April 6, 2015 - Indiana's Religious Freedom Law

  • 04/06/2015

James Adomian, Joy Reid and Mario Batali join Larry to discuss Indiana's religious freedom law and the lingering resistance to same-sex marriage rights in the U.S.

>> TONIGHTLY, INDIANAPOLIS ISHOSTING TONIGHT'S NCAA FINAL.

WAIT, I THOUGHT IT WAS ILLEGALIN INDIANA FOR A BUNCH OF DUDES

TO PLAY WITH BALLS.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

CONTROVERSY OVER INDIANA'SRELIGIOUS FREEDOM LAWS, A PIZZA

PLACE SAYS IT WOULD REFUSE TOCATER A GAY WEDDING.

WELL I KNOW TWO PIZZA LOVERSWHO ARE GOING TO BE VERY

DISAPPOINTED.

>> ..

>> SHOULD BUSINESS BE ALLOWEDTO REFUSE SERVICE TO PEOPLE THEY

DON'T LIKE. IF SO I HAVE GOT BADNEWS

JUSTIN BIEBER, YOU ARE NOTGETTING

SERVED ANYWHERE! NO SHIRT, NOSHOES, TWO GROOMS, NO PROBLEM,

EVERYBODY IS WELCOME HERE.

THIS IS THE NIGHTLY SHOW.

LET'S DO THIS!

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>> Larry: YEAH.

I AM BACK.

>> YES.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU, WELCOME TO THENIGHTLY SHOW.

MY NAME IS LARRY WILMORE.

IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BACK, YOUGUYS, MAN.

NICE.

>> I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVENOTICED WE WERE ON VACATION LAST

WEEK.

BIG CHANGES HAPPENED WHILE WEWERE GONE.

WE GOT A NEW TABLE. DO YOU GUYSLIKE IT, NEW TABLE.

>> VERY NICE.

BEFORE WE GET TO TONIGHT'S TOPSTORY, THOUGH, LET'S CHECK IN

WITH OUR BIG MARCH MADNESSCONTEST.

>> LARRY WILMORE MARCH MADNESS,2015, IT'S BONER TIME!

>> HEY, EVERYBODY, IT ISSTRICTLY BONER TIME RIGHT NOW,

THE SITUATION IS INTENSE, ALLRIGHT?

>> YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I AMTALKING ABOUT.

TONIGHT, THE GAME BETWEEN DUKEAND WISCONSIN --

>> BY THE WAY, I WANT TOPERSONALLY THANK WISCONSIN FOR

BEATING KENTUCKY, OKAY?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I DID NOT WANT TO GET BABYBIRDED.

ALL RIGHT? MMM, MMM, MMM, MMM.

>> ACTUALLY, IT DOESN'T LOOKTHAT BAD, ACTUALLY.

>> NOW IF WISCONSIN WINSTONIGHT I'LL HOST THE SHOW IN A

SUIT OF ARMOR, OKAY? AND IFDUKE WINS I WILL HOST IN

SPANDEX.

OH,, NO ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NO,NO, NO, NO.

>> EITHER WAY I AM PAYING OFFTHE BET THIS THURSDAY.

OKAY? SO YOU WILL DEFINITELYWANT TO TUNE IN.

THURSDAY NIGHT, THAT'S WHEN I AMPAYING OFF.

LET ME BE CLEAR ABOUT SOMETHING.

YOU CAN CLAP ALL YOU WANT, IWANT WISCONSIN TO WIN TONIGHT.

OKAY? THANK YOU.

I PREFER OVER ARMOR TO UNDERARMOUR.

ALL RIGHT.

SO LET'S GET IT DONE, BADGERS.

FROM THE BIG GAME IN INDIANA TOA BIG GAIN IN INDIANA, IT'S TIME

FOR OUR TOP STORY, IT'SSOMETHING WE ARE CALLING --

>> OKAY.

IT'S ALL I GOT.

