Extended - Thursday, October 15, 2015 - Uncensored

  • 10/15/2015

Big Jay Oakerson, Dan Soder and Morgan Murphy dissect the Democratic debate, list #CrapperBooks and watch clips of porn parodies in this uncensored, extended episode.

IT IS TIME TO SPOON OUT THE EYESFROM THE SKULL OF THE AMERICAN

ELECTORAL PROCESS AND GENTLYMAKE LOVE TO THE VOID THAT

REMAINS.

IT'S PANDERDOME!

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)I'M SURE YOU SAW IT, 'CAUSE YOU

LIKE KEEPING UP WITH THE WORLDAND SHIT, BUT THIS WEEK'S

DEMOCRATIC DEBATE WAS PRETTYTAME.

IT WAS BASICALLY THE KIDZ BOPVERSION OF THE REPUBLICAN

DEBATE.

BUT THINGS GOT A LITTLE HEATEDWHEN HOMELESS LARRY DAVID,

BERNIE SANDERS, CHIMED IN...

(LAUGHTER)...WITH HIS NOW LEGENDARY RANT

ON E-MAIL GATE.

FIRE THAT UP!

>> AND THAT IS THAT THE AMERICANPEOPLE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF

HEARING ABOUT YOUR DAMN E-MAILS!

>> THANK YOU.

ME, TOO. ME, TOO.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)>> HARDWICK: BY THE WAY, I THINK

IT SHOULD BE MADE CLEAR.

IT'S NOT THAT HE DOESN'T CAREABOUT THE E-MAIL SCANDAL.

HE'S JUST SICK OF EVERYONE GOINGON AND ON ABOUT E-MAIL.

"WHY CAN'T ANYONE WRITE LETTERSANYMORE?!"

(LAUGHTER)"WHY DOES MAIL HAVE TO BE

ELECTRONIC?"(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

"WOULD IT KILL YOU TO PICK UPTHE PHONE AND CALL YOUR FATHER

ONCE IN A WHILE SO HE CAN HEARYOUR VOICE?

WHAT DEBATE?

YOU'RE IN A DEBATE?

THIS IS A DEBATE?

WHERE AM I?"(LAUGHTER)

ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT HE MADE AGOOD POINT.

IT WAS FUN SEEING HIM ALL GETWORKED UP, TOO.

SO, COMEDIANS, AS BERNIESANDERS, PLEASE TELL US WHAT

ELSE AMERICA SHOULD BE SICK OF.

DAN.

>> "I'M SICK OF THIS TIN FOILNOT BLOCKING THE ALIENS FROM

CONTROLLING MY MOVEMENTS ANDTHOUGHTS."

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS.

(APPLAUSE)UH, JAY.

>> "WE'RE SICK OF NOT BEING ABLETO HEAR OUR OWN FARTS WHILE WE

STAND CONFUSED IN FRONT OF AMALL DIRECTORY."

>> HARDWICK: YES.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)FINALLY SOMEONE WHO WAS BRAVE

ENOUGH TO SAY IT OUT LOUD.

YOU'RE A HERO, JAY. POINTS.

MORGAN MURPHY.

>> "I'M SICK OF ALL THESE HOTCHICKS IN VIAGRA ADS.

IF I HAD A HOT CHICK, I WOULDN'TNEED VIAGRA! HEY!"

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

POINTS.

>> THAT'S A GOOD IMPRESSION.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

>> THAT'S A GOOD IMPRESSION.

>> I FELT LIKE I WAS SITTINGNEXT TO BERNIE SANDERS.

>> YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: I HAVE TO SAY, ONEOF THE CRAZIEST MOMENTS FROM THE

DEBATE... THIS...

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS,BUT THIS JUST SENT A CHILL DOWN

MY SPINE.

THIS IS, UH...

CANDIDATES WERE ASKED TO NAMETHE ENEMY THEY ARE MOST PROUD OF

MAKING IN POLITICS, AND HAUNTEDHANOI BAKED HAM JIM WEBB FIRED

THIS.

