October 19, 2015 - Operation GroupMe & Raury Performs "Fly"

  • 10/19/2015

Donald Trump spars with Jeb Bush over 9/11, Larry discusses Operation GroupMe with Raury, Mike Yard and Natasha Rothwell, and Raury performs a song from "All We Need."

WELCOME TO "THE NIGHTLY SHOW."

APPRECIATE IT.

SO KIND.

WAS THAT A REBEL YELL?

WHAT WAS THAT BACK THERE?

NOT SURE.

SUDDENLY IT'S 1865.

I'M LARRY WILMORE AND RAPPERRAURY IS JOINING US

TONIGHT AND HE'LL BE PERFORMING.

STICK AROUND FOR THAT.

FIRST OUR TOP STORY THERE'S A BIG FIGHT BETWEEN TOP GOP

CANDIDATES. THAT MEANS LET'S GETTHE LATEST

ON THE RACE TO DE-NEGROFY THEWHITE HOUSE.

I JUST LOVE THAT OPENER.

ALL RIGHT.

DONALD TRUMP NOT CONTENT WITHATTACKING JEB!

DECIDED TO GIVE JEB'S BROTHER A JAB!

.

>> WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT GEORGE BUSH SAY WHAT YOU WANT THE WORLD

TRADE CENTER CAME DOWN DURINGHIS TIME.

>> HOLD ON, YOU CAN'T BLAME GEORGE BUSH FOR THAT.

>> HE WAS PRESIDENT, OKAY.

>> TRUMP'S LENO IMPRESSION IS

COMING ALONG NICELY, RIGHT?

HE WAS PRESIDENT.

BUSH DID 911.

ALL RIGHT.

SO WHAT WAS JEB'S RESPONSE TO TRUMP'S ALLEGATIONS AGAINST

THE "W." >> MY BROTHER RESPONDED TO A

CRISIS AND HE UNITED THE COUNTRYAND ORGANIZED THE COUNTRY AND

KEPT US SAFE.

THE GREAT MAJORITY OF AMERICANS BELIEVE THAT.

>> Larry: UM, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

ALSO WHY ARE YOU SHAKING YOUR HEAD THE ENTIRE TIME YOU'RE

ANSWERING THE QUESTION?

RIGHT?

RIGHT?

I MEAN, IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOUR HEAD CAN'T CONTAIN THE

[BLEEP]YOUR MOUTH IS SPEWING.

I'M COMPLETELY QUALIFIED TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

AND MY CAMPAIGN IS ONLY GOING UPFROM HERE.

ALL RIGHT.

I'M NOT SAYING JEB BUSH DOESN'T BELIEVE WHAT HE'S SAYING, I'M

SAYING HIS BODY DOESN'T.

[LAUGHTER]>> THAT'S WHY HIS MOUTH CAN'T

HELP BUT STAMMER WHEN HE SAYS [BLEEP]

LIKE THIS.

>> DOES ANYONE BLAME MY BROTHER FOR THE ATTACKS ON 911?

>> >> Larry: NO, I WOULD NEVER

BLAME YOUR BROTHER FOR THE 911 ATTACKS, NO, NO, NO.

BUT CONTINUE YOUR POINT MR. EXCLAMATION.

>> THEY'RE TOTALLY MARGINALIZINGOUR SOCIETY.

IT'S WHAT HE DID AFTERWARD THAT MATTERS.

>> Larry: WHAT HE DID AFTERWARDSIS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

AFGHANISTAN, IRAQ, PATRIOTACT, GITMO, WATERBOARDING

HE BASICALLY CREATED THE FIRST FIVE SEASONS OF "24"

RIGHT?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]I GET IT HE'S YOUR BROTHER AND

YOU'RE TRYING TO DOWNPLAY THEBLAME HE SHOULD GET BECAUSE HE

WAS IN CHARGE DURING 9/11, EVENTHOUGH THERE WAS INTELLIGENCE

SAYING THAT BIN LADEN WASDETERMINED TO STRIKE, WE

SHOULD NOT HOLD HIM RESPONSIBLEFOR THAT TRAGEDY. JUST LIKE YOU

SHOULDN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLEFOR HIM BECOMING PRESIDENT

AFTER THAT SHADY RECOUNT THAT WENT DOWN IN FLORIDA WHERE YOUWERE IN CHARGE

BUT IDIGRESS.

