March 17, 2015 - LGBT Groups & The St. Patrick's Day Parade

  • 03/17/2015

Sherrod Small, Brendan Fay, Kathleen Madigan and Colin Quinn join Larry to talk about the battle to include LGBT groups in New York City's St. Patrick's Day Parade.

>> Larry: TONIGHTLY, THERE'SCONTROVERSY AROUND THE ST.

PATRICK'S DAY PARADE.

IS THAT LAKE ON 5th AVENUEKELLY GREEN OR FOREST GREEN?

CATHOLICS ARE AFRAID OF GAYSHIJACKING THEIR PARADE.

WHAT ARE THEY AFRAID OF, THEPARADE ENDING AT A FABULOUS

BRUNCH SPOT? WE'RE GOING FULLIRISH.

THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TOREFRESH OUR EMOTIONS AND LEAVE

THE PARTY WITHOUT SAYINGGOOD-BYE.

SO PUMP THE KEG AND KICK THELEPRECHAUN IN THE SHILLELAGH.

IT'S "THE NIGHTLY SHOW."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

(AUDIENCE CHANTING "LARRY!")

>> Larry: OH, THANK YOU VERYMUCH.

MAN, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

THANK YOU.

WELCOME TO "THE NIGHTLY SHOW,"ESPECIALLY TO ALL YOU SERVICE

MEN AND WOMEN AND ANYBODY WHOJUST GOT ENGAGED.

I DON'T KNOW WHO WE MIGHT BETALKING ABOUT.

WE'RE JUST PICKING OUT RANDOMPEOPLE.

I'LL LARRY WILMORE, AND AS YOUKNOW, TODAY IS ST. PATRICK'S

DAY, THE DAY AMERICA CELEBRATEITS IRISH HERITAGE BY ENGAGING

IN EVERY IRISH STEREOTYPEIMAGINABLE.

SERIOUSLY, IF WE OBSERVED OTHERETHNIC HOLIDAYS THE WAY WE

OBSERVED TODAY, COLUMBUS TODAYWOULD BE ABOUT MAKING A NICE

SUNDAY SAUCE.

WE'D CELEBRATE KWANZAA LATE.

( LAUGHTER )THAT'S RIGHT.

ITALIANS MAKE SAUCE, BLACKPEOPLE SHOW UP LATE.

IT'S JUST SCIENCE, PEOPLE.

BUT THINK ABOUT IT, ALL DAYTODAY WE DRINK, WE FIGHT IN THE

STREETS.

WE DRINK.

WE PEE IN THE STREETS.

WE DRINK.

WE PUKE IN THE STREETS.

AND THEN WHEN WE'RE DONE, WE DOA LITTLE BIT OF THIS.

>> OH!

>> Larry: OH, MY GOD.

SO THAT'S WHY YOU WEAR GREEN SOYOUR BARF MATCHES YOUR SHIRT.

IT'S ALL ABOUT COORDINATING.

THERE IS SO MUCH DRUNK DUDED.N.A. ON THE SIDEWALK AFTER ST.

PATRICK'S DAY, SCIENTISTS COULDCOMBINE IT TO MAKE A

FRAT BRO SUPER VILLAIN.

THEY COULD USE THE TIMES SQUAREBALL TO PLAY BEER PONG.

TURN GLACIERS INTO ICE LUGES.

IT WOULD BE A DISASTER.

BUT NOW, IS DRUNK AND DISORDERLYTHE WAY WE CELEBRATE EVERY

HOLIDAY NOW?

WE DRINK ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY.

WE DRINK ON CINCO DE MAYO.

PERSONALLY, I DRINK ON ARBORDAY.

I JUST GET A KEG AND SIT IN THEFOREST.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

TRUE.

I DON'T KNOW.

THE TREES JUST GET ME, MAN.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

PERSONALLY, YOU KNOW, I'M NOTTHAT CRAZY ABOUT PARADES.

LOOK, MY PEOPLE LOVE TO MARCH.

DON'T GET ME WRONG.

