Love's Labours Lost in Space

  • 04/13/1999

The crew encounters infamous space captain Zapp Brannigan.

ALL RIGHT, WE DON'THAVE MUCH TIME

TO COLLECTTHESE ANIMALS.

THE PLANET IS SUPPOSED TOCOLLAPSE IN APPROXIMATELY...

TWO HOURS AGO.

( muttering ):LOOKING FOR A SNAKE...LOOKING FOR A SNAKE...

( gasps )

( muffled talking )

( grunting )

( squeaking )

HELLO THERE.

( chittering )

HMM, HE DOESN'T SEEMTO BE ON THE CHECKLIST.

SO YOU'RE SAYINGWE CAN COOK HIM?

YEAH, BARBECUE.

I'LL WEAR MYHILARIOUS APRON.

NO.

I DON'T CARE HOW HILARIOUSYOUR APRON IS.

WE'RE NOT COOKING HIM.

AW.

I'LL CALL HIM NIBBLER.

AW.

I'LL FIRE UP THE GRILL.

I HOPE HE'LL BE OKAYIN THERE

WITH ALL THOSEBIG ANIMALS.

COME OVER HEREAND FEEL MY VELOUR BEDSPREAD.

I'M NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD.

LEELA, IT'S REAL VELOUR.

JUST LET YOURSELF GO.

( sighs )

CAN I PLEASE JUST GO BACKTO PRISON?

YOU'D RATHER SITIN PRISON

THAN SPEND ONE EVENINGWITH THE ZAPPER?

MUCH RATHER.

( sobbing )

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH, GOD, I'M PATHETIC.

SORRY.

JUST GO.

YOU WANT THE RESTOF THE CHAM-PAG-EN?

NO. AND IT'S PRONOUNCED"CHAMPAGNE."

OH, GOD, NO!

IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

I GET SO LONELY.

I JUST THOUGHT YOU,A FELLOW CAPTAIN,WOULD UNDERSTAND.

AW, FORGET IT.

YEAH, IT'S GREAT

ORDERING PEOPLE AROUND AND STUFF

BUT THROUGH IT ALL,YOU'RE COMPLETELY ALONE.

IT COMES WITH THE JOB.

I'M JUST SO LONELY!

( sobbing )

OH, COME ON. CHEER UP.

IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

YOU WANT TO TRY ESCAPING AGAIN?

NAH, I'M COMFY.

MAN, LEELA'S BEENGONE A LONG TIME.

I HOPE SHE'S AT LEASTMAKING PROGRESS

WITH ZAPP BRANNIGAN.

( screaming )

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