DONALD TRUMP WENT SO FAR AS TO SUGGEST BY HIS IMMIGRATION

POLICIES HE WOULD HAVE PREVENTED911.

>> IF I WERE RUNNING THINGS, IDOUBT THE FAMILIES -- THOSE

PEOPLE WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE COUNTRY.

>> Larry: YEP.

TRUMP'S IMMIGRATION FORM IS ONE QUESTION.

IF YOU CHECK YES, YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN, BUSTER.

CAN I SAY SOMETHING, IT'S EASY TO SAY WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE

TO STOP 911 NOW, RIGHT?

IN FACT THE WHOLE LOOKING BACK IS THE LATEST EXAMPLE OF A

PHENOMENON I CALL HYPOTHETICAL HEROICS.

WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO TAKE CREDIT FOR HOW BRAVE THEY WOULD HAVE

BEEN.

YOU HEARD PEOPLE SAY THAT [BLEEP]

LIKE IN 2012 WHEN MARK WAHLBURG BRAGGED ABOUT WHAT HE WOULD HAVE

DONE HAD HE BEEN ON ONE OF THE 911 PLANES HE SAID IF I WAS ON

THE PLANE WITH MY KIDS IT WOULDN'T HAVE GONE DOWN LIKE

THAT THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT OF BLOOD ON THAT CABIN AND

THEN ME SAYING OK, WE'LL LANDSOMEWHERE SAFELY. DON'T WORRY.

OH, MARKEY, MARK, MARK.

YOU WOULD HAVE -- YOU COULDN'T EVEN STOP THE ENTOURAGE MOVIE

FROM HAPPENING.

IN FACT YOU COULDN'T STOP THE HAPPENING FROM HAPPENING.

RUNNING FROM THE WIND.

WHAT KIND OF [BLEEP]

IS THAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE IF I WAS THERE?

I WOULD HAVE WORN LIKE A WIND BREAKER.

STUPID.

OKAY.

NOW IN A MORE RECENT EXAMPLE OF HYPOTHETICAL HEROICS

BLACK DROOPY THE DOG BEN CARSONSAID THAT HE WOULD HAVE STOPPED

THE MASS SHOOTING INOREGON EARLIER THIS MONTH.

>> I WOULD NOT JUST STAND THERE AND LET HIM SHOOT ME.

I WOULD'VE SAID LET'S ATTACK HIMHE MAY SHOOT ME BUT HE CAN'T

GET US ALL

>> Larry: EVERYBODY ATTACKHIM. HE MAY ME BUT HE CAN'T GET

US ALL. BOO.

BUT BLACK DROOPY KNOWS HOW TO BEA BADASS IN THE FACE OF DANGER

BUT BLACK DROOPY KNOWS HOW TO BEA BADASS IN THE FACE OF DANGER

>> I HAVE HAD A GUN HELD ON ME WHEN I WAS IN A POPEYE'S

ORGANIZATION. A GUY COMES UP, PUTS THE GUN TO MY RIBS AND I

SAID I BELIEVE YOU WANT THE GUYBEHIND THE COUNTER

>> Larry: I BELIEVE THAT YOU WANT THE GUY BEHIND THE COUNTER.

WOULD YOU BELIEVE I'M THE HEROOF THE STORY?

YOU'RE IDEA OF HEROISM IS TO GOSHRIEK, "GO KILL THAT GUY.

" ACCORDING TO BEN CARSON, STARWARS IS THE STORY OF THAT

SWASHBUCKLING HERO C3PO. OK LOOKTRAGEDY AND TRIUMPH WILL HAPPEN

IN EVERY PRESIDENCY AND IFYOU'RE IN THAT SEAT YOU'LL GET

BLAMED FOR STUFF THAT WASN'TYOUR FAULT AND CREDITED FOR

STUFF YOU DIDN'T DO. SO IF THEY'LL BLAME OBAMA FOR BENGHAZI

YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THE FACT THATGEORGE W. BUSH IS TO BLAME FOR

9/11. THAT'S HOW BLAME WORKS

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT IS IF YOU'RE IN THAT SEAT YOU GET

BLAMED. I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE

THERE'S AN INTERVIEW ON THE NFL NETWORK THAT TOOK PLACE IN THE

LONG TERM AND HEADING TO THE SHOWERS AND IN THE BACKGROUND

THERE WERE LIKE BUTTS AND DONGS FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE.

