A focus group of guys weighs in on the show, God helps Amy through a herpes scare, and a new secretary struggles to keep people from barging into her boss's office.
Okay everyone,thanks for participating
in this focus group.
I'm going to be asking you somequestions about the show
"Inside Amy Schumer",everyone understand?
Okay. So first question,what do you think about
the balance between thesketches and the stand-up?
Yeah, I thought hertits were great.
Like, really good tits.
But her facewas just okay.
Just so-so face, man.
(man)So-so face, okay.
How about the balance betweenthe stand-up and the sketches?
Dave, you hada thought.Yeah.
Um, she looked betterin the stand-up, for sure,
but then there was just way,way hotter chicks in the skits.
So it was really hardfor me to say...
And also, I like the skitsbetter when you saw sideboob,
kind of, but notthe close-ups of face.
Like, way less face,but more sideboob.
That's whatI would say.(man)Okay.
Is this something you guyscould see yourselves DVRing?
I would probably bang her,if that's what you mean?
You wouldn't bang her?I don't know.
Is it crazy thatI would bang her?
Dude, yes, you would.
Like, if no one hadto find out ever.
Like, you justbang her--If nobody finds out?
Just bang, dude.Then I'm banging her.
I would, yeah.
Okay, so everyone wouldbang her if nobody knew.
(man)If nobody knew.I'd like to bang her.
(man)Like to bang her.
(man)Great, this isawesome, guys.
Yeah, I got a questionabout the writing process.
Okay, sure, go ahead.Are the writers hot?
If I could interject, I likedthe routines where she was on
the street talking to people andI appreciated how it had a sort
of feminist bend ona male-skewing network.
But I must say, I wouldenjoy the routines more
if she had likea 10% better dumper?
Okay, everyone agreeswith that, right?(man)Yes, absolutely.
It's just gotta bea better turtle part, man.
Okay, last question.
On a scale of one to 10, howfunny was "Inside Amy Schumer?"
You can write your answers onthe cards in front of you.
One to 10, guys.
Okay, everyoneshow your cards.
Okay, so... okay, great.
Um, I'm going to give yourinput to the network and uh,
here's your payment.
Beef sticks andenergy drinks.
Couple of 'em saidthey would bang me?
(man)Bridget Everett is just threepoints away from winning
her fourth Grand Slam.
(man)Remarkably, she has not allowedSchumerenka a single game in
this match and yet,I can't take my eyes off
of Schumerenka's uniquestyle on the court.
Ah!(man)I agree, Patrick.
Schumerenka hasa charisma on the court
that just pullsyou in.
Unh! (man) Out.
I think one reason whySchumerenka's having such
a difficult time in thismatch is the distraction
factor ofEverett's grunting.
(Patrick)Oh, God, it's disgusting,they should really ban it.
(man)Heaving and sweatinglike a Clydesdale,
Everett makes the shot.
Let's take a look atthe instant replay.
I think the most incredible partof Schumerenka's game is how she
manages to be so thin and yet,still have such large breasts.
(man)Absolutely, it's justsuch a turn-on
to see tennis played withthis level of integrity.
Amy's friends and familyobviously agree.
Schumerenka's sponsoris Herpsky premium vodka.
(Patrick)As usual, Everett's friendand old math teacher
is there tocheer her on.
Got her a nice seat in her VIPbox, sponsored by ground beef.
(man)Is what she's doingtechnically cheering her on?
It looks like she's justeating snacks from home.
Schumerenka seems to be tryingto take a moment to refocus.
(Patrick)This is one of those key momentswhere she definitely needs to
take her timeand not rush.
Yeah, don't rush that.(man)Whoo.
(Patrick)Bridget doesn't seem to like thedelay in the game and as usual,
she has to try to control herinfamous attitude problem.
It's unattractive and alsoshe's (bleep) blocking.
(man)No good, it's over.
Well, Everett wins theEast Coast International
for the fourth timein straight sets.
Hope she's happy.
Let's go courtside forthe awards ceremony.
Bridget, you won.
Here's your cup anda million dollars.
Really fought hardout there--Amy, you lost.
But you were so gorgeousthroughout the entire match
that it's almostlike you won.
Does that make sense?What's your secret?
I love this country.
Amy, I'm being toldthe crowd has chipped in.
You will now be walkingaway with $2 million!
I love you...thank you!
Oh, thank you,my country!
Oh thank you America!
I won, I won.
Amy! Amy! Amy!
These are for you,take them.
I don't needthem anymore.
I love you, America.
(Patrick)Amy Schumerenka,a true champion.
(man)Great for tennis.
Oh, good morning, Mr. Blake,I'm Amy, your new secretary.
Hello, Amy,good to meet you.
Say, I'm very busy todayso I'd like you to make sure
that I'm not disturbed.
No one, but no one,is to go into my office
without an appointment,got it?
Yes, sir.Thanks, doll.
I need to seeMr. Blake immediately!Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
He's busy right now.Well, this can't wait.
No, no, you can'tgo in there!
Third time this month!
I'm sorry, Mr. Blake, I toldhim he can't come in here!
All right, Amy,have a seat, Bill.
For the love of God.
Damn it, Amy, whathappened there?I'm sorry, sir.
I told him hecouldn't go in there.Okay.
Well, I really need you to putsome oomph into it, kiddo.
This is an abomination,I need to see Mr. Blake.
No, you can't goin there!
The hell I can't.
Blake, I've hadit up to here!
I'm sorry, Mr. Blake, I toldhe can't come in here!
(Mr. Blake)Jesus Christ, Amy.
Ed, did she say youcouldn't come in here?
Yes, she did.Well, how didshe say it?
Uh, "You can't goin there."
Okay, that'spretty good.
But the way she said it, itfelt like I could go in there.
Amy, there are thousandsof women who'd kill for the
opportunity to tell people theycan't come into my office.
I know, I'm sorry, sir,I'll work on it.
Mm-hmm, all right,have a seat, Ed.
You can't go in there,you can't go in there.
You can't go in there.
I have to see Mr. Blake!
No, no, youcan't go in there!
Okay, thank you.
Well, I'm sorry I yelled,I have to say that.
No, I respect theAmerican secretary.
I'm not an animal.
Sir, thank you.
Today's been sodifficult for me and--
Say! Is someonegoing in there?
Where?Come on, everyone!
No, you can'tgo in there!
You can't go in there!You can't go in there!
You, you can'tgo in there!
You can't go in there!You can't go in there!
You can't goin there!
You can't-- Oh, gosh,I'm dreadful at this.
(Mr. Blake)How did you guysget in here?
Look, Amy, you're a womanand you can only focus
on one thing ata time, I get that.
That's why I gave youjust the one task.
In fact, what areyou even doing typing?
Look, you need to start doingyour job or I'm going to find
someone who cando your job.
Well, hello, I'm hereto see Mr. Blake.
You can't go in there!
(woman) I'm sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed.
You! Can't!Go! In! There!
(Mr. Blake) Amy.
Did my 11:30 get here yet?
Mr. Blake willsee you now.
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