In this episode, the government's reading your e-mails and monitoring your calls, and they agree -- your boyfriend's a tool. Then, my 10th congressional district profile: it's five times as good as the second one I did. Sorry, Barney Frank. And NPR Legal Affairs Analyst Nina Totenberg will be here to tell me about the liberal agenda on "Car Talk." Plus, Stephen Colbert is cool. This is The Colbert Report.