In this episode, lobbyists scramble to find friends in the new Democratic majority. It just doesn't have the same "umph" to take someone out for a veggie burger. Then, every time a bell rings, I tear this year's batch of Christmas movies a new one. And director Richard Linklater is here. I assume we'll have a long meandering conversation that does not end up with us having sex. I'm off next week, so savor me like the last rose of summer. This is The Colbert Report.