In this episode, the U.S. Army begins constructing walls in Iraq. Try sneaking in now, Mexicans! Then, I'll visit the representative from the South Pacific paradise of Guam. There is nothing like this dame! Plus, my guest is author Tom Wolfe. He's like the Tom Clancy of subjects I don't know shit about. Happy National TV-Turnoff Week, you hypocrites! This is The Colbert Report.