Alzheimer's That Ends Well

  • Season 2, Ep 14
  • 03/08/2006

Clara appears on "Extreme Vaginal Makeover"; demented Toot gets committed by her roommates.

LEAP...

FROG.

LE...

FROG.

TOOT.

THOSE OLD FARTS CUTTHE BRAKES ON MY WALKER.

THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME!

WHOA. WOW.HER ALZHEIMER'S MUSTBE GETTING REALLY BAD.

DON'T WORRY, MISS BRAUNSTEIN!

WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU.

AAH!

PEACE OUT!

[CACKLING]

WHO ARE YOU ARING?WHO ARE YOU WEARING?

CAN WE TALK? NO.MY DAUGHTER DOESN'TWANNA PLAY FETCH.

MY NEW VAGINAWAS INSUFFERABLE.

SO I WENT TO THE ADDRESSWOOLDOOR GAVE ME

TO TRACK DOWNMY OLD OCTOPUSSOIS.

CLARA?

PLEASE, I NEED YOU BACK.

MY NEW VAGINAIS TOO MUCH TO BEAR.

OH, I'M SORRY, CLARA,BUT I DON'T WANNA GO BACK.

THAT SURGERY WASTHE GREATEST THINGTHAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

I FOUND A NEW CONFIDENCE.

I WENT BACK TO COLLEGE.

I GOT MY REALESTATE LICENSE.

I MARRIEDA BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

TURNS OUT A 38-YEAR-OLDJEWISH WOMANWILL MARRY ANYTHING.

SOMEDAY I MAY EVENHAVE CHILDREN.

NOW, HOW MANY VAGINASCAN SAY THAT?

WHY COULDN'T MY EXPERIENCEWITH PLASTIC SURGERY HAVEBEEN AS GOOD AS YOURS?

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'TKNOW WHEN TO STOP.

WE CAME BACKFROM THEURSING HOME,

KNOWING THEY WERETAKING GOOD CAREOF WHAT'S-HENAME.

OH, TOOT LEFT HER OLDFOGEY-SLASH-LAZY-FAT-ITE-TRASH-PERSON

AND WAL-MART SCOOTER.

OH! LOOK AT ME. I'M OLD.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT DVDs ARE.

HUH. THAT'S ODD.

OH, WAIT, SPANKY. AAH!

THFAT PIGHAS BEEN ELIMINATED.

AAH!

TOOT WAS TELLINGTHE TRUTH.

THE OLD PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO KILL HER.

OH, THIS ISALL OUR FAULT.

WE GOTS TO SAVE HER.

NO LIVING THINGCAN SURVIVE

IN A NURSING HOME POOL.

[CACKLING]

HELP!

I'M GONNA DIE!

♪ DA DA DA ♪

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