( LAUGHTER )WE DO, I KNOW.

BUT SO MUCH OF OUR ( BLEEP ) ISSO SERIOUS.

NOBODY WANTS TO RIDE ON THE"HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT" FLOAT.

SERIOUSLY.

( LAUGHTER )IT'S JUST NOT THAT FUN IS ALL

I'M SAYING.

YOU KNOW, I'LL BE HONEST WITHYOU, I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU,

THAT SELMA 50th MARCH COULDHAVE USED SOME 40s.

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

SPICE IT UP A LITTLE BIT.

SO PARADES AREN'T FOR EVERYBODY,BUT WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF

THEM IN NEW YORK CITY?

I DON'T GET THAT. IF SOMEBODYFROM CALIFORNIA--

LOOK, YOU HAVE THEST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE.

THE MACY'S DAY PARADE.

GAY PRIDE PARADE, DOMINICAN DAYPARADE.

HOLD ON A SECOND.

HERE'S MY PROBLEMS WITH THOSETHREE PARADES-- PUERTO RICO AND

THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC ARE BOTHIN THE CARIBBEAN.

THAT'S A PARADE DOUBLE DIP,PEOPLE.

( LAUGHTER )IT IS.

IT'S LIKE HAVING A MACY'S PARADEAND A MACY'S HUSKY BOYS

DEPARTMENT PARADE, RIGHT?

( LAUGHTER )I'LL LET YOU DECIDE WHO IS THE

HUSKY BOY IN THAT SCENARIO.

( LAUGHTER )BUT AS PARADES GO, NEW YORK'S

ST. PADDY'S DAY'S CELEBRATION ISTHE IRISH MOTHER OF THEM ALL.

IT'S A FIVE-HOUR EXTRAVAGANZADOWN 5TH AVENUE.

IT'S FUN FOR EVERYONE. OHRIGHT, NOT EVERYONE.

>> ORGANIZERS FOR THE NEWYORK ANNUAL ST. PATRICK'S DAY

PARADE HAVE BANNED L.G.B.T.GROUPS FROM MARCHING.

>> Larry: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

IS THIS-- IS THIS STILL A THING?

I MEAN, PEOPLE, THIS IS A PARADEWHOSE MASCOT IS AN EFFETE LITTLE

MAN IN A GREEN VELVET SUIT ANDSPARKLY SHOES WHO SLIDES DOWN

RAINBOWS WHILE PLAYING A HARP.

( LAUGHTER )I MEAN, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO HAVE

YOUR PARADE LOOK BUTCH, THAT GAYCRUISE HAS SAILED, ALL RIGHT.

WHY WOULD THEY NOT WANT TO HAVETHEM?

>> PARADE ORGANIZERS HAVE LONGREFUSED ENTRY TO GAY GROUPS

BASED ON RELIGION.

>> OH!

I THOUGHT IT WAS BASED ONHOMOPHOBIA.

( LAUGHTER )DIDN'T KNOW.

TOOK A WILD GUESS

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I THOUGHT GAYS WERE ALLOWED TOMARCH IN THE ST. PATRICK'S DAY

PARADE BACK IN THE EARLY 90s.

DIDN'T THAT GO WELL?

>> WE'RE HERE! WE'RE QUEER!

GET USED TO IT!>> AIDS!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: OH, MY GOD.

BOO AIDS?

WELL, WHO WOULD NOT WANT TO BOOAIDS, I GUESS.

( LAUGHTER )EVEN AIDS WOULD BOO AIDS.

LET'S BE HONEST.

I TECHNICALLY AGREE WITH YOURWORDS, LADY.

NOT SURE I AGREE WITH YOURSPIRIT.

BUT SOME 24 YEARS LATER, ANDLIKELY AFTER THAT LADY'S DEATH,

PROGRESS.

>> FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, TWOGAY AND LESBIAN GROUPS MARCHED

IN SOUTHIE'S ST. PATRICK'S DAYPARADE.

>> Larry: WOW, SOUTH BOSTON.

MAN, THEY USED TO BE WICKEDPREDJUDICE.

