How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back

  • Season 2, Ep 11
  • 04/02/2000

Hermes is forced to take a vacation while a female bureaucrat replaces him.

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( calypso music playing )

♪ WHEN I WAS FOUR THERE WASA HURRICANE IN KINGSTON TOWN ♪

♪ WITH A FOOT AND A HALFOF WATER ♪

♪ EVERYONE WAS ALL RIGHT,BUT I CRIED ALL NIGHT ♪

♪ IT BLEW MY ALPHABET BLOCKSOUT OF ORDER ♪

♪ AND THEY SAID THIS BOY'S BORNTO BE A BUREAUCRAT ♪

♪ BORN TO BE ALL OBSESSIVEAND SNOTTY ♪

♪ I MADE MY FRIENDSAND RELATIONS ♪

♪ FILE LONG APPLICATIONS ♪

♪ TO GET INTOMY TENTH BIRTHDAY PARTY ♪

♪ BUT SOMETHING CHANGEDWHEN MY MAN TURNED PRO ♪

♪ I WAS SORTINGBUT I WASN'T SMILING ♪

♪ HE FORGOT THAT IT'S NOTABOUT BADGES AND RANKS ♪

♪ IT'S SUPPOSED TO BEABOUT THE FILING ♪

♪ PEOPLE ♪

♪ WE DIDN'T CHOOSETO BE BUREAUCRATS ♪

♪ NO, THAT'S WHATALMIGHTY JAH MADE US ♪

♪ WE'D TREAT PEOPLE LIKE SWINEAND MAKE 'EM STAND IN LINE ♪

♪ EVEN IF NOBODY PAID US ♪

♪ THEY SAY THE WORLD LOOKSDOWN ON THE BUREAUCRATS ♪

♪ THEY SAY WE'RE ANAL,COMPULSIVE AND WEIRD ♪

♪ BUT WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE,YOU'VE GOT TO DO WHAT YOU LOVE ♪

♪ EVEN IF IT'SNOT A GOOD IDEA ♪

ZOIDBERG!

♪ THEY SAID I PROBABLYSHOULDN'T BE A SURGEON ♪

♪ THEY POO-POOEDMY ELECTRIC FRANKFURTER ♪

♪ THEY SAID I PROBABLY SHOULDN'TFLY WITH JUST ONE EYE ♪

♪ I AM BENDER ♪

♪ PLEASE INSERT GIRDER ♪

♪ EVERYBODY SING JAMAICA ♪

♪ JAMAICA ♪

♪ JUST THE BUREAUCRATS,JAMAICA ♪

♪ JAMAICA ♪

♪ JUST THE GRADE 19s ♪

JAMAICA.♪ SING ME HOME ♪

♪ WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVEYOU'VE GOT TO DO WHAT YOU LOVE ♪

♪ EVEN IF IT'SNOT A GOOD IDEA. ♪

I'M BENDER, BABY!

PLEASE INSERT LIQUOR!

( cheering )CONGRATULATIONS.

WAY TO GO.

CONGRATULATIONSINDEED.

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