In this episode, Pope Benedict reinstates a Holocaust-denying bishop. Frankly, I'm skeptical of the evidence that he actually reinstated him. Then, I award myself the award for not winning awards, the coveted Losie. And Steve Martin is here. So what if he's hosted "SNL" 15 times? I've hosted my show 509 times. Here's a brainteaser for you: your brain is ugly. This is The Colbert Report.