Bevins, Handler, MacArthur, Williams

  • Season 8, Ep 0809
  • 03/31/2005

[LAUGHTER]

MALA-BUSY IN A HIZZY FOR SHIZZY.

[LAUGHTER]

PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME, THEY SAY,

"WHERE DID YOU GET B-RAD FROM?"

WELL, THE CHARACTER OF B-RAD

CAME FROM THOSE WHITE KIDS THAT

THINK THEY'RE FROM THE GHETTO...

[LAUGHTER]

BUT THEY DON'T HAVE A GHETTO

TO CALL THEIR OWN.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

SO THEY USE THE MALL AS THEIR

GHETTO.

[LAUGHTER]

"HEY, FUUL...

[LAUGHTER]

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU,

I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR ASS

IN FRONT OF BABY GAP NO MO.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU TAKE YOUR ASS DOWN TO

'WICKS AND STICKS'".

[LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,

"HEY BABY, HEY BABY."

YOU EVER SEE A WHITE KID

TRY TO HIT ON A BLACK WOMAN?

"HEY, BABY.

HEY, I KNOW THEY SAY ONCE YOU

GO BLACK, YOU NEVER GO BACK.

BUT YOU SHOULD TRY WHITE,

THAT [BLEEP] DON'T BITE."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

I JUST GOT TO START OFF I LOVE

TO READ, I REALLY DO I UH,

I JUST FINISHED THIS BOOK ON

CLIMBING MOUNT EVEREST.

NOW I'M NO MOUNTAIN CLIMBER

BUT I SMOKE AND I LIVE ON THE

3rd FLOOR SO I CAN KINDA RELATE.

[LAUGHTER]

EVEREST'S A LOT LIKE LAUNDRY

DAY.

THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE.

LATELY I'VE BEEN READING A LOT

ABOUT THE WORLD YOU KNOW,

TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THE

HOT SPOTS.

KEEP UP WITH WHAT'S GOING ON

AND UH, I DON'T THINK IT'S

GONNA WORK OUT.

[LAUGHTER]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT COLOR THAT

IS ON THE CANDY LAND TERROR

THREAT CHART, MAYBE A FUSCIA?

I'M NOT SURE.

[LAUGHTER]

I DON'T GET A BETTER FEELING

WHEN I WATCH THE NEWS.

DO YOU?

I DON'T GET A FUZZY WARM

FEELING.

I WATCHED A STORY ABOUT A GUY,

PICKED UP A GUN, POINTED IT AT

SOMEBODY, PULLED THE TRIGGER,

KILLED THE PERSON SAID I DIDN'T

MEAN TO DO IT.

THE VERDICT, NOT GUILTY!

REALLY!

[LAUGHTER]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE ANCHOR

DOESN'T JUST LOOK AT THE CAMERA

ONCE IN A WHILE AND GO,

"YOU'RE NOT GONNA [BLEEP]

BELIEVE THIS [BLEEP]!"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

FOR LENT THIS YEAR I GAVE UP

HOPE 'CAUSE THAT WASN'T WORKING

OUT.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT I LIVE IN THE CITY NOW

WITH MY WIFE, SUCH A GREAT CITY.

I MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL

YOU'VE HEARD ONE HOMELESS GUY

TELL ANOTHER HOMELESS GUY,

"YOU NEED TO GET YOUR [BLEEP]

TOGETHER."

"OH, WHAT?

[LAUGHTER]

REALLY."

I'M AMAZED AT HOW PEOPLE TREAT

THE HOMELESS.

I WATCH 'EM WALK PASS LIKE,

"GET A JOB!"

LIKE THEY'RE EXPECTING THE

HOMELESS GUY TO, [GASPS]

"THAT'S WHAT I FORGOT!

OHHH!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT

ONE OF THE VOICES IN MY HEAD

WOULD HAVE REMINDED ME."

[LAUGH

IS THAT THE ANSWER REALLY?

KEEPING A JOB, THAT'S ALWAYS

BEEN MY TOUGH THING, KEEPING

A JOB.

