In this episode, rumors swirl around Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan. I hear she ate Pop Rocks and drank a Coke, and she died. And Glenn Beck transforms before our eyes like a snake who sheds his skin and becomes a beautiful butterfly. Then my guests, the Hold Steady, have a new album, called "Heaven Is Whenever." I'll remind them that Heaven is whenever Jesus can fit you in. Larry King got back together with his wife. I always knew she was the one of the ones. This is The Colbert Report.