>> I'D HAVE TO SAY THE ENEMYSOLDIER THAT THREW THE GRENADE

THAT WOUNDED ME, BUT HE'S NOTAROUND RIGHT NOW TO TALK TO.

(LAUGHTER AND GROANING)>> JESUS. JESUS.

>> LIKE A KNIFE.

>> GOD KNOWS HE'S IN MY DREAMS.

>> HARDWICK: SURE IS.

>> EVERY NIGHT.

>> HARDWICK: "THE ONLY THINGTHAT WOULD BRING ME MORE SEXUAL

GRATIFICATION THAN WATCHING THELIFE SLOWLY DRAIN FROM ANOTHER

MAN'S EYES WOULD BE BECOMINGYOUR NEXT PRESIDENT."

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

SO, COMEDIANS, NOW THAT JIMMIECRACKMIND HAS ESTABLISHED THAT

HE'S A SUPER BADASS WHO HAS NOPROBLEM MURDERING PEOPLE, WHAT'S

HE GONNA SAY TO TOP HIMSELF ATTHE NEXT DEBATE?

(BELL DINGS)UH, JAY.

>> I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA SAYANYTHING.

HE'S GONNA LOAD ONE BULLET INTOA REVOLVER, SPIN IT, CLICK IT

THREE TIMES, SLAM IT DOWN.

"YOUR MOVE, ANDERSON COOPER."

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, YEAH.

POINTS. YUP.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

DAN.

>> "I CAME HERE TO DO TWOTHINGS-- CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND TALK

ABOUT THE GUYS I KILLED INVIETNAM, AND I'M ALL DONE

TALKING ABOUT THE GUYS I KILLEDIN VIETNAM."

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

POINTS.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)ALL RIGHT, MOVING ON.

MIKE HUCKABEE, WHO LOOKS LIKEHE'S STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE

TIM ALLEN-TO-SANTA CLAUSTRANSFORMATION MONTAGE...

(LAUGHTER)ABOUT 30% OR 40% OF THE WAY

THROUGH.

HE IS POLLING AT LESS THAN THREEPERCENT FOR THE GOP NOMINATION,

SO IN ONE OF MANY DESPERATEATTEMPTS FOR ATTENTION IN THE

AGE OF TRUMP, HE RELEASED THISVIDEO ON TWITTER.

>> WASHINGTON-- IT'S A STRIPCLUB.

THE POLITICAL CLASS DANCES FORTHE DONOR CLASS.

AND THE WORKING CLASS GETS STUCKWITH THE TAB.

>> GETS STUCK WITH THE TAB!

>> HARDWICK: I FEEL SO BAD THATPOOR STRIPPER WASN'T ABLE TO

SAVE ENOUGH FOR RETIREMENT.

(LAUGHTER)>> THE VOICE-OVER... THE

VOICE-OVER FROM THAT VIDEOSOUNDS LIKE VINCENT D'ONOFRIO

FROM MEN IN BLACK.

(LAUGHTER)(DEEP-VOICED GIBBERISH)

(LAUGHTER)(HARDWICK SPEAKING DEEP-VOICED

GIBBERISH)(APPLAUSE)

>> HARDWICK: I DIDN'T REALIZETHIS WAS A TOW-AWAY ZONE!

COMEDIANS, LET'S SAY WASHINGTONACTUALLY WAS A GENTLEMAN'S CLUB.

WHAT WOULD BE A STRIP CLUBDEEJAY INTRO FOR OUR

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES?

BIG JAY OAKERSON.

>> THOSE AREN'T VEINY SOCKTASSELS, GENTLEMEN, THOSE ARE

BERNIE SANDERS' NUTS, AND THEYARE OFF-LIMITS ON THE MAIN

STAGE.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(APPLAUSE)DAN SODER.

>> HE'S BORING ON THE MIKE, BUTA FREAK ON THE POLE!

KEEP IT GOING FOR QUIET ANDCRAZY JEB BUSH!

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

POINTS.

(APPLAUSE)HERE'S ONE BUSH THAT'S NOT

SHAVED!

(LAUGHTER)MORGAN MURPHY.

UH... THIS NEXT GUY IS THEFUCKING WORST-- GIVE IT UP FOR

DONALD TRUMP!