[LAUGHTER]

I DO THE RIGHT THING FOR THE

WRONG REASONS.

THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

'CAUSE, YOU GOTTA KNOW YOU'RE

JOB, RIGHT?

THAT'S IMPORTANT, KNOW YOUR JOB.

THEN YOU GOT TO KNOW EVERYTHING

ABOUT YOUR JOB, THEN YOU GOT

TO KNOW EVERYBODY ELSE'S JOB

AROUND YOU.

BUT I DON'T DO IT SO I CAN BE

A BETTER EMPLOYEE, I DO IT SO

I CAN TELL PEOPLE, "HEY,

THAT'S NOT MY FREAKING JOB.

[LAUGHTER]

I DON'T DO THAT.

THAT'S BILL'S JOB.

TWO CUBICLES DOWN.

YOU TURNED RIGHT A LITTLE EARLY

NOW DIDN'T YA?"

SOME PEOPLE SAY THE HARDEST JOB

IS MARRIAGE.

AH, C'MON, MARRIAGE IS NOT

A JOB.

MARRIAGE IS A HOBBY.

DATING WHILE YOU'RE MARRIED,

THAT'S A JOB!

[LAUGHTER]

YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO WORK

THAT HARD.

I'M NOT LOOKIN' FOR THE

OVERTIME.

I LOVE MY WIFE.

I LOVE, MY WIFE IS ALWAYS

TRYING TO SHOW ME HOPE,

SHE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO SHOW ME

HOPE.

SHE TAKES ME PLACES I DON'T

WANT TO GO.

SHE TOOK ME TO THE HOOVER DAM.

I HAD NEVER BEEN THERE BECAUSE

WELL...

IT'S A DAM, YOU KNOW.

[LAUGHTER]

AND UH, WE'RE IN VEGAS AND

WHY ARE WE LEAVING THE STRIP?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND?

BUT SHE WAS RIGHT, IT'S AN

INCREDIBLE STRUCTURE BUILT

ON THE COLORADO RIVER,

THE STATE LINE OF NEVADA AND

ARIZONA SPLITS IT RIGHT DOWN

THE MIDDLE.

AT THAT THE TIME THAT IT WAS

BUILT, IT WAS THE GREATEST DAM

IN THE WORLD.

THE AMOUNT OF CONCRETE IN IT

IF YOU LAID IT OUT FLAT IN A

STRAIGHT LINE WOULD BUILD A

2-LANE HIGHWAY, 6 INCHES DEEP

FROM NEW YORK TO SAN FRANCISCO.

IT WAS BUILT IN 4 YEARS DURING

THE GREAT DEPRESSION AND 96 MEN

LOST THEIR LIVES.

AND AS I LOOKED AT IT I WAS

IN AWE OF THE DETERMINATION

OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT.

[LAUGHTER]

THEN I TURNED AROUND AND I SAW

A GUY BEHIND ME GOING,

"I'M IN NEVADA!

I'M IN ARIZONA!

I'M IN NEVADA!

I'M IN ARIZONA!"

[APPLAUSE]

HEY, LOOK AT THERE, BABY...

LOOK AT THERE, HONEY...

HOPE!

[LAUGHTER]

I SPENT THE DAY IN BED

WITH MY LIFE PARTNER AGAIN.

HER NAME IS KETTLE ONE.

AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT WHY

I'M STILL SINGLE AND WE

BASICALLY CAME UP WITH THREE

REASONS AS TO WHY I HAVE NOTHING

TO OFFER ANYBODY.

NUMBER ONE IS I CAN'T COOK

AND I'M NOT LOOKING TO LEARN

ASS [BLEEP]!

[LAUGHTER]

OKAY?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CLEAN,

YOU KNOW THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE

I MAY BE AN ALCOHOLIC.

[LAUGHTER]

THINK GUYS WOULD BE A LITTLE

MORE EXCITED ABOUT THAT.

ALL THEY DO IS BITCH AND MOAN.

[IN MOANING VOICE] "YOU DRINK

TOO MUCH.

YOU SLEEP TOO MUCH.

