In this episode, terrorist bombings in Jordan -- have women finally blown up the glass ceiling? Then, every middle-aged man goes through a country music phase. Tonight, you'll have to endure mine. Plus, former Senator Bob Kerrey is here to talk about Iraq and Vietnam, but not to compare them -- nuh uh. And hey, foreign newspapers, if you've got nothing to hide, why don't you write in English? I'm fully dilated and effaced, and I'm squeezing out a bouncing bundle of truth. This is The Colbert Report.