That Darn Katz!

  • Season 6, Ep 8
  • 08/05/2010

Earth is invaded by a race of intelligent cats.

It's okay, Amy.

I don't havea fancy degree either,

but today I'm a prominent boyin the package delivery field.

(door opens)

Now that I am a fulland equal member of the crew,

I pledge my loyalty,my perspicacity,

and dare I say it,my friendship.

Leela, muzzlethat skunk.

We can't stop a meeting forsome cute, fuzzy, little...

(gasps)Hey, look, a kitty cat.

(purring)You again?


Get away,you mangy ball of histamines.

You leave kitty cat alone.

(all cooing over kitty)

People, please, I'mtrying to run a business,

so I get to hold kitty.

No, me.


Aw, its anus lookslike an asterisk.

Captain Fuzzy Toes

reporting for duty--I mean, cutie.


My best friend diedin that uniform.

I hate that cat!

If I had a spray bottle,

I'd give him such a spritzing.

I'll tell you one thing--

nothing acts that cutewithout some ulterior motive.

(cute whimpering)

Aw, you wantyour dipey changed?

(cute whimpering)

We'll have to watchits every move.

Powder, please.

(trap closes)

Here's my new theory:that is one adorable cat.

I guess I was just jealous.

(sniffs) I do missbeing Leela's shnookums.

I'm going to apologizeand hope for a pity pet.

(both gasp)Yes, my lord.

Amy and Nibbler area "tewwible thweat."

They must be spayed andneutered, "wespectivewy."


(door creaking)

(both gasp)

AMY: They actually builtthe planetary ratchet

from my thesis!

(grunting and groaning)



What the...?(gasps)

(in Katz' voice): Well, lookwhat the me dragged in.

You can talk!

You can talk?

How ironic!

Two hyper-intelligent beings

both pretending to besimple house pets.

Say, do you know Obliteron?

He pretendsto be a hamster, but...

Yeah, that's really great.

Could you please tell uswhat's going on?!

What? Oh, right.

You see, my associatesand I are from the ninth planet

of the star you call Thuban.

Long ago, life there was ideal.

The sun provided plenty of warm, dozy light.

The Chicken-Salmon roamed free.


Yet disaster loomed.

Our planet's rotation was gradually slowing.

At first, it seemed beneficial.

Long dark nights for sleeping,

long sunny days for sleeping.

But then, it got too hot.


And too cold.

(purring, shuddering)

Our top scientists went to work.

At last, they located a planet with the necessary orientation

and magnetic field to harness its rotational energy.



Although we call itBlue-Blue Shiny Ball.