In this episode, scientists explore whether or not Jesus actually walked on water. They'll have plenty of time to think about it when they're walking on a lake of fire. Then Iranian religious scholar Reza Aslan tries to explain Iran's government to me without using the phrase, "woo loo loo loo loo." And 100 years ago tomorrow, San Francisco was destroyed by an earthquake, and the damn hippies have been doing it ever since. I've been yelling this in the mirror all week -- this is The Colbert Report.