Fry posts an embarrassing video of Leela online.
Some dumb bastard has nearly
a million other dumb bastards
following his every twit!
Are you dumb bastardslistening to me,
you dumb bastards?
Why are you soangry, Mommy?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I guess I'm just a littlenervous about my evil plan.
You dumb bastards!
You see,the plan is about
to enter phase two.
As soon as someone reachesa million followers,
I'll use them to transmit...
Oh, Mother,you devious hag.
Tell us moreabout this "twit-worm."
It's a very specialcomputer virus,
for instead ofinfecting computers,
it infects the human brain.
I like it.
The million followers willbecome an army of zombies,
eager to obey myevery command.
The important thing is,we're a family.
No, it's not!(yells)
At least he dieddoing what he loved.
He's in a better place now.
Thar, I turned a regular boardinto a diving board.
Impending news, everyone.
We're about to learnthe winner of the bet.
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
(whispering):I hope it's me.
Wait a minute.
There's a chance I could lose?
That wasn't part of the deal.
Sweet Georgia Brownof Kingston Town.
It's a tie.
Since no one lost,no one has to jump.
All right, a tie!I win again!
Oh, I'm a scuzzball.
Don't feel bad.
At least you're not Leela.
This worked out betterthan I could have hoped.
Now I'll havetwo million zombies.
Fry and Bender may sharesome of same followers.
All we can say for sureis that there will be
between one millionand two million zombies.
All I can sayfor sure is...Ouch!
Now, stop getting slappedand power up the twit-worm.