Laura and Sarah host dueling Holocaust memorials. Brian and Steve mistake a police officer for Jay, steal his gun and replace it with a banana.
Brian and Steve argue over whose turn it is to do laundry. Sarah realizes that the guys driving vans aren't creepy, but the vans are.
The story of "Breve," Steve's baby robot, gets narrated by Sarah, and Laura and Jay open up to each other about their risque sexual interests.
Jam band fans are convinced by Sarah that they other think they like the music because of drugs. Laura finds a way to cope with Officer Jay's "laughmares."
A magical dragon phone causes Brian and Steve to switch bodies. Sarah mistakenly diagnoses herself as retarded and tries to inspire people with her disability.