Cop Con

  • Season 1, Ep 7
  • 11/11/2015

When the entire police force heads out of town to attend Cop-Con, Dazzle and Pizzaz fall back into old habits while Rad tries to start a convention of his own.

[Vex on P.A.]Stereo Campari's 700 Corrupt Cops

will begin momentarily.

But first, here's the rockabillymusic stylings

of Buster Brown'sMidnight Moonshine

and The Texas"Hold 'Em" Boys!

[cheers and applause]

♪ Well

♪ We're gonna copthis town down tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna cop this towndown tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna copthis town down tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna cop this town,make it feel all right ♪

♪ Cop, Cop, Coppity Cop

♪ We're gonna Copthis town tonight! ♪

♪ Oh oh whoo

[off-key]♪

Guitar!

Play those chords!

Never again.

♪ Yeah, when I say cop,you say cop ♪

- ♪ Cop - ♪ Cop!

- ♪ Cop - ♪ Cop

♪ Yeah, when I say cop,you say cop ♪

- ♪ Cop - ♪ Cop!

- ♪ Cop - ♪ Cop

♪ Cop to your left,cop to your right ♪

♪ Cop all the way,cop all night ♪

♪ Cop, cop, coppity cop

♪ We're gonna cop thistown tonight ♪

[cheers and applause]

Thank you.Thanks, everybody.

Welcome to Arrestaurant.

May I take your statement?

What are today's specials?

Death-penaltini,copghetti and meat-bullets,

and vice cream withboys-in-blueberry sauce.

You know what, I'll just havethe hamcuffs and eggs...

Aided and abetted by...

Hmm. What arethe side choices?

Badge potatoes,mozzarella batons,

SWAT and sour chicken,SWAT potato fries,

SWAT corn soup,SWAT corn bread.

Great. One of eachfor the table.

I'll just havean A.P.B. and Jail-y.

What's the B.L.T.F.C.?

Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatofor Cops.

I guess I'll have that.

Let me confiscateyour menus.

I'm worried aboutthe Stereo Campari panel today.

He seems to havea lot of enemies.

Someone should letthat kid know

that snitchesget stitches.

Stereo Campariisn't a snitch.

He's a better manthan you'll ever be.

Where is this love for StereoCampari coming from?

And why is it making meso suddenly jealous?

I'm attracted to his moral fiberand self-control,

of which you have none.

We're out of hamcuffsand eggs.

Well, that's too bad.

What are some ofthe other menu items

that you haven't saidout loud yet?

Uh, arriagnment vealwith Miranda rice,

prisonstroni soup,bail-oney on an onion pa-role,

chocolate chips rookies,D.U.I. pie.

Okay, okay,one of all of those.

How dare you say I haveno self-control!

Should we continue this heateddiscussion back in our room?

Yes. Yes we should.

(woman)The gentlest foreplayis waiting for you.

Just enter the code.

"Bra-clad nursesbare their cleavage

in a semi-clothed rubdown."

Oh! That's hot stuff.[door closes]

Rad, get out!Go down to Cop-Con and have fun.

I am having fun!Cop-Con sucks.

This is my time.This is Rad-Con.

Rad-Con! Great idea!

You should take Rad-Condown to Cop-Con

and get everybody elseon board.

You think Rad-Conis a good idea?

Great idea.But downstairs.

With the others.Go.

Rad-Con?

A great idea?

[moaning,bed springs creaking]

Hey, no fair! How comethey get to jump on the bed?

Our communitywas really hurt, man.

But now we standbrother to brother

in, like, a spirit of hope!

♪ In a copless world

[jazzy organ]

♪ We all are free

♪ To turn U-R-T

♪ Into O-P-E!

♪ Leaving the H intact

♪ Take out the A-R-M

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ And put in the E-L-P

♪ Leaving the H

♪ Leaving the H

♪ Leaving the H once again

♪ Everybody

♪ Leaving the H once again

♪ Leaving the Honce again ♪

♪ Leaving the H once again

♪ Everybody

♪ Leaving the H once again

♪ Everybody

♪ Leaving the H once again

♪ Everybody

We just might havean I-T

on our A-N-D-S.

Leaving the Honce again.

(Vex)We're moments awayfrom the announcement