IT IS ALL OF THAT CRAZY (BLEEP)STUFF THAT HAPPENS ON SPRING

BREAK. LET'S GET CAUGHT UP

>> WITH A FIRESTORM BREWING OREINDIANA'S NEW

RELIGIOUS FREEDOM ACT, CRITICSSAY THE INDIANA VERSION SIGNED

THURSDAY GIVES BUSINESS ASLICENSE TO DISCRIMINATE ALLOWING

THEM TO REFUSE SERVICES TO GAYCOUPLES FOR RELIGIOUS REASONS.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

INDIANA PASSED A LAW BASICALLYMAKING IT LEGAL FOR A BUSINESS

TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST GAYSUNDER THE AUSPICES OF RELIGIOUS

FREEDOM, THOUGH IT IS MOREDIRECT THAN THEIR OLD METHODS OF

GAY DISCRIMINATION, TACKY DECORAND A JUKEBOX FILLED WITH PAPA

ROACH SONGS.

IT'S WHAT WE CALL OLD SCHOOL.

AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE, OUTRAGEOVER THE LAW SPREAD QUICKLY.

>> SOME BIG NAMES ARE JOININGTHE PROTESTERS ON SOCIAL MEDIA,

FROM MILEY CYRUS TO HILLARYCLINTON.

TWEETING SAD THIS NEW INDIANALAW CAN HAPPEN IN AMERICA TODAY.

>> HILLARY ALSO SENT AN E-MAILABOUT THIS BUT IT'S BEEN

MYSTERIOUSLY LOST.

>> YOU HAD MAIL.

DESPITE THE PROTESTS, INDIANAGOVERNOR MIKE PENCE CAME FORWARD

TO DEFEND THE LAW.

>> WE ARE NOT GOING TO CHANGETHE LAW.

OKAY?

>> Larry: OKAY.

THAT WAS VERY CLEAR, GOVERNORPENCE.

I DISAGREE, BUT I APPRECIATEYOUR RESOLVE .. SO HOW DID THAT

RESOLVE END UP WORKING FOR YOU.

>> THERE IS ALSO LATE-BREAKINGNEWS OUT OF INDIANA WHERE

GOVERNOR MIKE PENCE HAS NOWOFFICIALLY REVERSED COURSE LATE

TODAY ON HIS STATE'S SO CALLEDRELIGIOUS FREEDOM LAW.

>> REVERSED? WOW.

SO I GUESS YOU COULD SAYGOVERNOR MIKE PENCE SWINGS BOTH

WAYS.

>> ALL RIGHT.

BUT HE WAS SO CLEAR ABOUT NOTWANTING TO CHANGE THIS.

I MEAN, HE HAD VERY STRONGCONVICTION ABOUT PROTECTING

RELIGIOUS FREEDOM.

WHAT IS MORE POWERFUL THAN GOD? CONNECTICUT GOVERNOR DANIEL

MALLOY JOINED THE GOVERNOR OFWASHINGTON AND THE MAYOR OF SAN

FRANCISCO IN BANNING STATE ANDCITY FUNDED TRAVEL TO INDIANA.

INDIANAPOLIS BASED ANGIE'SLIST ALREADY PUT A $40 MILLION

EXPANSION PROJECT ON HOLD.

>> OH, MONEY.

>> MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.

>> MONEY.

>> ACTUALLY THIS IS HOW YOU GETTHINGS DONE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE PEOPLEFEEL SORRY OR BAD ABOUT YOUR

PLIGHT AND DON'T HAVE TO GETTHEM TO STOP HATING YOU.

YOU JUST HAVE TO GET THEM TOHATE THE FACT THEY ARE LOSING

MONEY.

IT IS TRUE.

IT IS A CLASSIC CIVIL RIGHTSMOVE, CLASSIC.

LOOK, THE BUS BOYCOTS OF THELATE 50S AND 60S WORKED FOR

THIS VERY REASON.

YOU THINK WHITE PEOPLE MISSEDSITTING ON THE BUS NEXT TO ROSA

PARKS WITH HER JEALOUSJUDGMENTAL EYES GLARING AT THEM

ALL THE WAY TO WORK? NO.

THEY WANTED THAT SWEET 12 CENTSSHE WAS DROPPING IN THAT BUS

FARE THINGY.

THAT'S JUST HISTORY,FOLKS:HISTORY.

