May 1, 2014 - Saul Williams

  • 05/01/2014

Jesse Watters mocks America's youth, CNN waits endlessly for news on Flight 370, and poet and musician Saul Williams talks about his role in Broadway's "Holler If Ya Hear Me."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE

REPORT, EVERYBODY, THANK YOUSO MUCH FOR JOINING US.

>> STEPHEN, STEPHEN,STEPHEN!

STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

>> Stephen: THANK YOU,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: THANK YOU, FOLKS,

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THAT FEELS FANTASTIC.

I MEAN AFTER AFTER AGREETING LIKE THAT, AFTER A

GREETING LIKE THAT I CAN'TREASONABLY ASK FOR MORE.

BUT I DO.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: FOLKS -- --

THANK YOU.

FOLKS, YOU WATCH THIS SHOW.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE MADE NOSECRET OVER THE YEARS THAT I

AM A HUGE FAN OF BILL O'REILLY

HE IS MY MENTOR, MYINSPIRATION, MY SAFE WORD

I READ ALL OF HIS BOOKS,KILLING KENNEDY, KILLING

KENNEDY, KILLING JESUS.

HE IS A LITERARY MASTER OFTHE NONSURPRISE ENDING.

AND PAPA BEAR IS ONE OF THESMARTEST GUYS OUT THERE.

BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO PROVEOTHER PEOPLE ARE DUMB,

BECAUSE HE HIRED SOMEBODYELSE TO DO THAT.

CORRESPONDENT JESSE WATTERSWHO DOES A REOCCURRING SEGMENT

WATTERS WORLD NAMED OFCOURSE AFTER WATER WORLD,

ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL ANDCRITICALLY ACCLAIMED FILMS

OF ALL TIME.

IN THE SEGMENT, WATTERSDEMONSTRATES HOW LITTLE

YOUNG PEOPLE KNOW ABOUTCURRENT EVENTS AND TO

EMPHASIZE THAT HE ADDSHELPFUL FILM CLIPS, HERE IS

A TASTE.

>> MILEY CYRUS GAVE ACONCERT IN RUTHERFORD, NEW

JERSEY.

SO WE SENT WATTERS THERE ARMEDWITH FOUR PICTURES OF

FAMOUS PEOPLE.

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.

I'M GOING TO HOLD UP SOMEPHOTOGRAPHS.

OF FAMOUS PEOPLE.

DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?

>> ALBERT EINSTEIN, HE HASVERY LONG HAIR.

>> THANK YOU.

>> -->> WHO IS THAT GUY.

>> OH MY GOD, HE'S ON A LATENIGHT SHOW, ISN'T HE.

>> AL GORE.

>> THE ONE AND ONLY.

>> HELLO.

>> LAST ONE, THIS IS THEEASY ONE.

>> OKAY, KATY PERRY.

>> CATTY PERRY.

>> YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFFUP, FOLKS.

AT LEAST NOT WITHOUT ANEDITING TEAM.

AND IT'S NOT JUST BLOWINGTHE LID OFF YOUNG-PEOPLE-WHO

-KNOW-WHO-KATY-PERRY-IS-GATE,HE'S DONE MANY EXPOSES ON

KIDS NOWADAYS.

WE SENT WATTERS UP TO THEVERY LIBERAL COLUMBIA

UNIVERSITY HERE IN NEW YORKCITY.

TO ASK THEM ABOUT PUTININVADING UKRAINE.

>> VLADIMIR PUTIN JUSTINVADED UKRAINE.

ARE YOU OUTRAGED BY THAT?

>> I JUST WOKE UP.

>> WHAT'S A MATTER WITH YOU.

WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS IF NOTTHE VICE PRESIDENT?

PROBABLY THE SPEAKER ORSOMETHING LIKE THAT.

YOU ARE SUCH A GENIUS.

>> WHAT IS THE UNEMPLOYMENTRATE AT RIGHT NOW?

>> WHAT'S THE MATTER, CATGOT YOUR TONGUE?

>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEUNEMPLOYMENT RATE IS RIGHT NOW?

>> OH, 99%.

>> Stephen: NOW NOTICE HOWWATTERS BLENDS INVESTIGATIVE

JOURNALISM AND SMASH CUTS INA WAY THAT MAKES YOU THINK

ABOUT THE NEWS AND ALSOTHINK "IS MY CAT STEPPING ON

THE REMOTE?"

NATION, I HAVE TO ADMITSOMETHING.

