Fry quits his job and becomes a police officer assigned to the Future Crimes Division.
Hello. I'd like to enrollin Police Academy.
You think you canjust waltz in here
with no pants and become a cop?
That's the plan.I like you, kid.
I got no pants on, either.
I can see that. You'requite a bit taller than me.
Welcome toPolice Academy.
Hi, I'm Fry.
I'm a Sound Effects 5000.
(machine gun firing,explosion noises)
(helicopter blades rotating)
Weep, wop, beep!
Wow. That would be impressiveif you were a human.
On your feet forChief O'Manahan.
At ease, cadets.
I'll make this short and sweet,
'cause I'm PMSinglike a lumberjack.
Police Academyis not for everybody.
You're gonna getyour boob scuffed.
But if you've gotthe vulva to stick it out,
I'll be proudto call you ladies policemen.
Sir! Yes, ma'am!
(engine roaring,tires squealing)
(woman screams, gunfire,siren wailing)
Yeah. That's great.
Now, can you actuallyturn on the ignition?
I don't have any hands.
Well, it's thattime of the month.
So grow a pair and put themtogether for our new officers!
Hooray for the pigs!
Graduates, you are herebyofficially cops.
Now move it along,nothing to see here.
Hooray! Free sky sticks!
Whoa. 15 miles overthe speed of light.
That's a violation of the lawof Lorentz's invariants, baby.
Light 'em up.
(siren wails, engines rev)
Look out for thatparticular individual!
An electric wall, eh?
I can't see the harmin peeing on that.
Whoa! Where'd my man learn that?
Sunny D commercial.
Let's refract this sucker.
(six overlapping screams)
DNA and career chip, please.
EARL:Erwin Schrodinger, huh?
What's in the box,Schrodinger?
Um... a cat, some poison,and a cesium atom.
The cat: is italive or dead?
Alive or dead?
Answer him, fool.
It's a superpositionof both states
until you open it andcollapse the wave function.
There's alsoa lot of drugs in there.