WAA, WAA!"

IT'S LIKE IF YOU WE'RE DRUNK

ALL THE TIME YOU'D BE TIRED,

TOO!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

IT'S NOT EASY!

I WENT OUT WITH A GUY

THE OTHER NIGHT HE GOES,

"YA KNOW CHELSEA, YOU DON'T HAVE

TO DRINK TO MAKE YOURSELF

MORE FUN TO BE AROUND."

I'M LIKE, "LISTEN WING NUT,

I'M DRINKING SO THAT YOU'RE

MORE FUN TO BE AROUND."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

SPICE IT UP!

SPICE IT UP, BITCHES, I DON'T

HAVE TIME.

OHHH, GOSH, EVERYONE IN L.A.--

THE PROBLEM WITH L.A., I LIVE

IN L.A., THERE'S TOO MANY CLUBS,

YA KNOW?

EVERYBODY'S ALL AA'd AND

THERAPIED OUT.

PEOPLE HAVE ONE HARD NIGHT OF

DRINKING AND THEY WANT TO THROW

IN THE TOWEL.

AA IS FOR QUITTERS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR.

AND THEY HAVE THAT CATCH PHRASE,

"ROCK BOTTOM."

"WHEN YOU HIT ROCK BOTTOM,

YOU GOTTA GO TO AA"

OOHHHH.

THEY MAKE IT SOUND SO DIRTY.

PLEASE, I HIT ROCK BOTTOM

DOZENS OF TIMES.

[LAUGHTER]

I'VE WOKEN UP NEXT TO A

BILLY GOAT.

YOU DON'T JUST GIVE UP!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THERE'S A LOT OF CLUBS,

THERE'S NA, THERE'S SA.

HAVE YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS

ON THE EAST COAST I DON'T KNOW

IF IT'S A HIT HERE YET OKAY

BUT WATCH OUT!

SEX ADDICTS ANONYMOUS.

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO'S IN SEX

AND SHE GOES, "CHELSEA,

IT'S VERY SERIOUS.

IT'S ABOUT BEING ADDICTED

TO HAVING SEX WITH STRANGERS."

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S LIKE "ISN'T THAT JUST

BEING A WHORE?"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU DON'T NEED TO JOIN A CLUB,

CLOSE YOUR LEG'S SISTER, OKAY!

OH, MY GIRLFRIEND'S THINK

I'M SO PICKY, THEY'RE LIKE

"YOU'RE TOO PICKY.

YOU CAN'T JUST NOT GO OUT WITH

A GUY 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE

A JOB OR A CAR, 'CAUSE HE HAS A

SMALL PENIS, YA KNOW.

HE COULD BE GOOD AT OTHER

THINGS."

I'M LIKE, "WHAT MATH, WHAT?"

[LAUGHTER AND AP

DO YOU GUYS THINK IT'S OKAY

TO DRINK WHILE YOU'RE PREGNANT

IF YOU'RE PLANNING ON GIVING

THE BABY UP FOR ADOPTION?

[LAUGHTER]

I JUST HAVE THIS FEAR OF

BECOMING ONE OF THOSE ROMANTIC

HAPPY COUPLES.

YOU KNOW THE TYPES OF COUPLES

ALWAYS RUNNING AROUND SO HAPPY

FOR THEMSELVES YOU JUST WANT

'EM TO BREAK UP.

I HAVE A ROOMMATE LIKE THAT.

WE'LL CALL HER CAMEL TOE.

AND...

[LAUGHTER]

SHE'S GOT A BOYFRIEND ALL,

HE'S ALL EMOTIONAL YOU KNOW,

ONE OF THOSE GUYS, TALKS ABOUT

HIS FEELINGS ALL THE TIME.

HE'S LIKE HE'S TWO MINUTES

AWAY FROM HIS FIRST PERIOD.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND HE WRITES HER POEMS,

LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.

GUYS, IF YOU'RE WRITING POEMS

YOU'RE MAKING UP FOR SOME

OTHER STUFF, OKAY.

