT ONLY IS IT QUIET,

IT'S THE SAFEST CARON THE RO--AAH!

[moose snorts]

- THIS REALLY IS QUIET.

THEY CAN'T EVENHEAR ME COMING.

"THE KEY TO BEINGA SAFE DRIVER--"

[thud, tires screech]

OH, MY GOD!

WAIT.YOU'RE BOTH STILL ALIVE.

I'LL GO CALL FOR HELP.[groans]

[gunshot]

[gunshot]

[gunshot]

AAH!

UGH, I CAN'TKEEP LIVING LIKE THIS.

I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING

I SHOULD HAVE DONEA LONG TIME AGO.

- [snores]

- CONNIE, WAKE UP.

- AAH![glass shatters]

UGH!

SORRY.WHAT'S GOING ON, STEVE?

- THERE'S SOMETHINGI NEED TO SHOW YOU.

- STEVE, THAT'S SO SWEET,BUT THIS IS SOMETHING

I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE BEFORE.

I'M GAY.OH, MY GOD.

IT FEELS SO GOODTO FINALLY SAY IT.

WHAT A BURDEN LIFTED.

- THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HERE.IT'S THIS.

[as Connie]LOOK AT ME. I'M CONNIE.

I'M DRIVING.

OOPS!I HIT SOMETHING.

DUM DEE DUM DUM DUM DUM.

BANG!SHOT MALLOY'S PARENTS.

I'M SO STUPID.

- OH, NO.IT WAS ME.

I KILLED MALLOY'S PARENTS.

I NEED TO CONFESS TO HIMRIGHT NOW!

- BUT THOSE ANIMALSMIGHT KILL YOU.

- IT'S WHAT I DESERVE.

UNLESS THERE'S SOME OTHER PIECEOF INFORMATION

THAT COULD CLEAR MY NAMEAND SAVE MY LIFE.

- HMM,NOT THAT I'M AWARE OF.

- [screams]

- WHAT HAVE I DONE?

THEY'RE GONNA KILL CONNIE.

- SCREW THAT FAT BITCH.WHO CARES IF THEY KILL HER?

- WHAT ABOUT YOU?

HELLO?IS ANYONE THERE?

- I DON'T KNOW, MAN.JUST DO WHAT HE SAID.

[sighs]

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