In this episode, we talk about the crisis in the Middle East -- no, not that one, the other one. No, not that other one, the other, other one. Then, Arizona has a proposal to enter every voter in a lottery for a million dollars. It replaces the prize they have now: jury duty. And author Lee Silver says that the future lies in bioengineering humans as well as the food we eat. Could the Fruit of the Loom guys become a reality? You're in for a real treat tonight -- if you are watching this show from an ice cream parlor. This is The Colbert Report.