In this episode, Matthew McConaughey is named People magazine's "Hottest Bachelor." It's his biggest honor since being named High Times magazine's "Highest Bachelor." Then, 68% of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans. Plus, country music star Toby Keith returns to the show. Let's see if he's as good as he once was. I had a great Father's Day with all my kids -- that I know of. This is The Colbert Report.