HERE, HERE ON THE REPORTEVERY NIGHT NAILING

POLITICIANS AND PUNDITS,SOMETIMES I WORRY THAT I

HAVE LOST TOUCH WITH EVERYDAY FOLKS.

BUT WATTERS WORLD HAS SHOWNME I CAN FEEL SUPERIOR TO

AVERAGE AMERICANS AS WELL.

OF COURSE I CAN'T GOINTERVIEW PEOPLE MYSELF

BECAUSE I HAVE A MEDICALCONDITION WHERE I DON'T WANT

TO.

BUT I DO HAVE ONE EMPLOYEEWHO IS PERFECT FOR THE JOB.

MY BUILDING MANAGER TAD.

HE'S GOT ALL THEQUALIFICATIONS THAT JESSE

WATTERS DOES.

HE REFLECTS LIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)AND THAT'S ABOUT IT.

SO I ALSO-- (APPLAUSE)

I ALSO SENT TAD UP TOLIBERAL COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY

TO SEE JUST HOW MISINFORMEDTODAY'S YOUTH ARE IN THE

FIRST INSTALLMENT OF MY LONG-RUNNING SERIES, TAD'S

TURF.

>> I WENT UP TO COLUMBIA TOENROLL THOSE IVY LEAGUERS IN

THE UNIVERSITY OF TAD.

>> THIS IS TAD'S TURF, ANDYOU'RE ON TAD'S TURF.

>> GREAT.

>> HOW LONG YOU HAVE BEENGOING TO SCHOOL HERE.

>> FOUR YEARS.

>> CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ONBRAD.

>> ARE YOU A STUDENT HERE.

>> YES, I AM.

>> WHAT DO YOU STUDY.

>> I STUDY HISTORY.

>> LET ME SHOW YOU A PICTUREAND I WANT YOU TO TELL ME

WHO IS IS, OKAY?

>> JOE BIDEN.

>> JOE BIDEN?

VICE PRESIDENT.

>> YOU'RE LIKE A DETECTIVE ORSOMETHING.

>> THE VICE PRESIDENT.

>> WHO IS THIS.

>> JOHN KERRY.

>> THAT IS JOHN KERRY.

>> WHAT'S HAPPENING.

>> SUPREME COURT.

>> IS THIS ELENA KAGAN.

>> IF YOU DIDN'T RECOGNIZETHIS WHO WOULD YOU SAY IT

IS.

>> I DO RECOGNIZE HIM.

>> IS HIS NAME ON HERE?

>> CLEARLY SOMEBODY HADWARNED THESE PEOPLE I WAS

COMING.

BUT I HAD A FEW MORE TRICKSUP MY TURF.

>> OKAY SO, WHO IS THIS?

>> THAT'S JOE BIDEN WITH AMUSTACHE.

>> HOW WOULD YOU ANSWER THISQUESTION IF YOU HAD A

CATASTROPHIC BRAIN INJURY.

>> NOT SO SMART NOW ARE YOU.

>> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOWWHO IT IS IF YOU JUST FLASH ITIN MY FACE

FRANKLY MY DEAR I DON'T GAVE ADAMN.

>> WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKINGOF?

>> 13.

>> DAMN IT.

>> I'M MAD AS HELL ANDI'M TO THE GOING TO TAKE

THIS ANY MORE.

>> SUPREME COURT JUSTICEKAGAN.

>> THAT'S JUST GREAT

NOW WHAT THE[BLEEP] ARE WE SUPPOSED TO

DO.

>> GOOD QUESTION, THERE HADTO BE A WAY TO MAKE YOUNG

PEOPLE SEEM STUPID, I JUSTHAD TO FIND THE RIGHT YOUNG

PEOPLE.

>> DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?

>> NOPE.

>> DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?

WHO IS THIS?

>> I'M NOT A SMART MAN.

>> CAN YOU NAME THREEBRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT?

>> OKAY.

DOGGIE.

>> DOGGIE.

>> COW.

>> COW.

>> HORSEY.

>> WHAT YOU JUST SAID IS ONEOF THE MOST INSANELY IDIOTIC

THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD.

JUST SO WE UNDERSTAND YOU,YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN ONE

ANSWER CORRECT.

>> YOU'RE DUMBER THAN RAYBAG OF HAMMERS.

>> ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THEFUTURE OF THIS COUNTRY?

>> YEAH.

>> HOW COME.

>> BECAUSE I LOVE IT.

>> WELL, YOUNG PEOPLE SUREHAVE A FUNNY WAY OF SHOWING

IT.