I MEAN, THAT'S A PLACE WHERE IFYOU DON'T GREET YOUR MA WITH A

HEAD BUTT, YOU'RE SUSPECTED OFBEING A QUEER. GOOD JOB BOSTON

NEW YORK FINALLY FEELING SHAMEFOR BEING BEHIND BOSTON HAS

DECIDED TO LET ONE KIND OF GAYGROUP IN.

>> OUT AT NBC UNIVERSAL WILL BETHE FIRST AND ONLY GAY GROUP TO

MARCH UNDER ITS OWN BANNER INTHE PARADE.

>> Larry: OUT AT NBCUNIVERSAL.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN ATTRACTIONAT THEIR THEME PARK, RIGHT?

WHAT DOES IT DO, SIMULATE ALLTHE THRILLS AND CHILLS OF COMING

OUT TO YOUR PARENTS?

AAAH!

THAT WAS SCARY.

THAT WAS SO REAL.

SO WHY IS THIS NBC GAY GROUP THEONLY ONE ALLOWED IN THE PARADE?

>> NBC UNIVERSAL IS THE PARENTCOMPANY OF NBC NEW YORK, WHICH

AIRS THE PARADE.

L.G.B.T. GROUPS CALL THEINCLUSION OF ONE GROUP A PLOY BY

PARADE ORGANIZERS TO HOLD ON TOSPONSORS.

>> Larry: SO NBC IS THE ONEAIRING THE PARADE AND THE ONLY

GAY GROUP ALLOWED ON THE PARADEWORKS AT NBC?

THIS SEEMS LIKE A "SCRATCH MYBACK I'LL GIVE YOU A

REACH-AROUND" KIND OF DEAL.

BUT IRISH CATHOLICS OF NEW YORKARE DUG IN ON THIS ISSUE.

HONESTLY, GAYS, NO OFFENSE, BUTDO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE IN THIS

THING?

I MEAN, PEOPLE ARE DRINKING TOOMUCH TO EVEN NOTICE YOU

MARCHING, AND THE MUSIC SOUNDSLIKE TWO GOATS DOING THE DEVIL'S

BUSINESS.

( LAUGHTER )ON THE OTHER HAND, THE GAY PRIDE

PARADE IS A GLITTER BOMB OFINCLUSION.

( LAUGHTER )JOINING ME TO TALK MORE ABOUT

IS OUR NEW CONTRIBUTOR TO "THENIGHTLY SHOW," DAVID SMITHYMAN.

WELCOME, DAVID.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> THANK YOU.

OKAY, NOW.

NOW, DAVID, YOU'RE GAY.

>> I AM.

>> Larry: OH, AND IT ALSOSOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN.

>> YOU'RE A KEEN OBSERVER,LARRY.

>> Larry: OKAY.

SO YOU WENT OUT TO THE ST.PATRICK'S DAY'S PARADE.

>> I DID, AND I ALSO SAT DOWNWITH ANDY HUMM, IRISH

AMERICAN GAY ACTIVIST.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

IT DOES SEEM LIKE A BUNCH OFANGRY DADS-- I'M AUSTRALIAN.

I'M NOT EVEN IRISH.

THIS IS AN OUTSIDEPERSPECTIVE.

IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE'S ANGRYDAD IS DRESSED UP IN THE SUIT

THEY GOT MARRIED IN AND THEY ALLGRUMPILY WALK ALONG.

SO WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE IN IT?

>> TO MAKE IT A MORE FUN PARADE.

>> LET'S PRETEND I ORGANIZED THEPARADE, I'M THE BOSS OF PARADE,

SO I CAN'T DO AN IRISH ACCEPT SOI'M GOING TO DO A GERMAN ACCENT

INSTEAD.

WE'LL JUST GO WITH THAT.

WHY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THEPARADE?

>> YOU SOUND LIKE JUNE BEREAUT,OR SOMETHING.

>> I WAS IN CHARACTER.

I CAN'T BREAK IT, SIR.

