A Fishful of Dollars

  • Season 1, Ep 6
  • 01/03/2008

Fry becomes a billionaire and buys the world's last can of anchovies.

MAYBE MY ACCOUNT'S STILL OPEN.

HMM... WE DON'T SEEMTO HAVE YOUR RETINA SCAN

YOUR FINGERPRINT OR YOURCOLONIC MAP ON FILE.

YEAH, WELL, I DID OPENTHE ACCOUNT

OVER A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.

WHAT ABOUT MY A.T.M. CARD?

DO YOU STILL REMEMBERYOUR PIN NUMBER?

SURE-- THE PRICE OFA CHEESE PIZZA AND A LARGE SODA

BACK WHEREI USED TO WORK--

PANUCCI'S PIZZA.

OKAY... YOU HAD A BALANCEOF 93 CENTS.

ALL RIGHT.

AND AT AN AVERAGE OF 2 1/4PERCENT INTEREST

OVER A PERIOD OF 1,000 YEARS

THAT COMES TO...

$4.3 BILLION.

( hyperventilating )

( gurgling )

( body hits floor )

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAHOW HE GOT SO CRAZY?

UH, WHAT?

OH, THEY SAY MADNESSRUNS IN OUR FAMILY.

SOME EVEN CALL ME MAD.

AND WHY?

BECAUSE I DARED TO DREAM OFMY OWN RACE OF ATOMIC MONSTERS--

ATOMIC SUPERMEN WITHOCTAGONAL-SHAPED BODIES

THAT SUCK BLOODOUT OF YOU...

Fry:LEELA, BENDER!

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

YOU DID?WHAT HAPPENED?

I WAS ROBBED.

THEY GOT EVERYTHING,EXCEPT THESE.

WHO DID?

HELLO, FRY.

IT'S MOM.

I FELT TERRIBLE WHEN I HEARDABOUT YOUR MONEY TROUBLES

AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULDHELP OUT A SWEET YOUNG MAN

BY BUYING HIS ANCHOVIES.

SORRY, BUT THE ANCHOVIESAREN'T FOR SALE.

WHAT?! LISTEN,YOU LITTLE BASTARD

I CONTROLTHE ROBOT-OIL BUSINESS

AND I WON'T LET YOU RUIN ME.

HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?

YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUTTHAT CHECKBOOK AWAY

BECAUSE I'VE DISCOVEREDSOMETHING EVEN MORE IMPORTANT--

MY FRIENDS, AND THEY AREN'TWORTH EVEN A PENNY TO ME.

THAT'S WHY THESE ANCHOVIESARE GOING ON A PIZZA--

SO I CAN SHARE THE FOOD I LOVEWITH THE PEOPLE I LIKE.

HOLY HELL! YOU'REGOING TO EAT THEM?!

OH! WELL, JUST MAKE SUREYOU EAT THEM ALL.

YOU'RE A GROWING BOY.

TOODLE-OO!

DUMB ASS.

WHAT A NICE LADY.

OKAY, MY FRIENDS,GET READY

FOR THE MOSTDELICIOUSEXTINCT ANIMAL

YOU'VE EVER TASTED.

I DON'T KNOW.

I'VE HAD COW.

( all retching )

GROSS!

ICK!

MM.

EH, NO ONE LIKESTHEM AT FIRST

BUT THEY'LL GROW ON YOU.

( sniffing ):THAT STENCH...

THAT HEAVENLY STENCH.

( slurping )