AND THAT'S THE VIEW FROM TAD'STURF.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: TAD'S TURF,

EVERYBODY.

GREAT JOB, TAD.

GREAT JOB.

I GOT TO TELL YOU, UNTIL ISAW THE TAPE, UNTIL I SAW

THE TAPE I WOULDN'T BELIEVEWHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS THOSE

KIDS WERE.

>> THANKS, STEPHEN.

YEAH, PRETTY STUPID.

>> Stephen: NO DOUBT, NODOUBT, NO DOUBT.

THIS IS A GOOD FEELING.

OH IT IS.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSEYOUNG PEOPLE ARE THE FUTURE.

>> AND WE ARE THE PAST.

(LAUGHTER)(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: I'M SO LONELY.

>> I'M SO SORRY.

>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHTBACK.

>> Stephen: THANKS SO MUCH.

WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

HOLD ON ONE SECOND, I WILLBE RIGHT WITH YOU IN JUST A

MINUTE.

I'VE GOT TO CHECK-- FOLKS,SORRY, I'M JUST CHECKING ON THE

LATEST UPDATE FROM THE CNNON THE SEARCH FOR MALAYSIAN

AIRLINES FLIGHT 370.

THEY ARE ANTICIPATING THERELEASE OF A LONG-AWAITED

MALAYSIAN GOVERNMENT REPORTON THE DISAPPEARANCE RIGHT

NOW, IT SHOULD BE COMING INANY MOMENT.

LET ME JUST CHECK EVERYPOSSIBLE SOURCE FOR THAT

STORY.

NO, OKAY.

UNTIL THEN I'M CONSTANTLYREFRESHING MY E-MAIL AND I'M

TOGGLING MY iPHONE IN ANDOUT OF AIRPLANE MODE AND OF

COURSE I'M STAYING GLUED TOTHE CNN.

>> WE'LL GIVE YOU THE LATEST.

>> THE LATEST IS WE KEEPCHECKING OUR PHONES AND

REFRESHING OUR E-MAILIN-BOXES TO SEE WHEN THIS

REPORT IS COMING IN.

WE'RE TOLD THIS REPORT WILLCOME TO US VIA E-MAIL

SOMETIME AROUND THIS TIME.

>> IT WILL BE COMING IN VIAE-MAIL.

WE'VE BEEN CONSTANTLYCHECKING OUR IN-BOXES,

LITERALLY WE ARE CLICKINGREFRESH SEVERAL TIMES A

MINUTE.

>> WE'RE WAITING ANDANTICIPATING THIS REPORT AS

WE'VE BEEN REPORTING, THEMALAYSIAN AUTHORITIES REPORT

IS EXPECTED ANY MINUTE NOW.

>> ANY MINUTE NOW.

>> ANY MINUTE NOW.

>> LIVE THERE IN KUALALUMPUR WATCHING HIS E-MAIL

AS WE ARE HERE.

>> WE HAVE TO WAIT TO GETTHE DETAILS BUT THERE ARE

SOME THINGS THAT WE CANEXPECT TO SEE.

>> YOU WANT THE REAL BASICS.

YOU WANT THE WHO-- THE WHENAND THE WHERE.

>> Stephen: OKAY, OKAY, LETME MAKE A NOTE, LET ME MAKE

A NOTE OF THAT.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

I WANT TO THANK YOU FORTHOSE WORDS, OKAY, THAT YOU

SAID.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, FOLKS-- (APPLAUSE)

I GOT TO SAY THAT CNN'SRICHARD QUEST IS THE PERFECT

NEWSMAN FOR THIS TRAGEDYBECAUSE HIS ACCENT MAKES ANY

REPORT SHAKESPEAREAN.

SPECIFICALLY THE TRAGEDY OFMacBETH BECAUSE IT'S A TALE

TOLD BY AN IDIOT FULLOF SOUND AND FURY SIGNIFYINGNOTHING.

YET, BUT LET'S REFRESH OURE-MAILS AND-- AND NOTHING,

OKAY.

SO LET'S CHECK IN ON ANOTHERSOURCE, THE MAGIC EIGHT BALL,

OKAY THERE IS DEFINITELYSOMETHING FLOATING IN

THERE, COULD BE THE DEBRIS.

LET'S CHECK.

AND, AND, AND-- OKAY, ASKAGAIN LATER.

WE WILL CHECK IN WITH THEEIGHT BALL LATER.

IN THE MEANTIME FOR ADIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE, LET'S

SACRIFICE TONIGHT'S NEWSCHICKEN, OKAY.

ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT?

AND AND THEN I WILL READ ITSENTRAILS.

HEAR ME, HEAR ME OH PREHUMANPRIMORDIAL NETHERGODS.

OH, OH, OH HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

THE REPORT-- THE REPORT JUSTIS COMING IN.

HOLD ON.

WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE.

OKAY.

IT'S GOING TO BE A HOTSUMMER THERE WILL BE A BLOOD

RAIN AND OH MY GOD, THELAMBS WILL BE STILLBORN.

UNFORTUNATELY NOTHING IN HEREABOUT THE PLANE.

OH WAIT, WAIT THAT SOUNDMEANS CNN HAS FINALLY

RECEIVED THE MALAYSIANREPORT, YES, YES, JIMMY

LET'S GO LIVE.

>> THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VEBEEN WAITING FOR.

THE MALAYSIAN AUTHORITIESHAVE RELEASED THEIR FIRST

REPORT ON WHAT HAS HAPPENED.

LET'S GET LIVE RIGHT AWAY TOKUALA LUMPUR.

WILL RIPLY IS THERE WITH THENEWS, WHAT DO WE KNOW, WILL

WORK DO YOU SEE?

>> THIS IS THE REPORT I HAVEIN MY HAND.

WE JUST PRINTED IT OUT AND IHAVE TO SAY AS I'M SCANNING

THROUGH IT BE, AS WE HAVEBEEN SAYING, THERE REALLY

ARE NO BIG SURPRISES HERE.

(LAUGHTER)>> Stephen: NO, NO BIG

SURPRISE THERE.

>> WE SHOULD PROBABLY LEAVETHIS STORY NOW BUT WE CAN'T

BECAUSE WE'RE STILL WAITINGFOR ONE MORE REPORT FROM OUR

CORRESPONDENT MR. GODOT WHOHAS PROMISED WILL HAVE SOME

ACTUAL NEWS ON -->> MR. COLBERT!

OFF WE GO AGAIN.

DO YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FROMMR. GODOT.

>> YES, SIR.

>> Stephen: HE WON'T BEREPORTING THIS EVENING.

>> NO, SIR.

>> Stephen: BUT HE'LL REPORTTOMORROW.

>> YES SIR.

>> Stephen: WITHOUT FAIL.

>> YES SIR(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: CHRIST HAVE

MERCY ON US.

I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE.

SHALL WE GO TO ANOTHERSTORY?

YES. LET'S GO.

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,EVERYBODY, MY GUEST TONIGHT

IS A PIONEER OF SLAM POETRY

PLEASE WELCOMESAUL WILLIAMS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)SAUL, THANK YOU FOR COMING

ON, THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEINGHERE.

>> HELLO.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE ANAWARD-WINNING AUTHOR, ACTOR,

MUSICIAN.

ONE OF THE BEST SELLINGPOETS ALIVE.

WHAT DOES THAT FEEL LIKE?

BECAUSE WE HOLD POETRY UPHERE IN OUR CULTURE

WE DON'T READ A LOT OF ITBUT WE SAY IT FANCY.

AND YOU'RE ONE OF THE BESTSELLING POETS ALIVE.

YOU HAVE CLASS COMING OUTYOUR ASS.

>> YEAH, YEAH, SO I MEAN IREALLY VALUE THE $3.68 THAT I'VE

EARNED.

>> Stephen: THAT'S MAYAANGELOU MONEY, MY FRIEND.

>> EXACTLY.

I GOT THAT MAYA MONEY.

>> Stephen: THAT'SINCREDIBLE.

NOW YOU ALSO ARE STARRING,YOU ARE AN ACTOR AND YOU ARE

STARRING IN A NEW MUSICALCOMING TO BROADWAY CALLED

HOLLER IF YOU HEAR ME.

>> Stephen: YES.

>> AND THIS IS NOT BASED ONTHE LIFE OF TUPAC BUT IT'S HIS

MUSIC.

>> THE STORY IS NOW. THE MUSICIS TUPAC.

>> Stephen: HOW DID YOU GETTHIS PART AND WAS IT HARD TO

BEAT OUT HOLOGRAM TUPAC?

>> NO.

>> Stephen: HOW DOES TUPACTRANSLATE TO BROADWAY

BECAUSE WE'RE USED TOSOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME,

YOU KNOW.

IN FACT TUPAC WORKSBEAUTIFULLY ON STAGE, I

THINK PEOPLE'S MINDS WILL BEBLOWN.

I DON'T THINK THEY'REACTUALLY PREPARED.

