Bentancourt, Pue, Stockton, Starr

  • Season 8, Ep 0810
  • 04/08/2005

Carmen Stockton talks about her lazy-eyed husband, Mick Betancourt recreates Adolf Hitler's secret wedding, and Joe Starr shares the details of his colonoscopy.

LITTLE LAZIER, EVEN WHEN IT

COMES TO OUR GREETINGS?

REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO GREET

SOMEBODY, YOU'D BE LIKE,

[CHIPPER VOICE] "HI.

HOW ARE YOU?

WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?"

LIKE YOU REALLY CARE.

[LAUGHTER]

THEN IT BECAME,

[LAID-BACK VOICE] "WAS UP?"

[LAUGHTER]

NOW IT'S JUST "S'UP?"

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

SOON IT'S GONNA BE, "ZZZ."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WHAT'S THAT?

I HAVE A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS

ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO HIGH FIVES

YOU.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU GO OUT ANYWHERE WITH THE

GUY, YOU HAVE A PIECE OF PIZZA

WITH HIM, HE'S LIKE, "FIVE ME,

BRO.

WHAT'D YOU GET A PIECE WITH

PEPPERONI, EXTRA PEPPERONI?

FIVE ME ON THAT, BRO.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

FIVE ME, C'MON, HIT ME HIGH."

AND THEN HE GETS CREATIVE WITH

IT, "WHAT'D YOU GET A COKE?

SUPER SIZE?

SUPER SIZE COCA-COLA?

FIVE ME ON THE SIDE, BRO.

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT'S YOU GET, A LITTLE

TIRAMISU FOR DESSERT?

FIVE ME THROUGH THE FIVE HOLE,

Y'ALL!"

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]