I'LL DO IT AGAIN. WHY DO YOUWANT TO JOIN THE PARADE?

>> WE WOULD BE MAGNANIMOUS ANDWE WILL NOT MAKE FUN OF IRISH

PEOPLE BECAUSE WE ARE IRISH.

>> HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD IT TAKEFOR YOU GUYS TO GO AWAY.

>> WE CAN'T BE BOUGHT.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> BUT I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY.

>> UNLIKE YOU, WE STAND ONPRINCIPLE.

>> I STAND ON GOLD SHOES.

( LAUGHTER )WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE

ALLOWED IN THE PARADE?

>> IT WOULD BE-- IT MIGHT BEALMOST AS BORING AS IT IS NOW,

BUT WE WOULD JUST MARCH WITH OURBANNER.

THANK YOU, YOUR MAJESTY.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME.

LIKE EVERY OTHER YEAR, THESEGUYS WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO

PROTEST THE PARADE, AND EVERYONEKNOWS THAT THE KEY TO A GOOD

PROTEST IS A GOOD SIGN.

SO, GAELIC IS PRONOUNCEDGAY-LICK FOR A REASON.

>> NO.

>> WE'RE HERE.

WE'RE QUEER, GREEN BEER.>> THAT'LL NEVER BE IN A PARADE

STOP PEACOCK BLOCKING US.PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?

>>I LIKE THAT, I LIKE IT.

>> I HAD TO SEE WHAT THIS PARADEWAS REALLY ABOUT FOR MYSELF.

PRIDE, CELEBRATING IRISHHERITAGE.

MADAM, PLEASE.

I TRIED REALLY HARD TO GET INTOTHE SPIRIT OF THINGS.

LOVELY SWEATERS.

BUT MAYBE IT WAS SIMPLER THAN ITHOUGHT.

>> I LIKE BEER.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT OF ST.PATRICK'S DAY

>> DON'T YOU KNOW IT?

I'M IRISH.

WE DRINK!

THAT'S WHAT WE DO!

♪ ♪( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

( APPLAUSE ).

>> Larry: DAVID SMITHYMAN,EVERYBODY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

GOOD JOB.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ALLOWINGGAY GROUPS TO MARCH IN NEW

YORK'S ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE.

JOINING ME ON THE PANELTONIGHT: COMEDIAN AND CO-HOST OF

THE "RACE WARS" PODCAST, SHERRODSMALL.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> THANK YOU, LARRY!

FOUNDER OF THE IRISH L.G.B.T.

GROUP "LAVENDER AND GREENALLIANCE," BRENDAN FAY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )VERY, VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN, SHE'S

BEEN WITH US A FEW TIMES.

KATHLEEN MADIGAN. ONE OF OURFAVORITES.

I'VE BEEN A FAN OF THIS GUY FORA LONG TIME

COMEDIAN AND STAR OF THE NEWWEB SERIES "COP SHOW" ON

lstudio.com, COLIN QUINN.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )SO MUCH FUN.

BRENDAN, I WANT TO START WITHYOU BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN

PROTESTING THIS ISSUE A LOT,AND, YOU KNOW, JUST TRY TO

RELATE-- AS I SAID MYPEOPLE TEND TO PROTEST A LOT.

WE'VE BEEN PROTESTING JUSTTRYING TO NOT GET SHOT, YOU'RE

PROTESTING PARADES.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> Larry: I'M NOT MAKING AMORAL EQUIVALENCE HERE.

JUST HELP ME TO UNDERSTAND WHYTHIS ISSUE IS SO IMPORTANT.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

WELL, I'M IRISH, AND I'M GAY,AND PART OF OUR IRISH TRADITION

IS TO SPEAK UP AND STAND UPAGAINST DISCRIMINATION,

PREJUDICE, AND INJUSTICEANYWHERE.

AND THEN TO TRY TO ENJOY--

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: GOOD.

