Marry, Run, Party

  • Season 1, Ep 8
  • 04/24/2014

Forrest's marriage to a woman he just met complicates his life as the two of them go on the run from the law and throw a party at their communal living house.

WE MOVED INTO HER HOUSE,A MANSION THAT SHE SHARED

WITH SEVERAL FREE-SPIRITEDHOUSEMATES.

- TAYLOR AND SARAH, HI!- HELLO.

- TOBY.HE USED TO BE MY KID.

- THAT'S A CHILD--"USED TO BE"?- HI, GUYS. [laughs]

THIS IS THE SEX TRUCK.

- I'M SORRY, THIS ISTHE SEX TRUCK?

- DR. ERICSON!

- EVERYONE HERE SEEMEDTO HAVE SIGNED ON TO A LIFE

LIVED IN THE HERE AND NOW.

IT WAS IMMEDIATELY OBVIOUS TO METHAT THESE WERE MY PEOPLE.

[laughter]OH, MY.

- I GOT MARRIED![laughter]

- OH, YEAH.

- PRETTY BIG NEWS.- YEAH.

- MAZEL TOV, MAN.- I SMELL LENTILS.

- THERE WAS A FIRE IN YOUR ROOM.- FIRE?

- YOUR STUFF'S OUT IN THE YURT.- COOL.

- OH, STUFF'S OUT IN THE YURT.

GREAT.SURE.

LOOK AT THAT.- CAN YOU BELIEVE I FOUND

THIS STUFF ON THE STREET?- YES, I CAN.

[dog barking]

AS WE SETTLED INTO OUR NEW LIFE TOGETHER,

I WAS FILLED WITH A SENSEOF ANTICIPATION FOR THE FUTURE

I HADN'T FELT SINCE MY YOUTH.

- [sighs]

- OH, UM...

- [sighs]

- SWEETHEART?

- [snores]

AT THOSE POLICE OFFICERS.

THIS OUGHT TO GETTHEIR BLOOD BOILING.

NOW, THE IDEA OF COMMITTINGAN ACT AGAINST THE POLICE

IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.

[gunshot]

OOH![all screaming]

- ALL RIGHT, ANYBODY MOVEAND THIS COP DIES!

- NO!- LET'S GO.

- ELIZA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?- LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

GET IN THE CAR.- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- GET IN THE CAR!- WHAT HAPPENED?

- GET IN THE CAR!- WHERE ARE WE TAKING THIS MAN?

- WE'RE KIDNAPPING THIS GUY!

- NO!I WAS JUST GONNA THROW A BRICK!

[sirens approaching]- GET IN THERE!

- ALL RIGHT.- GET IN THE CAR!

- OKAY.- I SWEAR TO [bleep] GOD,

I WANT TO KILL YOU!

I WOULD LOVE TO KILL YOU!

GET IN, GET IN!- OH, GOD.

WHAT DO I DO WITH THE BRICK?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITHTHE BRICK--OH!

- GO!

DRIVE! DRIVE!- WE HAD A PLAN!

WE HAD A REALLY GOOD PLAN!

- NOBODY'S GONNA CHASE US IF YOUTHROW A BRICK THROUGH A WINDOW.

- OH, GOD.DON'T SHOOT US!

OH, GOD, OH, GOD, OH, GOD.- STOP OR I'LL SHOOT!

- SO FAR, BEING ON THE RUN ISA TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE.

DON'T DO IT!THIS IS HORRIBLE.

ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE WE DOING?

ALTHOUGH I WASAT FIRST CONCERNED

WITH HER ZEALOUSNESS...

SWITCHING CARS.

ELIZA'S HELP IN EXECUTING THISREVIEW WAS PROVING INVALUABLE.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?- SETTING THIS CAR ON FIRE!

- THAT'S JUST SELTZER WATER.HEY, HEY, HEY!

- THEN HELP ME...- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

HE'S RUNNING AWAY!- DESTROY THE EVIDENCE.

- WHERE DID YOU GO?HEY!

WHERE DID YOU GO?

I DON'T KNOW.

DID YOU SEE WHERE HE WENT?

HEY, HEY, HEY!

- WHERE IS HE?- HE'S HERE, HE'S HERE.

HE'S HERE. HEY, STOP IT!- [shouting]

- GET BACK HERE!- I SWEAR TO GOD,

I WILL KILL YOU.- HEY, STOP IT!

- I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL KILL YOU!- STOP, STOP, JUST STOP.

CAN YOU PUT THE GUN DOWN PLEASE?- OKAY, YOU THINK THIS IS

THE FIRST TIME I'VE KIDNAPPEDA COP BEFORE?

- OKAY, NOPE--WHO ARE YOU?- I'M MRS. FORREST MACNEIL!

NOW GET IN THE CAR![bleep] AMATEURS!

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST GO.[engine revs]

YOU'RE IN NEUTRAL.

- OKAY.- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS,

SENDING THIS TAPE TO THE POLICEAND ASKING FOR A RANSOM?

- WHAT?WE DON'T WANT MONEY.

WE JUST WANT TO SEE WHATIT FEELS LIKE

TO BE ON THE RUN FROM THE COPS.

- LIKE A BONNIE AND CLYDEKIND OF THING?

- YOU THINK THIS IS A MOVIE?THIS IS REAL LIFE.

- BONNIE AND CLYDE WEREREAL PEOPLE, ACTUALLY.