ALL RIGHT?

>> LISTEN, THE BOTTOM LINE ISTHAT THIS ISN'T ABOUT RELIGIOUS

FREEDOM.

THIS IS ABOUT THE FACT THAT MANYAMERICANS DON'T WANT TO TREAT

GAY LIKE IT'S NORMAL.

IT'S TRUE.

I MEAN, WE THINK IT IS NORMAL TOINJECT BOTULISM INTO OUR FACES

TO LOOK YOUNG.

WE THINK IT'S NORMAL TO USECHICKEN BREASTS AS BREAD.

SOME PEOPLE EVEN THINK IT'SNORMAL TO THINK THE WORLD WAS

CREATED IN SIX DAYS, AND YET WESTILL CAN'T GET PAST THE IDEA

THAT TWO PEOPLE OF THE SAMEGENDER LOVING EACH OTHER IS A

NORMAL THING.

RIGHT?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: WELL, I AM HERE TO

TELL YOU THAT EVENTUALLY THETIDE OF HISTORY WILL WASH IT ALL

AWAY IN A TIDAL WAVE OF BIBLICALPROPORTION.

THAT IS THE KIND OF CLIMATECHANGE WE CAN ALL GET BEHIND,

RIGHT? OKAY.

NOW --[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Larry: NOW HERE TO HELP METHINK THIS ALL THROUGH, PLEASE

WELCOME OUR VERY OWN GAYFOREIGNER, DAVID SMITHYMAN.

>> THANKS FOR COMING ON THESHOW, DAVID, APPRECIATE IT.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Larry: NOW, DAVID, TELL MEWHY DO YOU THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE

SO AFRAID OF GAY WEDDINGS?

>> OH IT'S NOT THE WEDDINGS THEYARE AFRAID OF, LARRY, IT IS THE

GAY DNA

>> DNA? WAIT, GAY PEOPLE HAVEDIFFERENT DNA?

>> NO, NOT DNA, LARRY, D-IN-A.

>> OH.

>> GOT IT.

OKAY.

GOT IT.

GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT.

>> OH, OKAY.

THEY FEAR THE GAY D STUFF.

>> YEAH, THEY FEAR THE GAY DSTUFF, AND NOT JUST THE D-IN-A,

THE D-IN-M, THE DNH.

I THINK WE GET THE POINT, ITHINK WE GET THE POINT.

>> YOU CAN STOP, DAVID I THINKWE GET IT.

>> AND IT MAKES YOU EVENUNCOMFORTABLE.

>> THERE ARE A LOT OF DS FLYINGAROUND.

I SEE YOU ARE KIND OFUNDERHANDED.

IS THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE FROMDOWN UNDER?

>> NO.

IT'S LARRY, IT IS BECAUSE I AMDOING IT CORRECTLY.

>> Larry: OKAY.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT.

OKAY.

I STAND CORRECTED.

THANK YOU.

SO.

SO YOU ARE TELLING ME THIS ISABOUT D-IN-A SEX, BUT WAIT

STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE D-IN-A SEXTOO.

>> BUT FOR STRAIGHT PEOPLE,LARRY, THAT IS CALLED LOVE.

IF YOU ARE GAY, THIS AND THISAND THIS, AND ESPECIALLY THIS,

RIGHT, THAT IS A SIN.

THAT'S ALL A SIN.

>> Larry: SO RELIGIOUS PEOPLEARE ONLY AGAINST THIS AND THAT,

YOU DO IT BETTER, ONLY THEY AREAGAINST IT IF GAY MEN DO IT.

>> NOT JUST GAY MEN, LARRY, EVENOUR LESBIAN SISTERS, VIS-A-VIS

THE V'S-A-V'S, YOU KNOW WHAT IMEAN, THE V'S-A-V'S.

>> I DIDN'T KNOW IT WORKED LIKETHAT ACTUALLY, IT IS PRETTY

GOOD, I GET IT, I GET IT.

>> SO DO YOU BUY THE ARGUMENTTHEY DON'T HATE THE SINNERS,

THEY JUST HATE THE SIN?

