In this episode, the president wants to appoint a war czar. It's a two-year position, though it could be extended indefinitely. Then, I send my building manager Tad to an eagle festival. No wonder I can't get a light bulb changed. And evangelical leader Richard Land talks to me about the importance of religion in public life. I'll do a lot of nodding in agreement. Welcome to the monkey house. This is The Colbert Report.