BUTTS AND DONGS.

DO I BLAME THE NFL NETWORK?

NO.

I BLAME OBAMA.

HE'S THE PRESIDENT.

HIS FAULT.

RIGHT?

IT'S NOT ONLY THE BUCK THATSTOPS WITH HIM IT'S ALSO THE

BUTTS AND DONGS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK. I'MHERE WITH MIKE YARD

WRITER, COMEDIAN NATASHA ROTHWELL AND HIS NEW ALBUM

"ALL WE NEED" WAS JUST RELEASED,RAPPER AND SINGER SONGWRITER

RAURY

AND YOU CAN JOIN OURCONVERSATION AT HOME ON TWITTER

USING THE HASHTAG #NIGHTLY.

>>> WE HEARD ABOUT AN APP CALLEDOPERATION GROUP ME AND THEY CAME

UNDER FIRE BECAUSE IT LETSSTORES IN GEORGETOWN SHARE

INFO ABOUT SUSPICIOUS PEOPLE AND 70% REPORTED WERE AFRICAN

AMERICAN AND ONLY 5% OF THOSEARRESTED FOR CRIMES WERE BLACK

MIKE, HOW COME BLACK PEOPLE ARESO SUSPICIOUS.

>> WE CAN'T HELP IT.

WE KEEP DOING SUSPICIOUS STUFF LIKE WAKING UP AND WALKING INTO

PEOPLE'S STORES.

HOW DARE WE.

>> HOW DARE WE.

>> HOW DARE WE TRY TO SHOP.

IT'S AMAZING TO ME.

>> I THINK IT'S HIGHLY UNFAIR BUT I HONESTLY THINK IT'S LIKE

ROOTS BACK TO ALL THE STORIES LIKE GOING BACK TO THE LION KING

WHERE SCAR FACE IS THE BLACK BAD GUY. IT'S THESE LITTLE THINGS

THAT SET THE INNUENDO THAT BLACKIS BAD

>> DOES IT SOUND LIKE A RACIST APP?

>> IT'S FULLY A TOTALLY -->> I DON'T THINK IT'S JUST A BAD

ATTEMPT TO PROTECT -- LIKE I'M ALL FOR --

>> SHOP OWNERS TRYING TO PROTECTYOUR BUSINESS.

>> YOU HAVE A BUSINESS AND YOU WANT TO PROTECT AGAINST THEFT.

THEY'RE JUST DOING IT WRONG.

THEY NEED TO DO IT LIKE THE STORES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

OKAY.

NOW, WHAT THEY WOULD DO IF -- >> YOU GET SHOT?

>> NO, PROBABLY WORSE.

IF THEY CAUGHT SOMEBODY SHOPLIFTING THEY'D TAKE A

PICTURE OF YOU WITH THE [BLEEP] YOU STOLE AND PUT IT ON THE

STORE AND SO YOU WALKED IN YOU WOULD SAY OH, STEVE STOLE MEAT

AGAIN.>> YOU BECOME A MINI CELEBRITY?

>> YEAH YOU WOULD BECOME ASHOPLIFTING CELEBRITY!

>> EVERYBODY IN TOWN NEEDS TOKNOW YOU'RE A THIEF. I WOULDN'T

CALL THE APP RACIST BUT JUSTLIKE TRUMP'S LIKE -- IT'S JUST A

REFLECTION OF AMERICA AND HOWPEOPLE REALLY THINK.

IT'S A DEEPER PROBLEM THAN JUST THE APP.

>> THE APP'S AREN'T INHERENTLY BAD BUT IT WANTS TO DO GOOD.

>> IT CAN'T HELP ITSELF BUTBEING BAD.

>> IT CAN'T HELP IT.