LIKE A BIG HAIRY BACK OR

ONE BALL OR SOMETHING.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I LOVE HOW PEOPLE TALK ABOUT

ONE BALL LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.

IT'S LIKE WE'VE ALL SEEN 'EM

LADIES, THE LESS BALLS THE

BETTER, OKAY.

HOW ABOUT NO BALLS?

HOW ABOUT THAT ONE?

HOW BOUT THAT ONE?

I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE IN

NEW YORK.

I LIVE IN A REALLY GROSS

NEIGHBORHOOD IN LOS ANGELES.

THERE'S LIKE, THERE'S A TON OF

PROSTITUTION THERE OR EVEN A

PLETHORA OF PROSTITUTION.

[LAUGHTER]

OR IF YOU WILL, A PLETHORA

OF CLITORA.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

AND IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE,

RIGHT ON MY CORNER.

AND I READ IN THE PAPER A

COUPLE A DAYS AGO THAT THE

NUMBER ONE THING THAT GUYS SAY

WHEN THEY GET PICKED UP FOR

SOLICITING PROSTITUTES IS THEY

SAY THEY WERE ASKING FOR

DIRECTIONS.

SO THAT MEANS CONVERSATIONS

LIKE THIS ARE TAKING PLACE

OUTSIDE MY HOUSE.

"EXCUSE ME MA'AM, CAN YOU

TELL ME HOW TO GET TO THE CORNER

OF SUNSET BOULEVARD AND UH...

ORAL SEX?"

[LAUGHTER]

"OH, YOU WANT TO GET TO

THE CORNER OF SUNSET AND ORAL?

YOU GONNA WANNA TAKE

$75 STREET."

[LAUGHTER]

"$75 STREET?

IS THAT RIGHT NEAR

I ONLY HAVE A 20 ON ME

BOULEVARD?"

"OH, YOU ONLY HAVE A 20 ON YOU

BOULEVARD?

THEN YOU GONNA WANNA TAKE A

SHORT CUT CALLED

THAT GIRL ACROSS THE STREET,

STREET."

"THAT GIRL ACROSS THE STREET,

STREET BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE A

MAN?"

"AIN'T MY FAULT YOU BROKE."

[LAUGHTER]

THEY KIND OF WALK LIKE THAT

DON'T THEY, THEY KIND OF WALK

OFF A LITTLE BIT LIKE THAT.

HUH?

RELATIONSHIPS?

AND BY LONG TERM I MEAN

YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH THE

SAME PERSON TWICE A WEEK WITH

NO CONDOM 'CAUSE THAT'S LOVE,

RIGHT?

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S TRUE LOVE, ISN'T IT?

WHEN WE CAN GET TO THAT STAGE.

I WAS IN A LONG-TERM

RELATIONSHIP FOR A WHILE.

I WAS DATING THIS RUSSIAN GIRL

AND APPARENTLY WHEN AMERICANS

SPEAK TO PEOPLE WHERE ENGLISH

IS THEIR SECOND LANGUAGE,

WE HAVE A TENDENCY TO BE VERY

CONDESCENDING.

WE SPEAK VERY SLOWLY AND

CONDESCENDINGLY TO THEM, RIGHT?

AND WE USED TO GET INTO FIGHTS

ALL THE TIME 'CAUSE I'D WALK

INTO THE BATHROOM, I'D SAY,

"HONEY, YOU LEFT THE CURLING

IRON PLUGGED IN FOR FOUR HOURS.

THAT'S HOT.

TSS TSS.

[SLOWLY] CAUSE FIRE."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND SHE WOULD SAY,

[RUSSIAN ACCENT] "DO NOT TALK

TO ME LIKE I'M IDIOT.

YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE I HAVE

BLOND HAIR, BIG BOOBS AND

ACCENT THAT MAKES ME STUPID."

[LAUGHTER]

I SAID, "NO, I THINK BECAUSE

YOU HAVE BLOND HAIR, BIG BOOBS

AND ACCENT, THEY MAKES YOU

TOLERABLE."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

THAT'S TRUE.