>> I MEAN IT IS ALL (BLEEP),LARRY.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU HATE THIS,YOU KNOW, JUST AS LONG AS YOU

DON'T HATE THIS.

>> AH.

GOT IT.

I WAS PUTTING A RING ON.

>> I SEE YOU PUT A RING ON.

YEAH, I GET IT.

>> I AM COMPLETELY AWARE OF WHOBEYONCE IS.

>> ANY FINAL THOUGHTS?

>> YES.

I THINK LET'S ALL JUST CHILL OUTAND ENJOY SOME CAKE AND A

WEDDING DJ.

>> Larry: WAIT.

DJ? WHAT IS -->> DISK JOCKEY, LARRY.

DISK JOCKEY.

>> Larry: DAVID SMITHYMAN,EVERYBODY.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.

JOINING OUR PANEL TONIGHT, AVERY FUNNY COMEDIAN WHO'S

PERFORMING AT CAROLINE'S HERE AIN NEW YORK ON APRIL 16

JAMES ADOMIAN.

>> SHE'S A NATIONALCORRESPONDENT AT MSNBC, JOY

REID.

AND THE MASTERFUL CHEF, OPENINGHIS NEWEST RESTAURANT BABBO

PIZZERIA IN BOSTON THIS SPRING,MARIO BATALI.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE

CONTROVERSY SURROUNDINGINDIANA'S NEW RELIGIOUS FREEDOM

LAW AS IT IS CALLED.

AND I WAS SAYING THAT I THINKTHIS HAS COME DOWN TO, WE ARE

MAKING FUN OF NOT HOMOSEXUALPEOPLE BUT GAY SEX.

THAT THAT IS WHAT THE PHRASE ISAN ABOMINATION ABOUT

HOMOSEXUALITY THAT PEOPLE QUOTEIN THE BIBLE IS THE OBJECTION.

>> IS ALL OF THIS HAPPENING,IT'S HAPPENING SO FAST, THE

WHOLE GAY RIGHTS MOVEMENT,RIGHT.

>> IS THIS SIMPLY A CASE OFAMERICA BEING RUSHED INTO ANAL?

>> WELL, LARRY, AS ACARD-CARRYING HOMO AMERICAN, I

THINK THAT, I THINK WE AREACTUALLY GOING AT A LEISURELY

PACE AND WINING AND DININGAMERICA.

>> Larry: YEAH, TAKING YOURTIME.

>> I THINK IT IS ABOUT TIME.

>> Larry: YOU BRING UP THESUBJECT VERY DISCREETLY.

>> YES, I THINK IT IS ABOUT TIMETO LUBE UP AND GET AT IT.

>> Larry: WHOA!

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> I AM ALL WITH HIM.

I THINK IT IS A GREAT IDEA.

WE SHOULD MELT IT DOWN AND STARTGOING.

>> DOES IT FEEL LIKE ALL OF THISIS HAPPENING TOO FAST FOR PEOPLE

TO TAKE? IS THAT WHAT THE ISSUEIS?

>> IF YOU LIVE IN THE METROPOLISOF NEW YORK OR ENSCONSED IN

MEDIA IT IS A FEELING THAT,WELL EVERYBODY IS NOW DOWN WITH

GAY MARRIAGE BUT 60 PERCENT OFAMERICANS ARE FOR IT AT LEAST

40 PERCENT OF PEOPLE WHO ARESTILL NOT FOR IT, AND SO --

>> Larry: 40 PERCENT IS STILLA BIG NUMBER.

>> IT IS STILL A BIG NUMBER ANDI THINK THERE ARE A LOT OF

COMMITTED CHRISTIANS WHO IN THECASE OF INDIANA ARE SAYING,

OKAY, YOU KNOW, I AM NOT GOINGTO BE OUT THERE MARCHING AGAINST

GAY MARRIAGE BUT ASKING ME TOLEAVE MY PIZZERIA AND GO CATER

THE WEDDING AND BE AT THEWEDDING AND BE THE

PHOTOGRAPHER IS ASKING ME TOPARTICIPATE, SO I THINK THAT

THAT IS WHERE YOU ARE STARTINGTO SEE SOME PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT,

LIKE THEY ARE TAKING POLITICALADVANTAGE AND SAYING, YOU KNOW

WHAT WE HAVE YOUR BACK AND WEWILL CHAMPION PEOPLE SAYING I

DON'T WANT TO PARTICIPATE.