(LAUGHTER, WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)>> HARDWICK: THE ONLY STRIPPER

THAT'LL TRY TO FUCK YOU FIRST.

(LAUGHTER)THAT IS THE END OF PANDERDOME.

IT'S NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'SHASHTAG WARS.

(CHEERING, WHOOPING)GUYS, IT WAS RECENTLY THE

BIRTHDAY OF THOMAS CRAPPER, THEBRITISH PLUMBER WHO POPULARIZED

THE MODERN TOILET.

LET'S BE MATURE ABOUT THIS.

WITHOUT OLD TOMMY CRAPS, WEWOULD BE CRAPPIN' WILLY-NILLY IN

THE STREETS!

AND ALSO NOT CALLING IT"CRAPPING."

SO TO CELEBRATE THISFLUSH-TASTIC FELLOW, TONIGHT'S

HASHTAG IS: CRAPPERBOOKS.

CRAPPERBOOKS.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE: I KNOW WHYTHE AGED TURD STINKS, OR...

OR BROWN EGGS AND HAM.

(GROANING)UH, I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON

THE CLOCK, AND BEGIN.

DAN.

>> SHART OF DARKNESS.

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS.

BIG JAY OAKERSON.

>> THE DIARRHEA OF ANNE FRANK.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(CHEERING, WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)MORGAN M...

MORGAN.

>> UH, DAVID PLOPPERFIELD.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)DAN.

>> IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE A DOOKIE.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

JAY.

>> ONE FISH, TWO FISH, TWOGIRLS, ONE CUP.

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS.

YES.

WAS THAT, UH, THE CAT IN THESCAT?

(LAUGHTER)MORGAN.

>> HARRY POTTER AND THE PICTUREOF THE GIANT SHIT HE SENT TO RON

WEASLEY.

(LAUGHTER)(WHOOPING)

>> HARDWICK: DID HE SEND IT VIAOWL?

(LAUGHTER)IS AN OWL JUST DROPPING A PIECE

OF SHIT...

>> YEAH. THE OWL LOOKED AND ITWAS LIKE, "YOU TWO!"

>> HARDWICK: COME ON, YOU GUYS.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE IT, BUT I'MNOT A FAN OF THIS.

(LAUGHTER)DAN.

>> UH, TO KILL A MOCKINGTURD.

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS.

JAY.

>> MUCH A-DEUCE ABOUT NOTHING.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. PERFECT.

AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY THISAIN'T @MIDNIGHT: A XXX PARODY.

(CHEERING, WHOOPING)SINCE AS LONG AS THERE HAVE BEEN

MOVIES, THERE HAVE BEEN PORNKNOCKOFFS.

I'M PRETTY SURE THERE WAS A PORNPARODY OF THE SILENT FILM OF

THAT TRAIN CHARGING AT THESCREEN. UH...

(LAUGHTER)IT'S JUST A GUY FUCKIN' A

TRAIN.

BUT IN RECENT YEARS, INTERNETDISTRIBUTION HAS LED TO A

SPOOGE-LOAD'S WORTH OF ADULTVERSIONS OF LITERALLY

EVERYTHING.

SO, COMEDIANS, I WANT TO SHOWYOU A CLIP FROM A TRIPLE-X

PARODY, AND FOR 250 POINTS, YOUANSWER A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION.

FIRST UP--(LIKE SEINFELD): WHAT'S THE DEAL

WITH SEINFELD TRIPLE-X?

>> WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH DOUBLEPENETRATION?

I MEAN, I CAN'T EVEN GET THESINGLE PENETRATION THING DOWN,

LET ALONE DOUBLE.

>> IT'S NOT DOING IT FOR ME,GARY.

I CAN'T JERK OFF.

>> WHY DON'T YOU MIME YOURPOINT, KRAMMER?

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: WHAT IS AN EPISODE

STORYLINE FROM ADULT SEINFELD?

MORGAN MURPHY.

>> I THINK, UH, KRAMER COMESOVER TO EAT ALL OF JERRY'S

CEREAL OUT OF ELAINE'S BUTTHOLE.

