Professors Farnsworth and Wernstrom explore the Anomaly as Bender pledges a secret order.
(sniffs and clank)
Everyone to the calamitorium!
Leela, smell this.
Can I wipe it off first?
No time, woman!No time!
Smells like angel dust.
That's a discontinuouselectromagnetic field.
Oh, Wernstrom tried to warn me,but I was too damn stubborn!
Hermes, get Wernstromon the line so I can apologize.
(touch tones sounding)
Ogden Wernstrom speaking.
Tell himI'm not here!
Oh, very well.
Wernstrom, I've beena vainglorious fool!
If you can find itin your heart to forgive me--
your tiny little heart--
would you considera scientific collaboration?
Sir, I'd be honored.
As I attempted to warn you,
the lawsof electromagnetism
change abruptly at the anomaly.
Play time is fun time.
Not this time.
(explosion, glass breaking)
If only I'd heeded your warning,
I'd have known it was impossibleto cross the barrier!
Ah, but note what happenswhen I instead
throw this laboratory koala.
PROFESSOR:It passed through unharmed.
So living beings can enterthe other universe,
but electrical devices can't?
My hypothesis exactly.
Then we must mount a secondexpedition without delay.
Right after we blow upmore robots.Agreed.
(multiple screams and pops)
Almost fooled you there.
(submarine alarm sounds)
SMOOTH WARNING VOICE:Missile jam.
I heard you the firsttime, Francine.
Kif, climb down thereand unjam it, would you?
Be a dear.
And stop sighing so much.
Tell us, Bender.
Are you worthyof membership in the League?
(mimics Yogi Bear):Worthier thanthe av-er-age robot.
Then prove it!
Upon each step is a test.
Okay, but if it's culturallybiased, I'm suing your ass.
Test number one:the test of the beer mug!
Quite right, quite so.
ALL (chanting):Drink the mug! Drink the mug!
I accept your challenge.
The test of the flagon!
(chanting):Drink the flagon!Drink the flagon!
Uh, are all the testsgoing to involve drinking?
It never occurredto me before, but... yes.
Whoo! Just like med school!
Ready yet, Kif?
Just give me one more...
The test of the infinitelypriceless
Presenting our newest member.
Hot diggity daffodil!
And so, to everyone
and everything I've ever known,
I say my last good-bye.
So, um, how are you, Fry?
Pretty good. You?
Well, um, oh...
Kif, get over here.
You've got to try this!