>> Larry: YES YEAH BUT A LOTOF THOSE PEOPLE START CHANGING

THEIR MIND.

LIKE THIS GOVERNOR OF ARKANSAS,AS SOON AS THEY MEET SOMEBODY OR

THEY MEET A GAY PERSON FINALLYOR A GAY PERSON IN THEIR LIFE,

"WELL MY SON TOLD ME IT WASWRONG SO I'M CHANGING MY MIND"

YOUR SON TOLD YOU IT WAS WRONG? I MEAN, DOES INDIANA JUST NEED A

GAY FRIEND LIKE TENNESSEE? DIDI JUST OUT TENNESSEE?

I AM REALLY SORRY.

THEY WERE READY.

THEY WERE TOTALLY PREPARED.

>> I HAD SOME WILD NIGHTS INCHATTANOOGA I WILL

TELL YOU THAT.

WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE FORPEOPLE TO COME AROUND.

DO YOU THINK WE NEED A GAYPRESIDENT?

>> SO I HEAR TED CRUZ ISRUNNING.

>> NO, NO, NO.

>> HE, I MEAN TED CRUZ IS THEGUY WHO IS SAYING I AM GOING TO

BE -->> Larry: HE CAME OUT AGAINST IT

>> EXACTLY.

AND, YOU KNOW, HE IS CHAMPIONINGTHAT GROUP OF AMERICANS WHO SAY

WE WANT SOMEONE TO BE ON OURSIDE AND TO LEAD US AND HE AND

MIKE HUCKABEE ARE RAISING THEIRHANDS SAYING IN 2016, YOU KNOW,

SOMEBODY WAS GOING TO TAKE UPTHE MANTLE AND THEY CHOSE TO

DO IT.

>> Larry: LIKE THE PIZZERIA,THE PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, THEY WERE

ASKED A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION,IT WAS ACTUALLY A KEEP IT 100

QUESTION. PEOPLE DIDN'T AGREE

WITH THEIR ANSWER, BUT DO YOUTHINK THAT WAS

KIND OF AN OVER REACTION? PEOPLE LIKE ARE THREATENING TO

BURN THE PLACE DOWN AND DO YOUTHINK THAT IS AN OVER REACTION

OR -->> WELL, AS AN OWNER OF A

PIZZERIA, I WOULD SAY THAT INANY SENSE, IN ANY TIME IF YOU

DIMINISH THE POTENTIAL FORPEOPLE TO COME TO YOUR

RESTAURANT YOU HAVE DONEYOURSELF A DISSERVICE AND NOT

JUST SMART.

THEIR POLITICS CAN BE WHATEVERYOU WANT.

BUT AS COMMERCE RUNS, YOU SHOULDSERVE EVERYBODY THAT COMES IN

WITH A SMILE.

>> WELL, EXPECIALLY THE FACTTHAT OTHER THAN MAYBE YOUR

PIZZERIA BECAUSE YOU ARE A GREATCHEF, THE LIKELIHOOD OF ANY GAY

COUPLE NOT TRYING TO STEREOTYPEALL GAY PEOPLE.

>> OH, NO, CERTAINLY NOT.

>> BUT I AM JUST SAYING.

>> THE CHANCE IS ZERO THEY WEREEVER GOING TO BE ASKED TO CATER

A GAY WEDDING AND IT WAS NEVERGOING TO HAPPEN.

>> Larry: NOT ALL GAY PEOPLEHAVE GOOD TASTES IN PIZZA.

>> THERE ARE STUPID PEOPLE THATARE GAY AND LIKE PIZZA --

>> Larry: YOU ARE PLANNING AWEDDING TOO, RIGHT?

>> SO MY FAVORITE PIZZA ISLITTLE CAESARS AND I FIRMLY

STAND BY THEIR PHILOSOPHY PIZZAPIZZA AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE

AGENDA>> IT IS JUST PIZZA, PIZZA.