>> IT'S A REFLECTION OF HOW SOMEPEOPLE IN AMERICA FEEL OR MAYBE

THE MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE THOSE APPS.

>> WHAT IF WE HAD AN APP.

WHAT IF BLACK PEOPLE HAD AN APP THAT TOLD US PLACES TO AVOID

BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE NEGROS THERE.

>> YOU MEAN LIKE AMERICA?

>> NOT EVERYWHERE.

>> THERE WOULD BE LIKE WE'RE UNDESIRABLE THERE SO WE CALL IT

CRACKER TRACKER.

>> Larry: HOLD ON.

>> OR CAUCASIAN INVASION.

>> Larry: I'M JUST SAYING IF YOU'RE GOING TO --

>> WHY DO YOU WANT TO AVOIDWHITE PEOPLE.

IT HELPS YOU AVOID RACIST WHITE PEOPLE SO YOU WOULD TYPE IN HEY

CRACKER TRACKER, IS IT COOL FOR ME TO SHOP AT --

[MULTIPLE CHATTER]>> LIKE, HEY, CRACKER TRACKER IS

IT COOL TO SHOP AT NORDSTROMAND IT WOULD BE

LIKE, NEGRO, PLEASE. YOU KNEW ITWASN'T COOL WHEN YOU WERE

WRITING THIS SENTENCE. PUT THESOCKS BACK.

>> I HAVE TO READ SOME OF THE --NOT TWEETS OR SOME OF THE I

GUESS MAYBE THEY ARE TWEETS OR TEXTS THEY SHARE.

HERE'S THE FIRST ONE.

IT SAYS AFRICANAMERICAN MALE 6'10", VERY

SUSPICIOUS, LOOKING EVERYWHERE>> IS HE LOOKING FOR ME?

>> WHAT'S HE LOOKING FOR, REALLY?

I'M INTERESTED.

>> I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE WHITE OR BLACK, TATTOOS ON YOUR NECK,

WHITE OR BLACK I'M SUSPICIOUS.

A NECK TATTOO IS SCARY.

>> NOT AT ALL.

IT'S THE PRETTY WOMAN PRINCIPLE.

WHERE IT'S JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T BE IN THE SAME STORE IF YOU

DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG THEREAND I FEEL LIKE THAT BLACK MAN

CAN'T WALK BECAUSE HE CAN'T GO BACK INTO THE STORE AND THEN

SAY, BIG MISTAKE, HUGE.

LIKE HE CAN'T SAY -- HE CAN'T DOTHAT.

>> Larry: THIS IS HILARIOUS.

SUSPICIOUS SHOPPERS IN STORE, THREE FEMALES, ONE MALE, STRONG

SMELL OF WEED.

ALL AFRICAN AMERICANS.

HELP, PLEASE.

"HELP, PLEASE." >> HOW MUCH DAMAGE CAN THEY BE

DOING IN THE STORE?

LIKE THE SUSPICION OF THEM SMELLING LIKE WEED BUT PEOPLE

ARE JUDGMENTAL.

IT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE TOTING AGUN.

>> Larry: IF IT WAS A CANDYSTOR I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY

THEY'D BE UPSET. IT'S A STRONGSMELL OF WEED.

THESE PEOPLE ARE GONNA LOOT MYCANDY STORE

>> Larry: THIS ONE'S COMPLETELY BIZARRE.

THESE ARE ACTUAL ONESMAKE THESE UP. SUSPICIOUS TRANNY

AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE AS FEMALE6'2", BROAD SHOULDERS.

EVERY WORD IS RACIST AND OFFENSIVE.

>> IT'S RACIST BUT THEY'RETRYING NOT TO BE. "AFRICAN

AMERICAN" IF YOU'RE GOING TO BERACIST, GO HARD OR GO HOME.

DON'T PUNK OUT ABOUT IT.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE RACIST, NO, DON'T TRY TO CLEAN IT UP.

DON'T PUNK OUT ON YOUR RACISM.

GO HARD OR GO HOME.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY RAURY.

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>> WELCOME BACK. I'M SO EXCITEDTO HAVE THIS GUY

BE OUR FIRST MUSICAL GUEST. HISALBUM "ALL WE NEED" IS AVAILABLE

NOW. AND HE'S HERE TO PERFORM"FLY." GIVE IT UP FOR RAURY.

