In this episode, Senator Ted Stevens is convicted by a jury of his peers. Wow, they found 12 corrupt senators? Then, is Barack Obama a socialist? I'm not sure, but the fact that I'm asking seems mighty suspicious. Plus, I sit down with Native American author Sherman Alexie. Nobody bring up how we ole-stay their and-lay. The following was supposed to contain brief nudity. Thanks a lot, network. This is The Colbert Report.