(LAUGHTER)(WHOOPING)

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

NEXT ONE. NEXT ONE.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WASCHRIS PRATT'S BREAKOUT ROLE.

WHAT WOULD NARDIANS OF THEGALAXY MEAN FOR CHRIS SPLAT?

>> IT'S NAME IS GROIN.

IT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THEUNIVERSE'S LARGEST LIVING DILDO.

>> I AM GROIN.

>> WHAT IS HE SAYING?

>> FINALLY, PECKER QUILL, ALSOKNOWN AS STAR LOAD...

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: UGH.

FIRST OF ALL...

I MEAN, THEY NAILED THE EFFECTS.

I THOUGHT I WAS WATCHINGGUARDIANS FOR, LIKE...

30 SECONDS.

UH, MARVEL MOVIES ALWAYS HAVE APOST-CREDITS SCENE, SO WHAT'S

THE POST-CREDITS SCENE IN THISMOVIE?

DAN SODER.

>> THOR SHOWS BLACK WIDOW HISOTHER HAMMER.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT. POINTS.

UH...

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'D BEACCURATE-- I HEARD THOR LIKES TO

RIDE THE RAINBOW BRIDGE.

>> WHOA!

>> HARDWICK: UH, JAY OAKERSON.

>> ALL RIGHT, INTERIOR.

THE GUARDIANS SIT AWKWARDLY INTHEIR COKE DEALER'S APARTMENT,

ANXIOUSLY AWAITING FOR HIM TOFINISH PLAYING HIS BAND'S DEMO.

>> HARDWICK: OKAY, POINTS.

POINTS.

MOR-MORGAN MURPHY.

>> UH, ROCKET RACOON COMES OVERTO EAT CEREAL OUT OF GROOT'S

BUTTHOLE.

>> THAT YOU... YOU ALREADY.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

>> YES, YES.

>> HARDWICK: NEXT ONE, NEXT ONE.

THEY'VE MADE ALMOST 30 SEASONS,SO THE SIMPSONS PORN PARODY

MIGHT AS WELL BE AN ACTUALEPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS.

>> OOH. (GROWLS)>> IT REALLY BRINGS OUT THE

YELLOW IN MY SKIN AND THE BLUEIN MY HAIR.

>> YOU MIGHT SAY SHE'S PRIMEREAL ESTATE.

>> MMM, PRIME RIB ESTATE.

>> GREAT HOMER.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT...

>> WAS THAT SEINFELD?

>> HARDWICK: NO, IT'S NOTSEINFELD.

OKAY, I'M GONNA BE TOTALLYHONEST WITH YOU-- I WATCHED THIS

ONE.

IT IS REALLY DISTURBING.

FIRST OF ALL, UH...

NO, NO, NO, NO.

AS SOON AS HOMER AND MARGE STARTHAVING SEX, IT'S LIKE LISTENING

TO YOUR-YOUR AUNT AND UNCLE FUCKEACH OTHER, IT'S SO...

THE FIRST TIME SHE WAS LIKE,"OH, HOMIE" AND HE'S LIKE, "OH,

YEAH", YOU'RE LIKE, (STAMMERS).

DID YOU GUYS... ANY OF YOU GUYSSEE THIS?

>> NO, BUT WHY IS HE DOING PORN?

HE LOOKS LIKE AN IMPROV STUDENT.

>> I'M ON LEVEL 200.

>> HARDWICK: UH, WHO ARE SOME OFTHE RESIDENTS OF XXX

SPRINGFIELD?

MORGAN.

>> GAGGY SIMPSON.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

YEAH.

DAN.

>> OTTO THE BANG BUS DRIVER.

>> HARDWICK: YES, OH, HE TOTALLYWOULD BE!

HEY, I SEE YOU MIGHT NEED ARIDE.

>> ALL RIGHT!

MR. S., MR. S., ALL RIGHT!

>> HARDWICK: UH, POINTS TO DAN.

JAY.

>> UH, APU ON YOUR CHEST.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

THANK YOU, COME AGAIN.

UH, NEXT ONE, NEXT ONE.

REMEMBER EDWARD SCISSORHANDS?