THIS IS THE FIRST HIP-HOPMUSICAL TO EVER HIT BROADWAY

AND I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLEWILL -- BEFORE THEY

GET A CHANCE TO SEE IT,UNDERSTAND THAT IN FACT I

FEEL LIKE TUPAC'S MUSIC WASMADE FOR THIS.

WAS MADE FOR THIS.

>> Stephen: YOU STARTED OFFAS A SLAM POET.

YOU WERE ONE OF THE FATHERSOF SLAM POETRY?

>> WELL, I STARTED OFF INOPEN MIKE.

A SLAM-- A POETRY SLAM IS A COMPETITIVE POETRY READING.

>> Stephen: OH, I LIKE THAT.

>> OKAY.

>> Stephen: BECAUSE I LIKEEVERYTHING TO BE A CONTEST.

SOMEBODY HAS GOT TO WINEVERYTHING.

>> I'M GOING USE MY HANDSMORE THAN YOU RIGHT NOW.

>> Stephen: REALLY.

>> EXACTLY.

>> Stephen: GOOD LUCK WITHTHAT.

>> GOOD LUCKY, BUDDY, ALLRIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, SO HOW DO YOU WINA POETING, HOW DO YOU WIN

ONE.

>> A POETING.

BASICALLY THREE MINUTES.

IT'S SO THERE-- THERE ISREALLY NO SUCH THING AS A

SLAM POEM.

IT IS JUST A POEM AND IT HASTO FIT WITHIN THE 3 MINUTE

GUIDELINE.

>> Stephen: DOES IT HAVE TORHYME AND HAVE METER.

>> IT DOES NOT HAVE TO RHYMENOR HAVE METER.

>> Stephen: DOES IT HAVE TOHAVE RHYTHM.

>> NO, YOU COULD DO IT.

>> Stephen: I GET A LOT DONEWITHOUT RHYTHM.

WELL, YOU MAY BE A POET OFTHE STREET OF HIP-HOP, OF

THE SLAM, ARE THERECLASSICAL POETS THAT YOU

ADMIRE, LIKE DO YOU LOOK TOYEATS, CUMMINGS, OR FROST, LIKE

THAT.

>> TO BE FAIR, I'M PRETTYACADEMICALLY STRAPPED

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOWWHAT THAT MEANS.

>> IT MEANS I'M NOT REALLYOF THE STREET.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE NOT.

>> ALTHOUGH I GREW UP IN NEWBERGNEW YORK AND THE WHOLE NINE, I

WAS ALSO AT UNIVERSITY, I WENTTO GRADUATE SCHOOL.

>> Stephen: I DIDN'T SAY YOUNEVER WENT TO SCHOOL

>> Stephen: I'M NOT A RACIST.

>> I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT.

>> Stephen: I WOULD -->> I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT

MR. STERLING.

>> Stephen: WHAT?

HEY, MY FRIEND.

THIS WEEK SO FAR I HAVE HADTWO AFRICAN-AMERICAN GUESTS

AND A LATINO GUEST, HAVE IDONE MORE TO END RACISM THAN

BARACK OBAMA?

(LAUGHTER)>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH

A PERFORMANCE BY SAULWILLIAMS.

>> Stephen: AND NOW ONE OFTHE STARS OF HOLLER IF YA

HEAR ME, HERE TO PERFORM APOEM FROM THE DEAD EMCEE

SCROLLS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,SAUL WILLIAMS.

(APPLAUSE)>> I STAND ON THE CORNER OF

THE BLOCK SLINGING AMETHYSTROCKS, DRINKING 40s MOTHER

EARTH'S PRIVATE NECTAR STOCK,DODGING COPS CUZ FIVE-OH BE THE

666, AND I NEED A FIX OF THATPURPLE RAIN: TYPE OF [BLEEP]

THAT DRIVES MEMBRANES INSANE. OH YEAH I'M IN THE FAST LANE,

SNORTING CANDY YAMS THATFREE MY BODY AND SOUL AND

SEND ME LIKE SHAZAAM, NEVERQUESTION WHO I AM.

GOD KNOWS AND I KNOW GODPERSONALLY.

