After working coat check for a charity event, Abbi goes on a mission to get Kelly Ripa's coat back to her and Ilana develops a sexual relationship with her doppelganger.
Um, I thinkI have your coat.
You're not herefor the orgy?
Can I help you?
Hi, uh, I think youleft your coat
at the charity eventlast night.
No, that's my ex's.He moved out last week.
That's whyI'm having an orgy.
I just felt so restricted inthis relationship, you know?
We've beentogether how long?
I still never sawhis nipples.
How does that happen?I don't understand that.
(chuckling)Oh, sorry, I gotta diveback in there.
Do you think you could give mehis new address?
'Cause I needto return this coat.
It's really important.Fine.Fine.
But could you drop offsome stuff he left here?
I'm not leavingany time soon.
Forgot his Civil War(bleep).
Oh-- There's a lot of people.Okay.(door slamming)
I only pay600 bucks a month.
Of course not!
I love pranks!
I can't believe we finisheda whole bottle already.
I've been meaning tocrack open a special batch.
Here you go.
Whoa,what is that?
♪ Break it downdon't stop ♪
♪ Break it downDon't stop, don't stop ♪♪
Oh, my God.
Stop.Stop, stop, stop, stop.
What's wrong?Too much teeth?
No, the bitingwas dope.
It's too weird.
What's too weird?Okay.
I wanna putthis delicately
'cause I don't wantto freak you out too much,
but it came to my attentionthat we look exactly alike.
I'm not blind,I mean,
isn't that why you approachedme in the first place?
I was drawnto your aura.
And your scent,you know.
And your curlsand your cheeks.
Of courseI'm drawn to myself.
I masturbatein the mirror!
That's what'sso hot about it.
It's like hooking upwith yourself.
I know, but--
I have sex with peopledifferent from me,
Different colors, differentshapes, different sizes.
People who arehotter, uglier.
More smart,not more smart.
I don't know--a Catholic person.
Nobody knows our bodiesthe way that we do.
Your G spot...
is right here.(gasping)
Too intense.Too intense.
Oh, my God.
I lost my vision.
Yeah,for a second.
I don't knowthough.
I don't know.
It's like,creepy to me.
That's lame,but yeah.
We should stillstay in touch
for organ donationor jury duty.
I don't smoke pot.
I gotta say, like,you're much wilder than I...