CH... I'VE SEEN THIS ONE, TOO!

EDWARD PENISHANDS!

UH, WHICH, I'M ASSUMING, STARSJOHNNY DEEP.

CHECK THIS OUT.

>> SO EDWARD, HOW DO YOU LIKEYOUR FOOD?

>> GOOD.

>> DOES HE HAVE TO STAY WITH US?

HE'S DISGUSTING.

>> HARDWICK: SO...

(AUDIENCE GROANS, WHOOPS)YEAH.

NOW, I KNOW... I KNOW THE WAYIT'S BLURRED OUT IT LOOKS LIKE

HE WAS WOUNDED IN 'NAM, BUT...

IT'S ACTUALLY... IT'S JUST TWO,IT'S LIKE A DONG ON EACH HAND

AND HE CAN'T... SO HE'S-HE'STRYING TO EAT, BUT THEN HIS...

>> YEAH, WHAT IF HE GETSSOMETHING STUCK IN HIS TOOTH?

HE'S JUST KIND OF, LIKE...

YEAH, I BETTER GET UP IN THERE.

>> HARDWICK: THIS WAS FROM,LIKE, THE '90S, THIS WAS ONE OF

THE ORIGINAL PORN PAR...

>> DOES HE HAVE WRIST NUTS?

>> HARDWICK: HE DOES NOT HAVEWRIST NUTS.

>> I'M ASKING A QUESTION.

>> THEN WHERE ARE THE HANDEJACULATIONS COMING FROM?

>> HARDWICK: I DON'T KNOW, IDON'T KNOW, MAYBE...

>> HE'S GOT IT DEEP IN THEELBOW.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, I GUESS SO.

>> BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.

>> FOUR DAYS OF BATCH SAVED UPIN THESE 'BOWS.

>> HARDWICK: OR MAYBE HIS BALLSARE JUST WORKING TRIPLE DUTY.

I DON'T KNOW.

>> AFTER HE, UH, EJACULATESTHROUGH HIS HANDS, DO THEY JUST

GO SOFT? DO THEY...

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, THEY JUST...

YEAH.

>> GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE.

>> HARDWICK: GOOD N... I'M DONE.

>> GUYS, I'M DONE.

>> HARDWICK: I'M DONE.

OH... I DON'T KNOW, IT'S COMINGBACK.

>> THAT'S THE... YEAH.

OH.

THERE'S THE PULL.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

THIS JUST FEELS SOUNAPOLOGETICALLY MALE.

I WISH I HAD TWO DICKS TO JERKOFF MY EXISTING DICK.

UH, BUT THIS CAN'T BE THE ONLYTIM BURTON MOVIE THAT HAS A PORN

PARODY.

WHAT'S ANOTHER TIM BURTON PORNO?

UH, JAY.

>> SWEATY TODD: THE DEMON BOTTOMOF FLEET WEEK.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

THAT WAS VERY LAYERED, THAT WASWELL... VERY WELL PLAYED.

DAN SODER.

>> ANALJUICE.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

SAY IT TWO MORE TIMES.

>> ANALJUICE, ANALJUICE!

>> HARDWICK: AAH!

MORGAN MURPHY.

>> UH, THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE AIDSTEST.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

FINALLY-- ARE NOT EVENCHILDREN'S CARTOONS SACRED?

I MEAN, APPARENTLY NOT, BECAUSETHEY MADE...

SPONGEKNOB SQUARENUTS.

>> YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT,SPONEKNOB?

>> GIVE ME A SPONGE BABY, SANDY.

>> WELL, ALL RIGHTY, THEN.

LET'S GIT R DONE.

>> (GIGGLES)>> HARDWICK: GIT R DONE?

>> I WAS MORE... I WAS MOREUPSET THAN... OF THAT THAN THE

PORN PARODY.

>> HARDWICK: UH, THAT WAS, YEAH,THAT WAS MORE DISTURBING.

UH, DOES THIS MEANS SHE HASCRABBIES IN HER PATTY?

UH...

♪ DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK,DICK-DICK, DICK DICK

DICKELODEO... ♪(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)

COMEDIANS...