[♪♪] I'M AFRAID I'LL DIE AND YOUCAN LOOK AT ME AND NEVER WONDER

WHY. BECAUSE I'M BROWN AND YOUNGAND MY

HAIR IT IS NAPPY. AND IF I SPENDA DAY OUTSIDE, JUST DOING NORMAL

THINGS INSIDE MY HOMETOWN AND BETHE WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME

I COULD BE DYING

IT'S THE HOLDER OF THE GUN, ITCOULD BE HIM OR HER

COULD BE BLACK OR WHITE ♪

♪ BUT WHEN THE DEED IS DONE IT'SDONE ♪

♪ WE HAVE A KILLER♪ AND IN THE RISING OF THE SUN

HOPE YOU REMEMBER ME WITHPOSITIVITY CAUSE THERE'S A

TARGET ON MY BACK. TIME'S ONLYWASTING

♪ AND YES I HOPE ONE DAYFLY

ABOVE THE THINGS THAT MAKEHUMANITY DIVIDE

♪ IF I HOPE ONE DAY WE'LL FLY ♪ I PRAY THE KIDS I HAVE SEE

BETTER DAYS THAN MINE ♪♪ I HOPE ONE DAY WE'LL FLY

AND FOR THE ONES THAT DIED, FORTHE ONES THAT DIED

♪ I HOPE YOU FLY♪ I HOPE YOU FLY

♪ I HOPE YOU FLY♪ I HOPE YOU FLY

I'M NOT A NUISANCE TO MANKINDAND EVEN IF I WAS I DON'T

DESERVE TO DIE BECAUSE A MANSHOULD KILL NO MAN

ON NO CONDITIONSO I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND

HOW TRIGGERS PULL AGAINST A MANWITH EMPTY HANDS

CAUSE WE CAN KILL THE INNOCENTYOU ARE A KILLER

I HOPE A GOD IS UP ABOVE I HEAR HIS VOICE SOMETIMES AND I

HAVE SEEN SOME SIGNSTHAT THE DEVIL WALKS THIS WORLD

JUST LOOK AROUND YOU ♪♪ IF YOU LOOK INTO YOUR PHONE

CHECK THE NEWS YOU TRUST ORCHECK YOUR TIMELINE

BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE LOSTCONTROL, WENT DOWN A SPIRAL

♪ AND YES I HOPE ONE DAY WE'LL FLY ABOVE THE THINGS THAT MAKE

HUMANITY DIVIDE ♪♪ YES I HOPE ONE DAY WE'LL FLY

♪ I PRAY THE KIDS I HAVE SEEBETTER DAYS THAN MINE ♪

♪ I HOPE ONE DAY WE'LL FLY FOR THE ONES THAT DIED AND FOR THE

ONES THAT DIED ♪♪

♪ I HOPE WE FLY.

♪ I HOPE WE FLY

♪ I HOPE WE FLY ♪ I HOPE WE FLY

♪ I HOPE WE FLY ♪ I HOPE WE FLY

♪ LORD, SAVE THIS BURNING EARTHROTTING FROM THE INSIDE OUT

CORRUPTING THE JUGULAR OF THEINSIPID [BLEEP] OF HUMANITY

BREAKING AND DAMAGING EVERYTHINGIN ITS WAY IT'S CHILD WILL BE

RAISED ON McDONALD'S AND GASOLINE WATER.

EACH DAY NOW A MARTYR FORDOLLARS WE SLAUGHTER FOR PROFIT

OUR SONS NO KNOW FATHER

OZONE IS A WORD NO LONGER BROUGHT UP.

GOD BLESS THE SOUL THAT BELIEVES ALL WE NEED IS LOVE

TO SAVE THE THIS EARTH. I'VEBEEN CONVINCED IT'S ALL OVER

AS WE SLOW DANCE IN THE BURNING ROOM I CAN ONLY RELAX TO TURN UP

THE TUNE AND ADVISE THENAYSAYERS TO SAVE YOURSELF FIRST

IN THIS BURNING EARTH.[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]