Hello, Dottie

  • Season 1, Ep 7
  • 11/13/2012

Fed up with conditions at the park, the rangers make demands; in order to undercut the strike, Woody outsources the ranger positions to dot-bots from India.

- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT,STEVE?

- WOODY,AS YOU KNOW,

I'M THE REPRESENTATIVEFOR THE RANGERS HERE,

AND WE HAVE SOME DEMANDSWE'D LIKE MET.

- DEMANDS?- WELL, MAYBE SUGGESTIONS.

- SUGGESTIONS?

- WELL, MORE OF A WISH LIST,ACTUALLY.

- ALL RIGHT, STEVE.

YOU WANT TO NEGOTIATE?[cracking knuckles]

WE'LL NEGOTIATE.

- [gulps]

- GOOD NEWS, GUYS.

WE DON'T HAVE THAT CRAPPYHEALTH INSURANCE ANYMORE.

- REALLY? WHAT INSURANCEDO WE HAVE NOW?

- NONE, BUT THIS WAYWE'LL BE MORE CAREFUL.

all: [groaning]

- ALSO, YOU KNOWWHAT I REALLY HATE?

WHEN YOU'RE IN YOUR GROOVE,RANGERING IT UP,

AND THEN BOOM,

YOU GET INTERRUPTEDBY HAVING TO TAKE A LUNCH BREAK.

SO WOODY'S GONNAGET RID OF THOSE.

- STEVE,YOU'RE A SPINELESS TURD.

YOU CAN'T STAND UPTO ANYONE.

- YES, I CAN.- SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!

- OKAY.- THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE,

AND WE ARE NOTGOING TO PUT UP WITH THIS.

- OH, NO?

THEN MAYBEI SHOULD JUST REPLACE YOU.

- RIGHT,LIKE YOU COULD FIND ANYONE

WHO WOULD WORKFOR LESS THAN US.

- [laughs] FUNNY YOU SHOULDSAY THAT. I ALREADY DID.

- HELLO, MY FRIENDS. - HELLO, MY FRIENDS.

- THOUSAND GREETINGS.

- [laughs]THEY'RE SKYPED IN FROM INDIA,

AND WORKFOR THREE BUCKS A DAY.

- DO THEY GET ANY CHANNELSOTHER THAN AL JAZEERA?

- SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

YOU CAN "A," TAKE THE DEALSTEVE AND I AGREED TO,

OR "B,"GET THE HELL OUT!

- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

HE CAN'T POSSIBLYOUTSOURCE PARK RANGERS TO INDIA.

I CALL HIS BLUFF.- I'M WITH ETHEL.

- ALL RIGHT, DENZEL.CONNIE'S NEXT.

GIVE OUR STARA PROPER INTRO!

- NEXT UP, GUYS,WE HAVE SOMETHING

I'M SURE YOU'VE NEVERSEEN BEFORE AND NEVER WANTED TO:

A PLUS-SIZE LESBIAN,

WITH ABNORMALENLARGEMENT OF THE CLITORIS.

- GIVE ME THAT!

ARE YOU READYFOR THE MOST UNIQUE NEW TALENT

YOU'VE EVER SEEN,GUYS?

PLEASE WELCOME THE WORLD'SNEWEST STRIPPING LEGEND,

CON-NIE!

GO! YES!

[strip club music]

- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

- [straining]

[grunts]

[cheering]

- YES, THEY LOVE YOU!SHOW THEM THE 7-10 SPLIT!

- OH!

[cheering]

all: [chanting] CONNIE! CONNIE!CONNIE! CONNIE! CONNIE!

CONNIE! CONNIE! CONNIE!CONNIE! CONNIE!

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