NO, UH, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

UH, COMEDIANS, WHAT'S A LINEFROM THE X-RATED SPONGEKNOB

THEME SONG?

JAY?

>> ♪ WHO... NEEDS A FIST IN HISASS JUST TO GET HARD?

SPONGEBOB SQUARENUTS. ♪>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

YEAH, POINTS.

MORGAN.

>> ♪ UH, WHO'S RUNNING OUT OFSTUFF TO JERK OFF TO?

YOU ARE. ♪>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

BEFORE THE BREAK, I SHOWED YOU AWEB SITE THAT RATES THE

POLITENESS OF YOUR E-MAILS, ANDI ASKED YOU TO USE IT TO CLEAN

UP SOME FAMOUSLY TASTELESSQUOTES.

JAY, HOW DID YOU TAKE THE EDGEOFF OF, "SANTA CLAUS IS A FAT

BITCH.

SANTA, FUCK YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE AHOE."

>> WELL, I'M JEWISH, SO I'M NOTA FAN OF SANTA, BUT I'M ALSO

FAT, SO I CAN'T REALLY THROWSTONES.

AND THE NICE THING ABOUT HOES ISTHEY'LL FUCK YOU NO MATTER HOW

FAT AND JEWISH YOU ARE.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.

AW, WELL, STILL RELATIVELYIMPOLITE SOMEHOW.

DAN, LET'S SEE HOW YOU MADE OUTWITH, "I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE

MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THISMOTHERFUCKING PLANE."

>> I DID, UH, "I HATE TO BE THISGUY, BUT IS THERE SOMETHING WE

COULD DO ABOUT ALL THE SNAKES ONTHIS PLANE?"

>> HARDWICK: OH, THAT'SRELATIVELY NEUTRAL.

YOU GOT 60 OUT OF 100.

>> I DON'T WANT TO BE PUSHY.

>> HARDWICK: MORGAN, YOURCHALLENGE WAS, "GIRLS WALKING

AROUND WITH THEIR SCALPSSMELLING LIKE GOAT ASS."

>> YEAH. UH, "GOATS WALKINGAROUND SMELLING LIKE GIRL ASS."

THAT'S NOT... THAT'S VERY...

THAT'S A COMPLIMENT.

>> HARDWICK: STILL RELATIVELYIMPOLITE, UNFORTUNATELY.

>> WELL...

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, IT'STIME FOR OUR NEXT GAME, NOM DE

PLUMAGE.

NOM DE PLUMAGE.

(MORGAN WHOOPING)HEY, GUYS, RECENTLY 211 NEW

SPECIES OF ANIMALS WEREDISCOVERED IN THE EASTERN

HIMALAYAS, INCLUDING THIS HORRORSHOW.

(GASPS)ANYWAY, THANKS TO SCIENTISTS, WE

KNOW THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY ASNUB-NOSED MONKEY AND NOT, UH,

SKELETOR IN A FUR COAT.

BUT NOT ALL ANIMALS ARE SO EASYTO IDENTIFY.

SO, COMEDIANS, I'M GONNA SHOWYOU A PHOTO OF AN ANIMAL, AND I

WANT YOU TO TELL ME ITS NAME.

FIRST ONE...

(BELL DINGS)DAN.

>> THE OLD DICK-TONGUED GERBIL.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

UH, NEXT ONE. NEXT ONE.

(BELL DINGS)>> OCTOCAT.

>> HARDWICK: YES, OCTOCAT.

POINTS.

UH, NEXT ONE.

(BELL DINGS)MORGAN.

>> THAT IS THE, UH, SHAVED JAYOAKERSON.

>> AW.

>> NO! NO!

NO POINTS FOR THAT.

THAT HURTS ME AS HIS FRIEND.

>> AW.

(AWWING)>> HARDWICK: POINTS. NEXT ONE.

(BELL DINGS)JAY.

>> THAT'S THE TWINS FROM THESHINING FERRETS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. YEP.

LAST ONE. LAST ONE.

(BELL DINGS)DAN.

>> THAT'S THE LLAMA DRESSED BYHIS MAMA.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

POINTS.