SO WE BROKE UP AND UH

NOW I'VE BEEN UH...

THANKS FOR THAT SYMPATHY.

WE BROKE UP AND NOW I'VE BEEN

MAKING THESE THINGS CALLED UH,

IT'S EVEN EMBARRASSING

TO SAY IT BUT UH, BOOTY CALLS.

YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE, IT'S LIKE

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OUT, YOU HAVE

A COUPLE OF DRINKS AND THEN YOU

CALL SOMEONE AND I'M TERRIBLE

AT 'EM.

I FEEL EMBARRASSED EVERY TIME

I DO 'EM LIKE I CALL THIS GIRL

UP THE OTHER NIGHT I'M LIKE,

"HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

SHE'S LIKE, "IT'S THREE IN THE

MORNING, I'M SLEEPING.

THE QUESTION IS WHAT ARE YOU

DOING?"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BUT I THINK GUYS DO THIS,

I THINK WE MAKE THESE CALLS

'CAUSE REALLY WHAT WE'RE ALL

LOOKING FOR RIGHT IS UH

CREATURE COMFORT, THAT SPECIAL

FEELING OF FALLING ASLEEP NEXT

TO SOMEONE.

GIVE IT UP FOR CREATURE

COMFORT.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING,

ISN'T IT?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

CREATURE COMFORT, IT'S

WONDERFUL, I LOVE...

I LOVE CREATURE COMFORT,

THAT'S WHY UH WHEN I'M COMING

OFF A RELATIONSHIP, I UH,

I LIKE TO SHAVE MY LEFT LEG,

THAT WAY WHEN I ROLL OVER AT

NIGHT IT FEELS LIKE THERE'S

A WOMAN IN BED WITH ME.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I GET IT GOING.

MAYBE I GET SOME LEE PRESS ON

NAILS, THEN I JUST KIND OF

WRAP THAT AROUND.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

I REALLY FEEL LIKE SHE'S THERE.

YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN GREAT,

GIVE IT UP FOR A BROTHER,

I JUST FINISHED COLLEGE.

SO I'M HAPPY ABOUT THAT,

I JUST FINISHED COLLEGE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU, I AIN'T GRADUATE,

I JUST DECIDED I WAS FINISHED.

I'M LIKE HEY I GOT TO GO ON,

I CAN'T...

[LAUGHTER]

TIME TO MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE,

YOU CAN'T SPEND TOO MUCH TIME IN

ONE SPOT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

I SEE WE GOT A LOT OF MARRIED

PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE CLAPPING,

YOU MARRIED?

CLAPPING, YOU MARRIED?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

UH, I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT MARRIAGE MAN,

IT'S KIND OF TRICKY, ISN'T IT?

'CAUSE YOU GOTTA, YOU GOTTA

KEEP IT FRESH.

YOU GOTTA FIND A WAY EVERY YEAR

TO FRESHEN IT UP.

'CAUSE RELATIONSHIPS GO STALE

REAL QUICK, DON'T THEY?

YEAH, THEY GO STALE REAL QUICK.

FELLAS, REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME

YOU MET YOUR GIRL, BEFORE YOU

GOT THE GOODIES?

REMEMBER THAT?

REMEMBER YOU COULD LISTEN TO HER

TALK FOR HOURS AT A TIME,

COULDN'T YOU?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU WERE, YOU WEREN'T LISTENING,

LISTENING BUT YOU MADE HER THINK

YOU WERE LISTENING, YOU KNOW

WHAT I'M SAYING?

YOU WERE SITTING THERE, YOU HAD

LIKE THREE WORDS THAT YOU

WOULD USE, YOU KNOW.

YOU BE LIKE, "WHAT?

FOR REAL?

NOOOOOO!"

[APPLAUSE]

"WHAT, FOR REAL?

NO!"

THEN YOU GET INTO THE

RELATIONSHIP AFTER A WHILE YOU

BE LIKE, "BITCH, WILL YOU GET

TO THE POINT, WHAT'S THE POINT?"

[LAUGHTER]

"GET TO THE POINT!"

