In this episode, should we kick gays out of the military? No, they shouldn't be there in the first place. Then, how to save money on your summer vacation while maximizing your fun. It involves shooting rats at the dump. And my guest Dan Smith says hearing voices doesn't mean you're insane. Well, the elf that lives in my sock drawer begs to differ. Hey, Carly Simon, thanks for writing that song about me. This is The Colbert Report.