In this episode, the president has a plan to reduce our dependency on foreign oil -- step one: import more foreign oil. Then, a Danish cartoon inflames the Muslim world, which evidently, is doused in gasoline. And Democratic Senator Barbara Boxer will be here to talk about her new novel tracing a Democratic female senator's rise to power. Where does she get her ideas? Sometimes it takes a crazy person to see the truth. If so, I'm a freaking lunatic. This is The Colbert Report.