>> ACTUALLY, THE ONE MORE THING,MORE AND MORE PARADES ALL AROUND

IRELAND-- BELFAST, GALWAY--THERE WERE RAINBOW FLAGS, ALL

AROUND THE COUNTRY IN THE U.S.-->> YOU CAN'T TAKE OUT THE

RAINBOW LEPRECHAUNS ON IT. IT'SALREADY IN THE THE PARADE.

BUT OUR PARADES, WE MADE IT UP.

>> YES, IT'S A BIG THING IN NEWYORK.

>> IT SOUND LIKE YOU'RE THROWINGSHADE ON THE IRISH AMERICANS.

ARE THEY IRISH-ISH.

>> THEY CALL US PLASTIC PATTYS.

>> Larry: REALLY?

>> I LOVE WHITE ON WHITE STUFF.

>> Larry: EXACTLY.

IRISH HATE ON IRISH IN AMERICA?

>> OF COURSE, THEY DO.

>> Larry: I DON'T UNDERSTANDTHE PARADE OBSESSION HERE KIND

OF THING.

BUT TO PARADES IS THERE ANOBLIGATION TO INCLUDE EVERYBODY.

THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A PROLIFEGROUP I WOULD HATE TO SEE THAT

FLOAT, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITWOULD BE

DOES THE PARADE HAVE TO HAVEEVERYBODY IN IT?

>> ME?

YEAH, I'M TORN BECAUSE ON THEONE HAND, IT DOES EXCLUDE GAYS.

ON THE OTHER HAND, IRISH PEOPLEARE NOT SEXUAL PEOPLE.

THIS IS--( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )WE'RE JUST GETTING USE-- WE'RE

JUST ADAPTING TOHETEROSEXUALITY.

>> Larry: JUST ADAPTING TOHETEROSEXUALITY.

>> IT'S NOT LIKE THEWEST INDIAN PARADE,

PEOPLE ARE GYRATING, SKINSHOWING. THIS IS SWEATERS.

OLD LADIES.

RED FACES.

BLOWING ABOVE THE LEGAL LIMITINTO BAG PIPES.

>> THE ORGANIZING PEOPLE, THEIRREASONING KEEPS GETTING MORE

ABSURD.

ANYTHING THAT STARTS WITH"ANCIENT ORDER "YOU KNOW THEY'RE

NOT GOING TO BE FLEXIBLE.

IT'S LIKE WOW, WHAT ARE WE GOINGUP AGAINST.

>> Larry: THAT'S KEEPING ITREALLY OLD SCHOOL.

THAT'S LIKE PRERAPPER'S DELIGHTOLD SCHOOL.

>> THEY USE THE EXAMPLE, WELL,IF WE INCLUDE THE IRISH GAYS,

WE'RE OPENING IT UP.

WHAT ABOUT PUERTO RICANS.

WELL, NO, THEY'RE PUERTO RICANGAYS.

THEY HAVE THEIR OWN PARADE.

YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP TAKE-->> IN 1998, YOU KNOW THE PUERTO

RICAN PARADE OPENED UP TOL.G.B.T.

GROUPS.

AND BY THE WAY, WE HAVE A NICEPUERTO RICAN IRISH CONNECTION.

PEDRO CAMPOS WHO ACTUALLYSUPPORTED THE IRISH MOVEMENT FOR

INDEPENDENCE. LOOK-->> YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS

THAT BRENDAN.

>> Larry: YOU'RE OPENING UP AWHOLE CAN OF WORMS.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A PUERTORICAN IRISH DAY PARADE, THAT'S A

WHOLE NEW CAN OF WORMS. SLOWYOUR IRISH ROLL A LITTLE BIT

>> THE PUERTO RICAN DAY PARADE,THERE IS SO MUCH SPANDEX, YOU

HAVE TO HAVE THE GAYS.

>> IF YOU'RE GOING TO OPEN ITUP, ST. PATRICK THEY CLAIM HIS

FATHER IS ITALIAN AND BORN INLONDON SO I SAY YOU HAVE TO LET

THE ITALIANS AND ENGLISH IN.

>> I WENT TO THE PUBLIC SCHOOLHERE IN NEW YORK CITY IN

BROOKLYN.

