The Half Hour

Damien Lemon

Season 3 E 9 • 07/11/2014

Damien Lemon talks about his hatred of destination weddings, failed novelists writing Yelp reviews and his dream of having sex with a hand dryer.

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S2 • E12
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Cristela Alonzo

Cristela Alonzo describes the post-Halloween walk of shame, using the McRib to tell time and her hatred of nail salon small talk.
06/07/2013
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S2 • E14
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Ben Kronberg

Ben Kronberg asks life's big questions, talks pooping strategy and invents new names for everything from farts to underwater boners.
06/14/2013
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S2 • E15
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Baron Vaughn

Baron Vaughn talks about growing up in a rough neighborhood, the relative trustworthiness of cereal mascots and the test that all black people secretly give each other.
06/21/2013
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S2 • E16
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Sean Patton

Sean Patton explains the best way to win a fight, reveals his desire to be a fraternity's pledge master and describes his dream of being a matchmaker for people with STDs.
06/21/2013
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S3 • E1
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Chris Distefano

Chris Distefano covers everything from his recent breakup to gentrification in New York City to his father's unusual accent.
06/06/2014
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S3 • E2
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Michael Che

Michael Che discusses hospitable racists, paying taxes and how sex gets better with age.
06/06/2014
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S3 • E4
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Adam Newman

Adam Newman tackles tough topics like being a basketball fan in New York, going to school in the South and his love for children's songs about diarrhea.
06/13/2014
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S3 • E5
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Chris Gethard

Chris Gethard reveals the story behind one of his tattoos, describes falling off the wagon at Bonnaroo and explains why he hates public displays of affection.
06/20/2014
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S3 • E8
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Yannis Pappas

Yannis Pappas touches on his recent breakup, moving to Miami and how we've all become addicted to our cell phones.
06/27/2014
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S3 • E6
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Ron Funches

Ron Funches discusses everything from his weird relationship to his parents to the reason he hates drug tests to the proper way to shame a pet.
06/20/2014
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S3 • E9
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Damien Lemon

Damien Lemon talks about his hatred of destination weddings, failed novelists writing Yelp reviews and his dream of having sex with a hand dryer.
07/11/2014
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S3 • E10
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Rachel Feinstein

Rachel Feinstein discusses her postcoital behavior, her embarrassing mother and her mortal fear of marrying a theater teacher named Richard.
07/11/2014
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S3 • E11
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Mark Normand

Mark Normand discusses women's pictures on Facebook, lazy racism and hanging out at gay bars.
07/18/2014
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S3 • E12
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Joe Wengert

Joe Wengert describes his terrible public interactions, the trouble with catchy songs and a new game that he invented to make life easier.
07/18/2014
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S3 • E13
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Kurt Braunohler

Kurt Braunohler talks about his unmitigated hatred of biscotti, the airport security strategies he uses and the unfortunate way that he discovered masturbation.
07/25/2014
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S3 • E14
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Joe Zimmerman

Joe Zimmerman discusses selling out free shows, his battles with hypochondria and President Andrew Jackson's prolific dueling career.
07/25/2014
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S4 • E1
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Liza Treyger

Liza Treyger talks about her future as a party animal, the dangerous side effects of weird penises and how difficult it is for her to get laid because of her standards.
08/22/2015
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S4 • E2
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Hampton Yount

Hampton Yount explains why he thinks that the Olympics are racist, reveals how to deal with conspiracy theorists and describes why he can't wait to get divorced.
08/22/2015
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S4 • E4
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Barry Rothbart

Barry Rothbart describes home life with his girlfriend and the ill effects of his disgusting diet.
09/05/2015
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S4 • E5
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Brooks Wheelan

Brooks Wheelan imagines what would happen if he panicked onstage, explains how he learned about the Internet and tells the story of a prank gone painfully awry.
09/19/2015
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S4 • E7
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Randy Liedtke

Randy Liedtke takes a phone call, plays a voicemail, wonders how soon is too soon to eat pizza after someone dies and talks about his girlfriend, who may or may not be real.
10/10/2015
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