In this episode, should Christianity be kept out of the military? No, Jesus isn't gay. Then, my quest to make an Olympic team. But first, who's got a clean pint of urine? And my guest, Ambassador Stephen Bosworth, is the U.S. envoy to North Korea. No one tell him I'm enriching uranium. Apple is about to introduce their new iTablet. You're going to want to buy two of them, iMoses. This is The Colbert Report.