I WAS IN A MARCHING BAND, PS437.

WE MARCHED IN EVERY PARADE.

WE WERE ALL BLACK, RIFLE SQUAD--

>> WERE YOU GAY?

>> FOR THAT PARADE, YES!

TO MISS SCHOOL FOR A DAY, I'LLBE ANYTHING.

>> Larry: MOST HOLIDAYS AFTERA WHILE YOU FORGET WHAT IT IS.

PRESIDENT'S DAY, YOUBUY MATTRESSES. NOBODY GIVES A

{BLEEP) ABOUT BENJAMIN HARRISON

SHOULD WE JUST DROP THE WHOLEIRISH THING AND JUST FOCUS ON

BEER AND GREEN?

>> NO, IT'S GOT TO BE THE IRISHTHING.

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH ATERRIBLE THING, LARRY?

>> IT'S OUR LAST THING!>> Larry: THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?

>> NOBODY THINKS ABOUT IRISHPEOPLE EVER. WE'RE LIKE

DISPERSED INTO THE CULTURE.>> YES, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY WHITE.

>> POOR YOU!>> I AGREE WITH COLIN.

JUST THE SUGGESTION OF IT.

IF WE WERE DRINKING, WE WOULDPROBABLY BE BEATING YOU UP NOW

JUST FOR SAYING IT.

YOU CAN'T SAY NO MORE IRISH.

>> Larry: NO, NOT MORE IRISHPEOPLE.

>> YOU SAID NO MORE IRISHPEOPLE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

>> Larry: I DID NOT SAY THAT.

OKAY-->> YOU'RE SAYING KILL IRISH

BABIES.

>> Larry: I NEVER SAID THATGUYS!

>> I HEARD THAT!>> JONATHAN SWIFT!

>> Larry: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACKAND WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS

DURING THE BREAK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Larry: OKAY.

WELCOME BACK.

IT'S TIME FOR A SPECIAL ST.PATRICK'S DAY EDITION OF WHAT WE

LIKE TO CALL "KEEP IT 100".

FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO DON'TKNOW WHAT THAT IS, IT MEANS KEEP

IT 100% REAL.

NOW TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO HAVEA SPECIAL QUESTION ABOUT

PARADES.

HERE'S THE DEAL.

THESE ARE SOME OF THE PARADESHERE IN NEW YORK CITY.

YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF ONE OFTHEM.

OKAY?

ALL RIGHT?

SO WE'VE GOT THE PHILIPPINEINDEPENDENCE DAY PARADE.

THE ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE.

KOREAN HARVEST DAY PARADE.

NIGERIAN DAY PARADE.

MUSLIM DAY PARADE.

AND INDIAN INDEPENDENCE DAYPARADE.

GREEK INDEPENDENCE DAY PARADE.

PRAKAN DAY PARADE, MEXICAN DAY,AND HISPANIC DAY PARADE.

SO KATHLEEN, KEEP IT 100.

YOU GOTTA GET RID OF ONE OFTHEM.

>> NO, I'M GOING TO OFFENDSOMEBODY.

>> Larry: THAT'S WHY IT'SCALLED "KEEP IT 100".

>> WHO ARE THE FURTHEST AWAY?

THE TURKISH.

>> Larry: THEY'RE THE FURTHESTAWAY?

>> THEY PROBABLY CAN'T GET HEREQUICKLY TO HARM ME AS OTHER

PEOPLE.

>> Larry: I FEEL LIKE YOU'REBEING A LITTLE DISINGENUOUS

THERE.

I DON'T KNOW.

IS BOO FOR THE TEA OR BOO FORKEEPING IT 100.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

SHE SHOULD GET 100?

>> TEA!

>> Larry: TEA?

ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GIVE BOTH.

WE'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLESHAMROCK, KEEP IT 100.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

SHERROD.

WHICH ONE?

>> I'LL GIVE YOU A TEA BAG.

>> Larry: YOU CAN'T PICKTURKISH.

>> I'M READY TO PICK.

