Corvelle, Sarfaty, Wilson, Chang

  • Season 7, Ep 710
  • 01/16/2004

Sean Corvelle sleeps all day, Eddie Sarfaty wonders if same-sex marriage will save America, Jane Edith Wilson's sister is a genius, and Eliot Chang shakes with sidewalk rage.

CITY.

I LOVE Y'ALL CITY, NEW YORK.

Y'ALL, MAN, I'M TELLING YOU.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE I

LIKE TO SEE LIKE, WHERE I'M

FROM, CALIFORNIA, THEY'VE GOT

A LOT OF GRASS AND TREES.

Y'ALL DON'T GOT THAT, BUT Y'ALL

GOT DOGS.

EVERYBODY GOT THEM.

Y'ALL GOT THE LITTLEST DOGS

I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE...

YAP, YAP, YAP.

WHAT'S THAT?

THAT'S MY DOG.

HER NAME IS PEPPER.

SHE WEIGHS THREE POUNDS

AND COST $2,000.

WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE NAMED HER

COCAINE.

THAT THE HELL WHAT YOU SHOULDA

NAMED HER.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU SHOULDA NAMED HER THAT.

I DON'T GET IT.

I'M DOING A LOT OF STUFF,

LIKE NOW, I WAS READING AND THEY

SAID THE SARS MAY HAVE COME FROM

THIS CAT IN CHINA THAT PEOPLE

CONSUME.

AND I'VE BEEN TO CHINA AND I'M

NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY,

BUT I HAVE BEEN TO CHINA

AND YOU CAN GO PLACES WHERE THEY

SERVE DOVE AND DOG AND BIRD.

AND I THINK ABOUT IT.

I'VE NEVER SEEN CHINESE

FOR WALKING DOG.

I'M JUST SAYING 'CAUSE YOU DON'T

WALK FOOD.

I'M JUST TELLING YOU.

YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN BLACK FOLK

WALKING CHICKENS, HAVE YOU?

YOU AIN'T SEEN THAT.

YOU AIN'T SEEN THAT.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

COME ON, TWO-PIECE, GET YOUR

BROTHER, BISCUIT.

IT'S TIME TO GO.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]