Earthquake marvels at world wonders like the blind pimp, Alabama's staggering summer heat, and the fact the people actually survive marriage.
MTV Cribs-level wealth eludes Bill Burr, but he doesn't sweat it. Burr wants Bill Gates wealth, where you've got cash but dress like a shoe salesman.
Gabriel Iglesias isn't fat, just fluffy. Fluffiness has its drawbacks, though. A fluffy man in a hospital gown looks alarmingly like Shrek.