IN FACT HE LETS ME CALL HIM"ME." I BE ONE WITH RAIN

AND STARS AND THINGSWITH DANCING FEET AND WATERMELON

RINGS I BRING THE SUNSHINE ANDTHE MOON AND THE WIND BLOWS MY

TUNE. MEANWHILE I SPOON POWDEREDDRUMBEATS INTO PLASTIC BAGS

SELLING KILOS OF KINTAE STAG,TAKING DRAGS OFF OF COLLARDS

AND CORNBREAD FREEBASING THROUGHSAXOPHONES AND FRUITS LIKE MAD,

THE HIGH NOTES MAKE MESPACE-FLOAT, I BE EXHALING RINGS

THAT CIRCLE SATURN, LEAVING INMY VEINS IN ASTROLOGICAL

PATTERNS. YEAH I'M SERIOUS B,DOGGONE [BLEEP] PLOTTED [SHIT]

LOVELY, BUT THE FEDS IS ALSOPLOTTING ME, THEY'RE TRYING TO

IMPRISON MY ASTROLOGY, PUT MYSTARS BEHIND BARS

MY STARS AND STRIPES, USINGBLOOD-SPATTERED BANNERS AS

NATIONALIST KITES, BUT I CONTROLTHE WIND, THAT'S WHY THEY

CALL IT THE HAWK. I AM HORUS,SON OF ISIS, SON OF OSIRUS,

WORSHIPPED AS JESUS, RESURRECTEDLIKE LAZARUS, BUT YOU CAN CALL

ME LAZZY, LAZY, YEAH I'M LAZYBECAUSE I'D RATHER SIT AND BUILD

THAN WORK AND PLOW A FIELD ANDWORSHIP THE DAILY YIELD OF

CASH GREEN CROPS, YOUR EVOLUTIONSTOPPED THE EVOLUTION OF

YOUR TECHNOLOGY:

A SOCIETY OF AUTOMATIC TELLERSAND MONEY MACHINES, BUT WHAT,

MY CULTURE IS LIMA BEANS ANDTAMBOURINES, DREAMS

MANIFEST DREAMS REAL, NOTCONSISTENT WITH RATIONALE.

I DANCE FOR NO REASON, FORREASON YOU CAN'T DANCE.

CALL ME AN ACTIVIST OFINTELLECTUALIZED CIRCUMSTANCE

YOU CAN'T LEARN MY STEPS UNTILYOU UNLEARN YOUR THOUGHTS.

SPIRIT, SOUL CAN BESTORE-BOUGHT, [BLEEP] THOUGHT

LEADS TO NAUGHT, SIMPLY LEADS TOYOU TRYING TO FIGURE ME OUT

YOUR INTELLECT'S DISFIGURINGYOUR SOUL, YOUR BEING'S NOT

WHOLE CHECK YOUR FLAGPOLE, STARSAND STRIPES, YOUR ASTROLOGY'S

IMPRISONED BY YOUR CONCEPT OFWHITE, OF SELF

WHAT'S YOUR PLAN FOR SPIRITUALHEALTH? CALLING REALITY UNREAL

YOUR LINE OF THOUGHT IS TANGLED,THE STAR SPANGLED GOT YOUR SOUL

MANGLED YOUR BEING'S ANGLED,FORBIDDING YOU TO BE REAL ANDFEEL

YOU CAN'T FIND TRUTH WITH AN AXEOR A DRILL IN A WHITE HOUSE ON A

HILL OR IN FACTORIES OR PLANTSMADE OF STEEL. STEALING US WAS

SMARTEST THING YOU EVER DID, TOOBAD YOU DON'T TEACH TRUTH TO

YOUR KIDS. MY INFLUENCE ON USERREFLECTION YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK

IN YOUR MINSTREL MIRROR AND TALKABOUT YOUR CULTURE, YOUR

EXISTENCE IS THAT OF ASCHIZOPHRENIC VULTURE WHO THINKS

HE HAS ENOUGH LIFE IN HIM TOPREY ON THE DEAD, NOT KNOWING

THAT THE DEAD AIN'T DEAD, THATHE AIN'T GOT ENOUGH SPIRITUALITY

TO KNOW HOW TO PRAY. YEAH,THERE'S NO REPENTANCE, YOU'RE

BOUND TO LIVE IN INFINITECONSECUTIVE EXECUTIVE LIFE

SENTENCE. SO WHILE YOU'RE BUSYSERVING TIME I'LL BE IN SYNC

WITH THE MOON WHILE YOU RUN FROMTHE SUN. LIFE OF THE WOMB,

REFLECTED BY GUNS, WORSHIP OFMOONS, I AM THE SUN, AND I AM

PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE, ONE ONEONE, ONE ONE ONE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: SAUL WILLIAMS.

HOLLER IF YOU HEAR ME ONBROADWAY. GOODNIGHT!