- YES, BUT IT'S A MOVIE FIRST.

- NO, IT WAS REAL PEOPLE FIRST.- SHUT UP!

- FEELINGS OF INTENSE FEARAND PARANOIA

SEEMED TO BE CLOUDINGOUR JUDGMENT.

[water running]

- OKAY.- [sighs]

- OKAY, GREAT.NOW CHANGE CLOTHES.

- I--WHY--I-I DO NOT UNDERSTANDANY OF THIS,

TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.- SWEETIE,

THE COPS ARE GONNA BE LOOKINGFOR A GUY

THAT LOOKS LIKE IGOR DIDTHIS MORNING.

- RIGHT.IGOR?

- THAT'S HIS NAME.

- OKAY.- HELLO.

- AND PUT THE MOUSTACHE ON.

I'LL SEE YOU OUTSIDE.

IN MY NEW HOME WITHMY NEW FAMILY.

OH, I--EXCUSE ME.

CAN YOU PUT ON A PAIR OF PANTSFOR TONIGHT?

PUT ON A PAIR OF PANTS?

HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.- NOPE.

- HOW COULD I BE MORE CLEAR?

MY PRESENCE HAS ALWAYS BEENA LIVELY ADDITION

TO ANY SOCIAL GATHERING,BUT BEING

THE LIFE OF THE PARTYWAS DIFFERENT.

I'D HAVE TO BETHE FUNNEST PERSON IN THE ROOM,

AND I'D NEED SOME HELP FROMMY OFFICE STAFF.

IF AT ANY TIME TONIGHTYOU SEE ME FLOUNDERING--

LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOR WHAT TO SAY, OKAY?--

I NEED YOU TO VERY DISCREETLY

READ ONE OF THE QUESTIONSON THESE CARDS.

YOU WILL BE PROMPTING ME TOTELL SOME OF MY BEST ANECDOTES.

- MR. MACNEIL,YOU GOT A PACKAGE.

- OH, THIS HAS GOT TO BEMY NOVELTY ITEMS.

- OH.- YES, YES! [laughs]

THIS IS JUST A BOX FULL OF FUN.[laughs]

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS."THE BALD MEN'S COMB."

- BUT THERE'S NO--

OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO FUNNY.- YEAH.

THERE'S NO COMB IN THERE.- HEY.

both: HELLO.- OUT FIRST GUESTS!

- HEY.- [laughs] OH, MY GOODNESS.

EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.

IGOR, I GOT IT, I GOT IT,I GOT IT.

LET ME WELCOME OUR FIRST GUESTS.

WELCOME!HEY, I HOPE YOU'RE READY

TO GET YOUR PARTY ON![laughs]

OH.

UH--[clears throat].SO...

YOU KNOW, I MEAN, IT'SA TYPICAL PARTY IN MOST WAYS,

UH, THAT WE HAVE PLANNED.

- HAS ANYONE HERE EVER LEARNEDTO SMOKE THEIR OWN SALMON?

- I'M FINE.THANK YOU.

HOW ARE YOU?AS MORE PEOPLE ARRIVED,

I DID MY BEST TO MAKE MEANINGFULCONNECTIONS WITH EVERYONE.

REMEMBER, WE TALKED ABOUTTHE ARMY,

AND HOW YOU WERE NEVER IN IT,BUT ENJOY THE JACKET.

HOW ARE YOU?ARE YOU A COUPLE? [laughs]

ALL RIGHT, I CAN SENSE THATYOU'RE NOT

AND I MADE IT AWKWARD.

SHOULD WE SHAKE HANDS?

I'M DOING FINE.I'M DOING FINE.

ANY ENTERTAINER WILL TELL YOU,IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO BE

ALL THINGS TO ALL PEOPLE.

BUT THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS TO BETHE LIFE OF THE PARTY,

AND I WAS DETERMINED TO SUCCEED.MY FRIEND!

I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.[laughs]

LOOK AT THE LABEL.IT'S A BALD MAN'S COMB,

AND THE BOX IS EMPTY.

[claps][laughs]

SEAN, RIGHT?

- NO.- NO?

WHO WANTS SOME MILK?[laughs]

OH, LOOK AT THIS!

MILK COMES RIGHT OUT OFTHE BOOB.

- WHY WOULD I WANT MILKIN MY BEER?

- WHY WOULD YOU WANT MILKIN YOUR BEER?

YEAH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW,BUT IT'S FUNNY!

[laughs]AS THE EVENING PROGRESSED,

I ATTRACTED PLENTY OF ATTENTIONTO MYSELF.

BUT I ALSO ATTRACTEDCOMPETITORS,

AND THERE CAN ONLY BE ONELIFE OF THE PARTY.

HEY, WHOA, LOOK AT THIS GUY.OH, FANTASTIC.

OH, MY GOSH.OH, THAT'S--OH, SHOOT.

NO ONE COULD BE MORE FUNTHAN ME.

- WHOO-HOO!- AH!

- CAN I PLEASE TALK TO YOU GUYS?

HEY, GUYS.- HEY.

- WHAT YOU WERE JUST DOINGIN THERE

WAS BEING THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.

I'M TRYING TO BETHE LIFE OF THE PARTY.

JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE FORTHE REST OF THE NIGHT.

AND HE HAS TO GO.GET--GET HIM OUT OF--

GET HIM OUT.GET HIM OUT OF HERE, GO.

- OKAY.

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