WOMEN DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET TO

THE POINT, DO THEY?

[LAUGHTER]

OH MAN, YEAH, WE JUST TRYING

TO MAKE A RELATIONSHIP WORK IS

HARD, ISN'T IT?

AND MARRIAGE IS FOR WOMEN,

ISN'T IT?

ISN'T MARRIAGE FOR WOMEN?

THEY LOVE THAT KIND OF STUFF,

YOU KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE TO A WOMAN MARRIAGE

REPRESENTS THE BEGINNING OF

A BEAUTIFUL LIFE, DOESN'T IT?

THEY CELEBRATE, THEY DANCE,

THEY TALK ABOUT IT, THEY TALK

TO THEY GIRLFRIENDS, THEY HAPPY.

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT FOR US,

IS IT, FELLAS?

NO.

TO US MARRIAGE REPRESENTS

THE END, DOESN'T IT?

[LAUGHTER]

YOU EVER TALK TO A BROTHER

RIGHT BEFORE HE'S ABOUT TO GET

MARRIED?

YOU'RE LIKE, "HEY BRO, YOU ABOUT

TO GET MARRIED?"

"UH, WELL, YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD

ALL MY FUN IN LIFE, BRO.

I'VE DONE EVERYTHING I'VE WANTED

TO DO.

I MEAN, I JUST UH, I'VE DONE

EVERYTHING.

I JUST WANTED TO GET THAT

MENAGE TROIS OUT THE WAY AND UH

I JUST WANTED TO..."

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YEAH, SO MY WIFE IS CRAZY, MAN.

MY WIFE'S CRAZY.

ANY PUERTO RICAN WOMEN IN THE

HOUSE?

ANY PUERTO RICAN WOMEN?

MY WIFE IS PUERTO RICAN.

SHE'S CRAZY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

CRAZY.

AND PUERTO RICAN WOMEN LOVE TO

ARGUE.

AND THEY CAN ARGUE REALLY LOUD.

AND WE LIVE IN AN APARTMENT

BUILDING.

AND WHEN YOU LIVE NEXT TO WHITE

PEOPLE, YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR

ARGUMENTS VERY LOW.

[LAUGHTER]

'CAUSE THEY WILL CALL THE

POLICE.

AND WHEN THE POLICE COME,

THEY ALWAYS BELIEVE THE WOMAN.

WHEN THE POLICE SHOW UP,

I DON'T CARE WHAT HAS HAPPENED,

THEY BELIEVE THE WOMAN.

THEY COMIN' TO GET YOU.

AND WHEN THE POLICE CAME,

I WAS HAPPY THE POLICE HAD

ARRIVED.

I'M THE ONE--

I LET THE POLICE IN.

I MET THE POLICE AT THE DOOR.

THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE YOU A

CHANCE TO TALK, MAN.

I MET THEM AT THE DOOR, I WAS

LIKE, "HEY MAN, LOOK THANK GOD

Y'ALL ARE HERE LET ME TELL--

HUH?

[LAUGHTER]

YEAH, I'LL TAKE A STEP BACK,

AIN'T NO PROBLEM AT ALL,

I'LL TAKE A STEP BACK.

BUT LET ME TELL YOU WHAT

HAPPENED, ALL RIGHT.

I GET HOME, SHE'S SEARCHING

MY STUFF AND-- HUH?

[LAUGHTER]

NAH, AIN'T NO PROBLEM,

NO PROBLEM AT ALL, NO PROBLEM

AT ALL, SO I WAS TELLING HER...

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I SAID LOOK A RELATIONSHIP

IS ABOUT TRUST AND OBVIOUSLY

YOU DON'T TRUST-- HUH?

NAH, AIN'T NO PROBLEM,

NO PROBLEM AT ALL.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SO I TOLD HER A RELATIONSHIP

IS ABOUT TRUST AND WE NEED

TO WORK ON THE TRUST ISSUE

AND IF TRUST-- HUH?

NAH, AIN'T NO PROBLEM AT ALL,

AIN'T NO PROBLEM AT ALL, BRO."

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