The Comeback

  • Season 2, Ep 2
  • 09/11/2013

Malloy follows his dream of directing an adult film after he and the rangers learn of Woody's pornographic past. Steve educates Denzel on the Brickleberry ghost.

THE WORLD WAS AT MY FEET.

I EVEN INVENTEDMY OWN SIGNATURE MOVE--

THE REX ROCKET!

[grunts]

- OH, MY GOD!THAT WAS AMAZING!

- I HAD LEGIONS OF FANSWHO ADORED ME.

- COULD YOU MAKE IT OUTTO DUKE?

YOU'RE MY HERO, REX.

I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUWHEN I GROW UP.

- WHAT ARE YOU, SEVEN?- I'M ONLY SIX.

- SIX INCHES?NOT ENOUGH CABLE, SON.

YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ITIN PORN.

STAY IN SCHOOL.- OHH.

- OH, I WAS ON TOPOF THE WORLD,

BUT I FLEW TOO CLOSETO THE SUN.

[snorts]I BURNED OUT.

COULDN'T DO WHAT I, UH,NEEDED TO DO.

OH, BOY.

I'M--I'M REALLY EMBARRASSEDABOUT THIS, FOLKS.

WELL, ONE MINUTE.OH, BROTHER.

I'M THINKING OF EVERYTHING.SORRY, GUYS.

I KNOW THIS SEEMSUNPROFESSIONAL,

BUT MAYBE YOU GUYSCAN HIT CRAFT SERVICE.

OH, OH,STARTING TO GET A TINGLE.

NO! SHIT! IT'S GONE!COME ON, COME ON!

MY PRESENCE IN PORN FILMS

WAS REDUCED TO NON-SEXUALCHARACTER ROLES,

LIKE THE POOL BOY'S BOSS

AND ONE OF THE STUDENTS NOT KEPT AFTER CLASS.

IT FLUNG ME INTOA DEEP DEPRESSION.

[crying]

[lid pops]

[crying]

[snorts]

HUH?

WHAT ARE ALL YOU PEOPLEDOING IN MY BATHROOM?

[thud]

FORTUNATELY, UNCLE SAMSTRAIGHTENED ME OUT.