October 12, 2010 - Brendan Steinhauser

In this episode, schools find a new way to raise money. Turns out children have very marketable organs. Then, an update on my March to Keep Fear Alive, with special guest M. Night Shyamalan, but here's the twist: he's not here. McDonald's is now offering wedding services, so there's no longer a lag between getting married and letting yourself go. This is The Colbert Report.