All the Presidents' Heads

  • Season 6, Ep 623
  • 07/28/2011

The crew members alter history when they travel back in time to the American Revolution.

Good news, everyone.

Remember when you askedto see my family tree?

ALL:No.

Ta-da!

(whirring)

This is my ancestor

Philo Farnsworth,inventor of television,

and as a bonus,childhood obesity.

And here's Dean Farnsworth,

developer of the Farnsworth Testfor Colorblindness.

Where is he, blasted?!

And just recently, I learnedof a modern-day Farnsworth

who inventedthe Anti-Senility Truss.

That's you,Professor.

(mutters)

Ah, yes,the Farnsworths boast

a proud anddistinguished lineage.

No wormy fruiton this tree.

What about Fry?

Isn't he yourdistant uncle?(snoring)

Very distant.

Not a true Farnsworth, mind you.

He's way over hereon this filthy branch

riddled with fungusand dung beetles.

(snoring)

(snoring, gasps)

What's with the17 dung beetles?

Well, it's 6:00.

I guess we'll have to deliverthat human heart tomorrow.

Good work, people.(whooping)

Time to go clubbing!

Baby seals, here I come.

(sighs)Guess I better headover to my night job.

You have a night job?

Yup. It's exhausting,

but I need the extra moneyto buy coffee

so I can stay awakefor my night job.

But...Got to go!

(crickets chirping)

You've got a surprisingamount of algae

in your beard,Mr. President.

Just sit still and let thealgae-eater do its work.

Oh! Ow!

Oh! Lay off my trademark mole!

Hi, Lars.

Fry.Whatever.

I'm heading outto my night job.

Remember, no loud noise,no head bowling,

and no parties,or it'll be your ass in a jar.

I want to go to that museum!

"Mr. Revere,

"pray do not'fhit' your pants.

"The British attackhas begun.

Cross the river andwatch for my signal."

I must ride.

(horse whinnies)

He has so much stuff.

He won't miss this.

Let's burn these counterfeits

and paddle the next swan boatthe hell out of Boston.

Here you go.Thanks.

Say, where did youget that lantern?

From that old churchto the north.

They had two burning, so Ifigured they wouldn't miss one.

"One if by land,two if by sea."

The British are coming.The British are coming.

By land. By land.

Gotta treat this OCD.Gotta treat this OCD.

Fry, you dope.

You've really screwedthe grannie this time.

History neededthat second lantern.

We'd better stopPaul Revere before...

(in English accent):I guess everything worked out

jolly all right,eh, governor?

(laughing)

(in English accent): What's withthe fruity accent, ducky?

Bollocks, I got it, too.

(in English accent): Where's allthe Presidents heads, then?

(in English accent):I say.

Appears we've changedhistory too much.

Disaster of nightmarishproportions and whatnot.

Quite.

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