>> IS THERE A HIDDEN MESSAGE INPIZZA, PIZZA.

>> PICK YOUR TOPPINGS AND GO FORIT.

>> Larry: WHAT WERE YOU GOINGTO SAY?

>> I WASN'T BUT I WILL TELL YOU.

>> Larry: IS THERE ANYBODY YOUWOULD REFUSE TO CATER FOR? ANY,

LIKE AN ANTI-CROC GROUP.

>> NO, I WOULD CATER THEM,I IMAGINE CONVICTED HATE

CRIMINALS I WOULD HAVE TO TALKTO THEIR PARENTS.

>>>> Larry: WHAT IS GOING TO

HAPPEN IN THE ELECTION? BECAUSEI MEAN, IT IS NOT A JOKE THAT

$800,000 WAS SENT TO THE GOFUNDING CAMPAIGN, THERE IS A LOT

OF EMOTION ON THE OTHER SIDE.

WHERE IS IT GONNA END UP IN THISNEXT ELECTION? ARE YOU GOING TO

SEE POLITICIANS RUNNING AWAYFROM IT OR TOWARD IT OR LIKE TED

CRUZ OR DO THE TWO STEP LIKE JEBBUSH.

>> I SEE IT AS A VERITABLEHOSTAGE SITUATION.

>> Larry: A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

>> PEOPLE LIKE JEB BUSH, SCOTTWALKER THEY WILL HAVE TO CATER

BECAUSE A SIGNIFICANT PART OFTHE REPUBLICAN BASE ARE THE

PEOPLE WHO SENT THAT $800,000 TOTHAT PIZZERIA, AND SOMEONE IS

GOING TO TAKE UP THEIR MANTLE,TED CRUZ AND THEN YOU ARE GOING

TO HAVE PEOPLE LIKE JEB HAVE TOANSWER IT.

I THINK IT REALLY HURTS THEABILITY OF ANY OF THESE

REPUBLICANS.

>> Larry: DO YOU THINK THEREPUBLICANS ARE ULTIMATELY GOING

TO TURN AROUND ON THIS?>> THEY ARE GOING TO PANDER AND

PANDER UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE.

>> THEY WILL HAVE TO.

IN ALL HONESTY I WILL SAY JEBBUSH IS HAPPY TED CRUZ WILL TRY

TO BEAT UP THAT LITTLE --BECAUSE IT WILL BE VERY CLEAR

WHERE THE MODERATE REPUBLICANSWHERE WANT TO BE AND WHERE THE

FAROUT GUYS WANT TO GO AND IFTHAT IS WHERE THEY WANT TO GO HE

MAY BE ABLE TO PICK UP THE RESTOF THE PIE AND RUN WITH IT.

>> Larry: IT'S TRUE. VERY NICE.

I LIKE HOW YOU DID THAT.

>> VERY NICE.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: SO HOW LONG IS IT

GOING TO TAKE? DO YOU THINK ITIS GOING TO BE THE NEXT ELECTION

OR THE ONE AFTER -->> FOR A GAY PRESIDENT?

>> Larry: WELL, SURE, GAYPRESIDENT.

>> I WILL SAY PROBABLY IN 20YEARS.

>> Larry: 20 YEARS?

>> LIKE AN OUTED GAY PRESIDENT.

>> Larry: WELL, YES.

>> WHAT IS AN IN GAY PRESIDENT?

>> Larry: I THINK HIS NAME WASMILLARD PHILMORE.

>> ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD.

>> I AM NOT READY TO COMMIT BUTI AM LOOKING AT MY OPTIONS RIGHT

NOW.

I MAY OR MAY NOT BE THROWING MYHAT IN THE RING AND IT MAY OR

MAY NOT HAVE SEQUINS ON IT.

>> WE WILL FIGURE IT ALL OUT ANDBE RIGHT BACK.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ][ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

NOW, IN HONOR OF THE INDIANAPIZZA STORY, IT IS TIME FOR A

GAME WE ARE CALLINGPIZZA-SEXUALITY.

THE NAME SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. THIS IS THE EPITOME OF

PIZZA-SEXUALITY.

