In this episode, the Democratic primaries are over. Are we positive Canada doesn't get a caucus? And then, which does John McCain fear more, a third-party candidate or the horseless carriage? Plus, my guest is author and Knight of the British Empire Sir Salman Rushdie. He got his title by jousting Sir Mick Jagger. Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and it's already 11:30. What a waste. This is The Colbert Report.