NIGERIAN.

OUT.

OUT.

>> Larry: AND WHY?

WHY IS NIGERIAN OUT?

>> THEY NEVER RESCUED AFRICANAMERICANS AFTER SLAVERY.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT?

>> Larry: THERE YOU GO.

KEEP IT 100.

SHAMROCK.

SHOW THE SHAMROCK.

THAT'S WHY YOU GOT THE TEA.

>> AND FOR TWO, BOKO HARAM.

YOU CAN'T HAVE PARADES -->> Larry: YOU'RE NOT GETTING

ANOTHER ONE.

>> I'LL KEEP IT 200.

>> Larry: BRENDAN YOU HAVE TOKEEP ONE.

>> WHAT IS THE HISPANIC DAYPARADE?

>> Larry: THAT'S WHAT YOU'REPICKING, GREAT.

WHY ARE YOU PICKING HISPANIC DAYPARADE.

>> BECAUSE THE HISPANICS HAVETHE MEXICANS, DOMINICANS,

PUERTO RICANS -->> OH, MY GOD.

YOU'RE SO RACIST.

HERE, TAKE THAT.

>> WE HAVE ONE DAY WHERE -->> OKAY, COLIN.

>> IT'S AN IRISH FILIBUSTER!WE HAVE A FEW LEFT.

>> AND WE ALL KNOW THE ONE-->> GO FOR IT, COL!

>> Larry: YOU'RE STARTING TOGET SOME TEA HERE.

>> MUSLIM DAY PARADE.

>> Larry: HE SAID MUSLIM DAYPARADE IS WHAT HE SAID.

WHY THE MUSLIM DAY PARADE?

>> WELL, IT'S THE ONLY ONE LEFTON THE CHOPPING BLOCK AND THEY

GOT HIT.

THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.

>> Larry: ARE YOU KEEPING IT100?

>> YES.

I WAS GOING TO SAW THE HISPANICDAY PARADE --

>> AUDIENCE?

SORRY MAN, YOU GET THE TEA.

>> TEA, WE'RE IRISH! I PUT MYLIFE ON THE LINE WITH THAT

>> Larry: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WE'RE GOING TO FIGHT DURING THISCOMMERCIAL RIGHT NOW.

COME ON.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Larry: OKAY, THAT'S ALL THETIME WE HAVE FOR TONIGHT.

I WANT TO THANK OUR PANELISTS,SHERROD SMALL, BRENDAN FAY,

KATHLEEN MADIGAN, AND COLINQUINN.

FINALLY TONIGHT, THANKS FOR ALLTHE GREAT DARES YOU'VE TWEETED

TO HELP US COMPLETE OUR BRACKETFOR DARE-Y WILMORE'S MARCH

BADNESS BRACKETSBALLDARE-O-MANIA IT'S BONER

TIME TOURNAMENT.

@IAN_GECKO WANTS TO SEE ME GO TOA FURRY CONVENTION IN COSTUME.

IF NUMBER TWO SEED ARIZONA WINSIT ALL, I PROMISE I WILL BE

THERE.

I HAVE TO, RIGHT?

@FUTUREFREEZE1 DARES ME TO POOPON A MOUNTAIN IF NUMBER ONE SEED

VILLANOVA WINS-- ACTUALLY, IDON'T MIND THAT, BUT I GET TO

PICK THE MOUNTAIN.

BUTLER IS A SIX SEED, SO CHEERFOR THE BULLDOGS IF YOU WANT ME

TO WELCOME FOUR MIMES TO THEPANEL.

THANKS @CJBARRESI75.

I'LL DO IT!

I'LL DO IT!

AND FINALLY, @LOTNORM DARES METO "DO AN ENTIRE EPISODE AS

POPEYE, COMPLETE WITH COSTUME."

THAT'S A SOLID SEVEN-SEED DARE.

CHECK OUT THE LATEST BRACKETONLINE AND KEEP THOSE

DARES COMING WITH #DARELARRY.

GOODNIGHTLY EVERYONE!

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