>> SO PANELISTS, THERE YOU GO,SEE? I WILL NAME A KIND OF

PIZZA AND HERE IS HOW IT WORKSAND YOU HAVE TO TELL US WHETHER

YOU HE THAT BY IS A ISLESBIAN, GAY, BI, TRANS OR

STRAIGHT.

>> ONLY GET TO CHOOSE FROM THOSECATEGORIES??

>> Larry: OR PIZZA. IT IS LIKE50 IF WE'RE FOLLOWING FACEBOOK

RULES. SO I WILL GIVE YOUCORRECT ANSWER

AND AWARD MADE-UP POINTS. WE'REJUST GONNA

MAKE THIS (BLEEP) UP AS WEGO ALONG.

>> SO LIKE THE ELECTORALCOLLEGE.

>> Larry: EXACTLY AND THEWINNER WILL GET WHATEVER IS IN

THE PIZZA BOX.

I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT'S IN IT

BUT THE WINNER WILL GET THAT.

>> IT'S GOING TO BE FRESH, HOTAND DELICIOUS, I TELL YOU THAT.

IT SAYS RIGHT THERE.

>> OKAY.

FIRST UP, MEAT LOVERS PIZZA.

ALL RIGHT? IS THIS PIZZA -->> DO YOU SAY GAY?

>> 100,000 PERCENT GAY.

>> Larry: DAVE?

>> YEAH, I THINK MEAT LOVERS ISA CERTAIN KIND OF GAY PIZZA.

>> REALLY?

>> EVERYBODY CHOOSES GAY.

SORRY THE CORRECT ANSWER ISLESBIAN.

ALL RIGHT.

JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE LESBIANSDOESN'T MEAN THEY DON'T LIKE

MEAT.

THAT IS YOUR HATE.

OKAY?

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT.

AND I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON THEINDIVIDUAL TOPPINGS.

NO.

NO THAT IS YOUR HATE.

STUFFED CRUST PIZZA WITH THECHEESE ALL UP IN THAT CRUST LIKE

THAT.

IS THAT -->> IS THAT LESBIAN, GAY, BI,

TRANS OR STRAIGHT?

>> I THINK THAT IS THEHOMOPHOBIC PIZZA.

>> Larry: HOMOPHOBIC?

>> IT IS SO COMPLICATED.

THAT HAS TO BE LESBIAN?

>>>> BECAUSE IT IS COMPLICATED.

>> GAY RAPPER PIZZA.

>> Larry: GAY RAPPER.

>> BECAUSE IT'S ALL UP IN THAT(BLEEP)

>> Larry: THAT IS A HECK OF ANANSWER. THE CORRECT ANSWER IS,

YOU KNOW, THE PIZZA IS HEDGINGITS BETS.

IS IT A PIZZA, IS IT A CALZONE? MAYBE IT'S BOTH.

A BISEXUAL PIZZA.

>> Larry: YOU CAN HAVE IT YOURWAY.

EXACTLY.

>> I RESPECT A PIZZA THAT'SHALF-AND-HALF.

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT.

CHICAGO STYLE DEEP DISH PIZZA.

>> I'M SORRY, LARRY, THAT IS NOTPIZZA.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: THAT SOUNDS GOOD

ENOUGH! I THINK THAT ANSWERWINS IT AND YOU GET THE 100

PIZZA ADDITION RIGHT THERE.

THERE YOU GO.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK RIGHTAFTER THIS!

>> Larry: THAT'S ALL THE TIMEWE HAVE FOR TONIGHT.

I WANT TO THANK OUR PANELISTS,JAMES ADOMIAN, JOY REID AND

MARIO BATALI.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: FINALLY,

CONGRATULATIONS TO WHICHEVERTEAM WON THE NCAA MEN'S NATIONAL

CHAMPIONSHIP GAME EARLIERTONIGHT.

I HOPE IT WAS MY TEAM.

FOLLOW US ON TWITTER ATNIGHTLY SHOW TO KEEP TRACK OF

HOW I AM PREPARING TO DO THEWINNING DARE ON THURSDAY NIGHT'S

SHOW.

GOODNIGHTLY, EVERYONE.

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